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(Sean C. Mikeworth) writes:

What do you call 6.9?

A good 69 interrupted by a period....

What do you call a period?

A bloody waste of fucking time.

Hugh Dunne, Dept. of Math.

And now... An editor's contribution on the same subject! Original lyrics to a popular song on this topic:

I've got Bloodstains on my sheets today.

It's the wrongest time of the month of May

I guess you'll say, what can take those cramps away

Midol... Midol .... Midol

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