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While flipping channels early one morning, I came across a workout
show. The show featured a well tanned blond woman in front, with
a man and a woman behind her. All three were jogging in place
while holding weights. The woman was doing the talking, with the
man answering her questions:
Woman: Charlie tells me that he read that West Virginia has the
lowest fitness rate in the entire country. Well, come on West
Virginia, lets become number one!
(Pause, as they jog in place some more).
Woman: Why do you think West Virginia has a low rate of fitness? They
have beaches, don't they?
Man: No, West Virginia doesn't have any beaches.
Woman: Oh. Well, it's warm in West Virginia, isn't it?
Man: No, actually it gets quite cold in West Virginia.
Woman: Well, what do they have in West Virginia?
Man: (Pauses a second while he thinks) Ahh, they have coal mines.
Woman: Well, come on West Virginia, get into those coal mines
and get some exercise!
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