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Heard this from a friend - he doesn't remember where it came from, but it isn't recent. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day wearing his kilt. As he neared the far curb, he noticed two young blondes in a red convertible eyeing him and giggling. One of them called out, "Hey, Scotty! What's worn under the kilt?" He strolled over to the side of the car and asked, "Ach, lass, are you sure you want to know?" Somewhat nervously, the blonde said yes, she did want to know. The Scotsman leaned closer and confided, "Why, lass, nothing's worn under the kilt, everything's in perfect working order." Bruce Roberson roberson@cs.washington.edu
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