| RHF Joke Archives |

A man went into a pet store to buy a parrot. He was amazed at the prices. The clerk showed him one that spoke English, for $600.00. Another one spoke Spanish, and was running $700.00. Next, there was that spoke English AND Spanish, which was running at $1000.00.

Finally, the clerk showed him a parrot priced at $3000.00. The man couldn't believe it. "Why is this one so much?" he asked.

The clerk replied, "Well, this one lays square eggs."

The man asked, "What do I care if it lays square eggs, if it doesn't talk?"

The clerk replied, "But it DOES talk. Every time it's about to lay an egg, it yell, `HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!'"

| RHF Joke Archives |