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An Irishman and a Jew are having dinner at an expensive restaurant. At the end of the meal, surprisingly enough, the Irishman is heard to say, "That's ok, I'll pay for it." And even more surprisingly, he does.

The next morning, the headline in the papers is, "Jewish Ventriloquist's Dummy Found Strangled in Blind Alley."

[Ed: Finally the joke I've been searching for all my life! As some of you know, my ancestry is Irish/Jewish. I must admit I probably have another weakness for this joke, considering recent events...]

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