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A construction worker was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly. The doctor told the nurse to prepare a pain killer. "Don't bother Doc," said the man. "I've been through a lot worse."

"More painful than this?" the doctor asked.

"I'll tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was hunting one day and had to take a shit so I dropped my pants and squatted. I tripped a bear trap and BOOM, the thing snapped shut on my balls."

The doctor winced, "That's awful. But tell me, what could be worse?"

"When I reached the end of the chain."

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