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You want fries with that?

(k, sexual)

I was in a hurry to get to work one morning and didn't stop to make myself a proper breakfast, so I pulled through the nearest McDonalds.

"What can I get for you?" the tinny speaker-voice said.

I leaned out the window and said, "I'd like a Sausage McMuffin with Egg Meal, please."

Now most McDonald's have little displays where you can verify that the person got your order right. In this case, my order came up as the following:

1 SMEG MEAL

Yum.

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