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Could this be The Ultimate Hack?

henry1@henryfarkas.com (Henry W. Farkas)
(smirk, internet)

First, visit The Gematriculator to see how the ratings are performed: http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/

Following their prompts, I evaluated the following organizations: 
IBM:                 42% evil, 58% good 
AT&T:                48% evil, 52% good 
Enron:               50% evil, 50% good 
Comcast:             50% evil, 50% good 
Microsoft:           60% evil, 40% good 
The Democrats:       43% evil, 57% good 
The Republicans:     29% evil, 71% good 
The White House:     20% evil, 80% good 
The Bible Gateway:   10% evil, 90% good 
The Vatican:          1% evil, 99% good 
The Gematriculator:  Sorry, an error occurred: Recursive gematriculation 
                     messes with the fabric of the universe itself and 
                     cannot be allowed. 

The ratings above were obtained by having the Gematriculator evaluate the organizations' primary web sites.

Kinda scary, huh?

However, not being satisfied with the final answer above, I copied the entire contents of the Gematriculator into a buffer, pasted it into the text box, and successfully received a rating of 30% evil, 70% good.

I have messed with the very fabric of the universe. Go me!


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