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(shot of subway train. Man in his 30's in center of frame, black youth off to side. Closeup on MAN)

Man: Hi.

Do you know me?

I'm Bernhard Goetz.

People don't always recognize me when I travel, so I carry this ...

(pulls gun from shoulder holster)

The Smith & Wesson .38. It gets me noticed wherever I go, and helps out with those little financial emergencies.

(Black youth walks up to MAN)

Youth: Hey mister, give me five bucks

(BANG BANG BANG)

(MAN blows across barrel, stares straight into camera) Man: The Smith & Wesson .38. Don't leave home without it.

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