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I read this in the newspaper where I used to live, the Lincoln Star. I am not sure if it was wire service news or a joke, but I know it was not local, because Nebraska doesn't have a lottery. I am not quoting exactly--it appeared a year or so back and I forget the exact words.

Interviewer: Congratulations on winning the lottery.

Farmer: Thank you.

Interviewer: Do you have any special plans for spending the money?

Farmer: Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming 'til it's gone.

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