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St Patty's Day Poem

bbarton@cisco.com (Bob Barton)
Cisco Systems
(topical, smirk, heard it, forwarded)

SOTALLY TOBER


Starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up.

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