Returning from the men's room, a bar customer was shaking his head. "What's the matter?" inquired the bartender.
"While I was in the bathroom back there, I noticed among the scribblings on the wall, and one that said: WENDY GIVES REALLY FABULOUS HEAD - ABSOLUTELY THE GREATEST B.J. IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!" replied the customer.
"Ah buddy, I wouldn't give it a second thought, we get jerks in here like anywhere else," said the bartender.
"I know," continue the headshaker. "One of them has scratched out the phone number!"
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