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Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password.

It's her turn to guess the word.

Voice Over: And the password is. . . black dick!

Nancy: Um. . . is it a place?

Her parter: No.

Nancy: Is it a person?

Her partner: No.

Nancy: Hmm, then it must be a thing. Um, is it something I might want to eat?

Her partner, exasperated: Well, I dunno, maybe.

Nancy: Is it black dick?

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