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One day, I was walking along the sidewalk when I saw a small boy sitting in his yard making mud pies.

I remarked, "Those look pretty good."

"Yep," he said. "Wanna try one?"

I laughed and said, "No, but I would like to buy the recipe." I was feeling good and thought that would please the small boy.

He was pleased and said, "OK, I'll run into the house and write it for you and it will only be 5."

Well, 5 cents to please a small boy was fine with me so I said, "Do it." He soon came running back out and handed me the recipe. I started to hand him the nickel but he wouldn't take it and started yelling for his mom. His mom came outside and asked what I was doing to her son. I started explaining about the deal. When I was through, she glared at me and said, " It's 5 dollars, not 5 cents."

Well, the kid was crying now, the neighbors were coming out of their houses and were staring at me, so I took out a 5 dollar bill and threw it at the kid, grabbed the recipe and walked away.

After a few steps, I turned around and said, "This is a rip off and I am going to share this recipe with everyone I know."

Well, the kid cried louder and the mother said, "I wish you wouldn't do that."

"Too late for that, lady." I said.

So here it is, folks. One free mudpie recipe. Enjoy!

	One cup dirt, sifted. 
	One cup water. 
	Mix well and spread on a paper plate. Makes one. 


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