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Airline Captain Welcome In the Spirit of the Holiday

f_anon@411.com (f-anon Ha-Gdola)
(smirk, offense=Israelis)

As the plane settled down at Ben Gurion airport in Israel, the voice of the Captain came on: "Please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until this plane is at a complete standstill and the seat belt signs have been turned off."

After a short pause, the captain continued: "To those who are seated, we wish you a Merry Christmas, and hope that you enjoy your stay, ...and to those of you standing in the aisles, we wish you a Happy Chanukah, and welcome home."


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