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Here are a few quickies about yesterday's Seattle earthquake. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: jim.omalley@kamr.com (Jim O'Malley (KAMR))
>Subject: Post-quake headlines

"Seattle Prefers Coffee Stirred, not Shaken"

"Massive Case of Jitters Jolts Puget Sound"

"Microsoft Campus Decides Where it Wants to Go"

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>From: tkolar@juniper.net (Tim Kolar)
>Subject: Microsoft cheapshot

>From the Reuter's article on the Seattle Quake. I'm sure it was just an
innocent section header.

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[...]

MICROSOFT WINDOWS BROKEN

Microsoft, which employs 20,000 people in the Seattle area, said three
buildings at a local branch campus experienced broken windows and tiles...

[...]

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>From: wsmc@crosswinds.net (The Raven)
>Subject: Bill does it again.

Quote of the day from a local e-newspaper:

"Quake rocks Seattle
>From AP
01mar01

Screams erupted at a nearby hotel, where Microsoft founder Bill Gates was
addressing an education and technology conference."

Hmmm, a familiar event, no doubt...

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>From: brad@templetons.com (Brad Templeton)
>Organization: http://www.templetons.com/brad
>Subject: How can we doubt the power of lord Gates?

Don't feel too bad for the problems Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson has
had with the appeals court which may stop his plan to split Microsoft
in two.

Even God failed today in his attempt to split Microsoft in two.

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