A recent converstation. Verbatim.
Her> So, if you had your choice...
Me, interrupting> If I had my choice I'd spend the rest
of my life on a tropical island, with a
fast Internet connection, beautiful
women, and lots of books. I'd spend my
days reading, researching and making love.
Her> No you wouldn't! I know you! You'd make love for ten
minutes, then spend the rest of your time reading!
*Sigh*. I've been found out.