As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport in Israel, the voice of the Captain came on: "Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off."
After a short pause, the captain continued: "To those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and hope that you enjoy your stay, ...and to those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Chanukah, and welcome home."