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I. Originally a Kennedy Joke....

Q - Why are there no Bentsen jokes?

A - What is so funny about a mega-millionaire living off his family's money, and always following what the party bosses tell him?

II. National Guard

Q - When did Bentsen decide that National Guard service was an honorable alternative to the draft?

A - When his wife reminded him that his son did the same thing.

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