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And now back to... Who wants to marry a multimillionaire! 


Other jokes on the topic... 

Gay version: 
	Who wants to not be legally allowed to marry a multimillionaire? 

Inverted version: 
	Who wants to buy a trophy wife? 

Fox version.  Oh wait, this is on Fox already: 
	Who wants to marry trailer trash? 

Cancelled version: 
	Who wants to marry a nice, generally decent guy? 

Crossover version for sweeps week: 
	a) Hour 1 - Who wants to be a millionaire?  
		Contestants answer a series of progressively 
		difficult questions to win a million dollars. 
		They then walk through a door into 
	b) Hour 2--Who wants to marry a game show millionaire? 

Never even got a pilot: 

	Who wants to win marriage to a multimillionaire? 
	Contestants answer a series of difficult questions.  The 
	guy picks the smartest one without seeing them in a 
	swimsuit. 

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