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When Mrs. Ghandi went to Moscow, Khrushchev took her for a tour of the city in his limo. Recalling his visit to India, He started giving her a hard time about the sanitary conditions there.

"When I was in Delhi, I saw human excrement lying everywhere."

Poor Mrs. Ghandi was terribly embarrassed, but only for a moment, because just ahead was a man sitting on his heels, shitting on the side of the road. She pointed this out.

Khrushchev was livid and didn't hesitate: "Driver, get out immediately and shoot that man!"

The driver got out, walked up to the man with his gun drawn, spoke briefly, and then returned to the car.

"Sir, I can't shoot that man, he's the Indian ambassador."

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