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Heard on one of those starving artist/comedian TV shows:

Just once, I would like to see an intelligent witness on the stand:

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?

Defendant: No, I did not.

P: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?

D: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.

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