Rest of RHF Index Page 65
This page contains 50 entries with the rest of the jokes from
the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or are recent and thus were not yet culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
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are under 18, check with your parents before browsing these jokes.
Joke stolen from Ian Greenhalgh's SIG (Chris Marble) smirk, sexual
You too can be a derivatives expert (Michael Jennings) topical, smirk, banking
RIP Barings (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle, banking, politics
Empty Ritual (Jim Davis) smirk, religion
What a tough life (Daniel Barrett) topical, chuckle, internet
Matchbox up the nose (jmarkus@drmail.dr.att.com) smirk, kids
Air Jordan changing direction (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) topical, smirk, sports, original
English Broken Here (travis@netrix.com) smirk
Land of the Free? (Peter J. Scott) topical, smirk, celebrites, original
New Class at Purdue University (Jeff T.P.) smirk, academia
Clear direction from RHF (jneff@eniac.seas.upenn.edu) topical, smirk, true, metahumor
Position or Momentum, but not both (Mike Andersson) original, chuckle, physics
Reply from vending service (Pete Bellas) smirk, quality, form letters
Elephants Never Forget (Kendall Gelner) smirk, animals
Secret Ingredient (Duane D Morin) smirk, nationalities
You bought a WHAT? (George Farnsworth) smirk, stupid
Carrier Pigeon Message (JimW903840) smirk, animals
Inspiration? (Dan D) chuckle, religion
Are you prepared? (Dale R. Worley) smirk, signs, true
German Joke (Kevin Roth) smirk, history
Hair kit for men only (mertus@archer.cog.brown.edu) original, chuckle, ads, parody
You know you're a computer geek when... (Jonathan Haas) smirk, computers
A beach tale (Sarah C. Stone) smirk, sexual
Rush Limbaugh's cold cuts (dm@hri.com) smirk, celebrities, original
Singh, Singh, Singh (Narendra Tulpule) smirk, ethnic
Corporate Math (Name Withheld) chuckle, stupid, corporate
Re: Well, you've got to teach them culture... (wklosky@nitro.mines.colorado.edu) smirk, language, nationalities
Make alot of money real fast (Bill Bremer) chuckle, parody
Califonia -- The Environmental State?? (Joseph A. Gherlone Jr) smirk, awww, true
A Return to Paganism? (Sergej Roytman) smirk, religion
Cost Savings (Gene W. Kohring) chuckle, government
"Understands and Follows instructions" (J. Paul Landolt) smirk, corporate
Times are a-changin' (Jeremy Elson) smirk, true, signs
Not unless he has a good lawyer (ALECTO@delphi.com) smirk, awww, sexual
I think his is signing autographs (GOODMANS@delphi.com) smirk, celebrities
Phone lines aren't transitive! (Steve Goldman) smirk, bureaucracy
The Joy of Troubleshooting (JGates830@aol.com) smirk, users
Newt (Gingrich) is against _all_ entitlements... (Kevin D. Rich) topical, smirk, politics, original
Humor in the Sears Catalog (Byron Hynes) smirk, ads
Canada's Triple 'A' Credit Rating. (Daniel J. Cochrane) topical, smirk, finance, nationalities
Another bird joke (David M. Sibell) smirk, animals
Top 10 reasons the weather satellite map isn't working. (Chuck Corley) topical, smirk, computers
Legalese (Mark Waks) chuckle, lawyers, langauge
Mitnick Cracks Route 66? (John E. Norlin) topical, chuckle, computers, journalism
Please hold, we value our customers (Joseph D. Neff) smirk, music, telephones
The Blood Lyin' (Fred Medlin) smirk, sexual
Kevin Mitnick Legal Defense Fund (Maddi Hausmann Sojourner) topical, smirk, computers, original
68040 > 80486 (Robert Nickel) smirk, computers, religion
The strikeout king (Tina M. Wood) topical, smirk, government, sports
A problem with bicycle mittens (Dick King) chuckle, bicycles, awww
Re: WhiteHouse Arithmetic? (Eric Johnson) chuckle, computers, government