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(This got passed around Microsoft a few days ago. Thought you might appreciate it. - Ellen)

Hardware Question of the Day

A dealer calls in, having problems with the interrupt jumpers on a bus mouse card. After I informed this person that jumper information is on page 9 of the Mouse User's Guide, and gave the proper jumper setting, the dealer said: "Can you hold on while I give it a try?"

The telephone clicked against the desk on the other end as the receiver was set down. The following conversation ensued:

(in whispers)

"He's right. It is on page 9."

"I told you to look in the book."

"I know, I know. He's still on the line. You talk to him."

"I didn't call him. I didn't screw up. You talk to him."

"Why don't you just hang it up. Maybe he won't notice."

"Okay."

Cluck. Click. Buzz (dial tone).

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