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The Code Red worm is known to operate only from the 1st to 20th of each month, after which it launches a (so far broken) attack on US government computers. What this means for most of us is that it only plays havoc with our bandwidth for 20 days a month. Or, as a sysadmin at work remarked to me, 'It's that time of month'.

The Internet now has a time of month. The Internet is female. And, as her 'time of month' lasts 20 days out of every 30, she's a *real bitch*.

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