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Just the Bare Facts, Ma'am

kaldis@topaz.rutgers.edu (Theodore A. Kaldis)
Rutgers Univ., New Brunswick, N.J.
(rec_humor_cull, smirk)

(wgm@mitre-bedford.ARPA (Gregory M. Woodhouse) writes:)

News article:

"A hole has been found in the fence surrounding the Happydale Nudist Colony. Police are looking into it."

Heard on a police radio frequency:

"Car 4, please investigate a report of a nude woman at large in the vicinity of the 700 block of Temple." After a short silence, "All other squads, remain on your beat."


Theodore A. Kaldis

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