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found in alt.activism:

In article <38633@tut.cis.ohio-state.edu> you write:
>
>In a more serious vein, a friend of mine with contacts within the CIA
>reports that the CIA does have an agent within Islam with orders to
>kill Khomeini.  This agent has been successfully passing himself off
>as a Muslim, just as in the late 60s and early 70s he penetrated the
>anti-war movement by passing himself off as a rock singer.  At that
>time, he was directly responsible for the deaths of such subversives
>as Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Bing Crosby, and Jim Croce.  His code
>name within the agency is Cat Stevens.
>
>Thought enquiring minds might want to know.
>-- Jeff (martens@cis.ohio-state.edu)

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