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Here's the complete text of Bill Gates' television commercial,
showing material that was cut during production.

"Twenty-five years ago, my friends and I
... playing with our Altairs every Friday night ...

started with nothing but an idea
... Apple's idea, and hoped ...

-- that we could harness the power of the
... sheep-like corporate devotion to the IBM ...

PC to improve
... our bank balance, and inflict shoddy software like "DOS" on ...

people's lives.
... They laughed at me! Laughed! The BSOD is my revenge. Bwa-hahaha! ...

"Since then, it's become a tool that has transformed our economy
and had a profound effect on how we live
... "I invented the PC." ...

and how our children learn.
... "I control your children." ...

"Now our goal at Microsoft is to
... survive the legal ramifications of our misdeeds until a
sympathetic Republican administration can take office, ...
and copy, um, ...

create the next generation of software,
... that's intentionally incompatible with other platforms ...

to keep innovating and improving
... on our corporate strategy to take over the world. Come, Pinky!
Humans of the world, see ...

what we can do
... to ... um, ...

for you. The best is yet to come (TM)
... until then, use Windows."

["The best is yet to come" is a Micro$oft trademark. All rights are reserved,
including usage in poetry.]

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