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(Heard from a friend in New York in about 1970.)

When Lyndon Johnson was running for congress he called his opponent a "pig fucker."

Lyndon's campaign manager said, "Lyndon, you know he doesn't do that!"

Johnson replied, "I know that, but I want to make him deny it."

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