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Quotes from students

brent@questar.QUESTAR.MN.ORG (Brent Nordquist)
Questar Data Systems, Minneapolis, MN
(rec_humor_cull, chuckle, true)

Forwarded from a friend who's doing student teaching this semester...

these are actual quotes taken from junior high students science tests....

* The dodo is a bird that is nearly decent now.

* A thermometer is an instrument for raising temperance.

* Geometry teaches us to bisex angels.

* The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

* To collect fumes of sulhpur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.


Brent Nordquist

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