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Endangered species

sandell@tcgould.tn.cornell.edu (Gregory Sandell)
Cornell Theory Center, Cornell University, Ithaca NY
(smirk)

(This joke comes from folk musician Art Thieme, who told it at a University of Chicago Folk festival)

A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter with a rifle and a dead loon.

"What in the world do you think you're doing? Don't you know that the loon is an endangered bird?"

Instead of answering, the hunter showed the ranger a trunk containing 12 more dead loons.

"What on earth are you going to do with 13 dead loons?" the ranger asked.

"My family eats them."

"Well, what does a loon taste like?"

"Oh, somewhere between an American Bald Eagle and a Trumpeter Swan..."


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