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On the birth of my daughter, I made an effort to curb my colorful vocabulary...quite successfully, I thought, until the following exchange between Mom and our three year old caught my attention:

Mom: Emily, sit down for dinner.

Emily: I need to go upstairs and tell Poppy we are home.

Mom: Emily...sit down.

Emily: I need to tell Poppy.

Mom: Sit down; he already knows we are home.

Emily: No he doesn't. I just heard him say #$%^, &^%$ and @*$&.

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