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The following is an approximation of an item in the New Yorker (the kind that appear at the ends of articles in the back) that refers to a correction printed by some newspaper I don't remember. (I read it in a dentist's office and don't have it in front of me now.)

"Dear Abby said yesterday that one cure for hiccups is to use carbon monoxide. The correct treatment uses carbon dioxide."

The New Yorker's comment? "Too late."

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