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On the Buses
TBRAKITZ@pucc.bitnet.UUCP (Byron Rakitzis)
(chuckle, offense=italians)
In the good ol' U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying
"Don't speak to the driver."
In Germany, the sign reads: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to
speak to the driver."
In England: "You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to
the driver."
In Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"
And in Italy: "Don't answer the driver."
Byron Rakitzis, Banana-in-Residence, Princeton University.
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