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I started getting virus emails a few minutes ago with spoofed From lines. No big deal, pick one a few seconds old, read the headers, see whose machine it is, check the company directory, pull out the cell phone...

"Hi, did you just open an email that you shouldn't have?"

"Oh, um, uh, sorry, yes, I knew that one might be... Um, what do I do?"

"Unplug your machine from the network, and take it to IT."

"Thanks! Who is this?"

<inspiration strikes>

"I'm from the Internet, ma'am. Be more careful next time."

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