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(I've been making a collection of people's mis-rememberences of movie titles and making up descriptions of what the movies would be like if they really existed. Here are a few examples:)

8 1/2 WEEKS--Considered by some to be Fellini's masterpiece. A filmmaker is resting at a health spa and trying to write a new movie. He is distracted, however, by his visions of whips, strawberries, and a mysterious woman in white.

NATIONAL BLUE VELVET--Elizabeth Taylor plays a young woman with a strange attraction to horses. Dennis Hopper plays the wacky, demented jockey.

MIRACLE ON 42ND STREET--Santa Claus, in the off season, follows his heart's desire and tries to make it big on Broadway. Santa sings and dances his way into your heart.

COLOR ME PURPLE--Whoopi Goldberg was nominated for an Academy Award (tm) for her part as a carnival face painter.

THE JAGGED RAZOR'S EDGE--This was made as a training film for pubescent teens who are learning how to shave, but it contains so much blood and gore that it is now considered a camp horror classic. Look for the sequels, FACES OF DEATH, LEGS OF DEATH and UNDERARMS OF DEATH.

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