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(I heard this joke from a friend, and he attributed it to another friend. This is purported to be a true quotation.)

Prior to the World Championships in Rome, Ben Johnson was asked whether he would prefer a gold medal or a world record. He said that he would prefer a gold medal because, "no one can ever take it away from me."

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