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If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap) If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap) If you're happy and you know it, And you really want to show it If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq

If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq If your equities are falling, and your losses are appalling If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq.

If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq If the euro keeps on climbing, put your trust in W's timing, If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq

If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq, If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq, If the GDP is shrinking, And W's back to drinking, If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq,

If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq, If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq, If my polls are falling, and Congress is stalling If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq.

If the GOP is hurtin' , bomb Iraq If the GOP is hurtin' , bomb Iraq If the GOP is hurtin' And November looks uncertain If the GOP is hurtin' , bomb Iraq

If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq, If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq, If the talk has turned to Harken, and that Krugman-dawg is barkin', If the talk has turned to Harken, bomb Iraq!

Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq If they're checking Halliburton And for Cheney jail looks certain If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq

If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq If your brother is a turkey And Florida's goin' bazerk-y If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq

If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq If the pundits call you moron Then it's time to get your war on If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq

If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq If Noelle gets caught with crack and the twins drop booze for smack If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq

To divert public attention bomb Iraq To divert public attention bomb Iraq To divert public attention From the doings of your henchmen To divert public attention bomb Iraq

To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq, To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq, You can run us out of oil, With the Middle East aboil, To get drilling in the Artic, bomb Iraq.

Now add your own verses!!!

[Note, forwarded unattributed, possibly a group effort by atrios.blogspot.com, but original author unknown. I'd have given it a "chuckle," but 'bazerk-y'? Please... - ed.]

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