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Title: gets(3) vs. Goetz
...and, yes, embarrassing as it may sound, I am the author.
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Heard on a rsh in New York City late one night:
gets(3): Got a buffer?
Goetz: Leave me alone!
gets(3): I can fill your buffer for you, man!
Goetz: You lowlife scum! You just want to write all over my stack space!
Well, take this! [Pulls out a 286 caliber shell process]
gets(3): No! NO! I can be used safe-- [rm! rm!] aaaaiiieeee! plop
See comp.lang.c for further details!
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Paul Floriani
Flounder@cup.portal.com
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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