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When Microsoft paid The Rolling Stones a few million to use "Start Me Up" in their Windows95 marketing campaign, some wag posted the top 10 rejected Rolling Stones songs for advertising Windows95.

http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/95q3/top10.html

Flash forward to October 25, 2001, as Microsoft uses Madonna's "Ray of Light" for WindowsXP...

Top 10 Madonna Songs more appropriate for WindowsXP

10. Get Down
9. Live to Tell
8. Gambler
7. Rescue Me
6. Burning Up
5. Cry Baby
4. Why's It So Hard
3. And the Money Kept Rolling In (from Evita)
2. Nobody's Perfect

...and the number one rejected Madonna song:

1. Frozen

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