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(From Jay Leno's monologue as a Carson guest-host:)

So, the big thing of the Dukakis campaign these days is working on the passing of that plant closing bill, where workers will be informed 60 days in advance of plant closings.

Well, you know, he's right--all Americans have the right to know if they're not going to have jobs 60 days in advance--except of course if you're Jesse Jackson.

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