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     There was an international conference and a luncheon following at the U.N. 

     The G.B. representative started to offer a toast: 

        To the women of the Eastern Hemisphere! 

     The Chinese representative then followed: 

        To the women of the Western Hemisphere! 

     The Italian representative thought for a moment, and then said: 

         To the two hemispheres of women! 

At a golf club a bunch of women are having tea. Then one woman discovers that the men's locker room at some distance below their balcony has its door ajar. And a man is taking a shower with his head unseen. So this woman chuckles and says: "I am glad that that is not my husband--how embarrassing!" A second woman acknowledges: "I am glad that he is not my boyfriend ....hmmm!"

A third woman then says: "I don't know whether he is my husband or not, but I sure know that he is not any of the men here at this golf club."

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