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How 'bout them cubs?
eddie@pur-ee.UUCP (Sun Worshipper)
(true, chuckle)
(Baseball humor, for those out there who are Non-Cub fans.)
In 1908, the Chicago Cubs won the World Series. Since then:
- Radio was invented.
- Four states were admitted to the Union.
- The atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
- Television was invented.
- The U.S. went through the Great Depression.
- The U.S. participated in two world wars and two major armed
conflicts, Korea and Vietnam.
- The NFL was founded.
- Man landed on the moon.
- Thirteen presidents were elected and one was appointed.
- Harry Carey was born.
- Wrigley Field was built and became the oldest baseball park
in the National League.
- Five flag poles, erected at Wrigley Field for the purpose of
holding a World Series flag, have worn out and been replaced
without ever holding a pennant.
- Lights were installed at twenty-five major league baseball
stadiums--except Wrigley Field.
- Ten teams were added to the major leagues.
- Halley's Comet passed the earth twice.
- Hundreds of boys were born, raised, played inept baseball for
the Cubs, retired and died of old age.
[Ed: Clearly item 13 dates the list.]
Ed Nieters
Purdue University
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