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Here are some more of the election quickies I've received. These are jokes which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.

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>From: zfrey@bright.net (Zach Frey)
>Subject: Election night TV coverage

I looked at the network television schedule for tonight
(election night in the USA) and saw that I had four
choices--election coverage, election coverage, election
coverage, and "Buffy the Vampire Slayer."

Some choice--all the shows are about blood-sucking
parasites who are masters of deception and prey on the innocent.

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>From: GarryJE@navair.navy.mil (Garry, Joel E (SDS))
>Subject: lies, lies, lies

There's lies, damn lies, statistics, and CNN election calling.

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>From: grendler@best.com (Peter Grendler)
>Subject: Nader's not a spoiler--right

Ralph Nader claims he isn't a spoiler. He must be even worse at math
than George W.

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>From: lindstrm@cornernet.com (City of Lindstrom)
>Organization: City of Lindstrom
>Subject: Good News/Bad News

One of the wags in our morning coffee crew commented this AM that "The
good news is that it looks like Bush is gonna win...which means I can
keep my guns....the bad news is that now I'll have to shoot myself."

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>From: grohrer@sei.cmu.edu (Grace F. Rohrer)
>Organization: The Software Engineering Institute
>Subject: new ladies in the Senate

So I envision Hillary sitting next to Jean Carnahan
(who is taking her dead husband's Senate seat)...
and Hillary thinking "gee...if I'd have known it
could be that easy, I'd have bumped off Bill long
ago"

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>From: test@email.msn.com (Gondring)
>Subject: Bush-Gore Reaction

Notice that there really are differences between the parties:

At Bush/Cheney Headquarters, they broke out the champagne.

At Gore/Lieberman Headquarters, they broke out the whines.

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>From: Henry_Farkas/White_Plains/IBM@us.ibm.com (Henry_Farkas/White_Plains/IBM%IBMUS)
>Subject: (US) Election 2000

The American people have now spoken, but it's going to take a little
while to figure out exactly what they said -Bill Clinton, November 7, 2000

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>From: cduzan@tricity.wsu.edu (Carole Duzan)
>Subject: Floridians

Found on Usenet:

Q: How many Floridians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four! No, Two! No ... um ... wait. Can I let you know in six hours?

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>From: oldbear@arctos.com (The Old Bear)
>Subject: The Truth is Out There

The press reported that at 2 A.M. on election night, Gore
called up Bush and congratulated him on winning the election.

Gore will lie about anything.

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