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Topical - O'Reilly to Fox News VP

rjw@sky.net (Dick Williams)
(topical, smirk)


>Date: Thu, 18 Oct 2001 14:15:52 -0400
>Routing: Internal Only
>To: VP News - Fox/VPN
>From: Bill O'Reilly - News/BOR

>Subject: Humiliation

I am totally humiliated now that baggy-eyed Dan has received his dose of anthrax as well as Mr. Nice Guy and that damned Canuk.

We all know I'm the premier working-class broadcaster in all of television news--this is a humiliation, an outrage and the most ridiculous item of the day. Fox Broadcasting has 2 hours to find some anthrax and get it in a letter to me by the time of my broadcast tonight. Hell, I'm afraid Whiskers over at CNN will get a letter before I do! How's that going to make us look?

Get on the stick and GET ME SOME ANTHRAX!

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