Rest of RHF Index Page 47
This page contains 50 entries with the rest of the jokes from
the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or are recent and thus were not yet culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
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are under 18, check with your parents before browsing these jokes.
Fifty ways to hose your source code (song) (Name Got Munged) smirk
Job Flushed (Life sucks and then you die...painfully.) smirk, computers
Not Quayle's Fault (Bowyer Jeff) topical, smirk
He shoots, he scores! (Mike Schneider) chuckle, offensive
Coming soon to a theater near you! (trygve lode) topical, chuckle, original
Those Wacky Royals (Michael Jarvis) chuckle
New Madonna stamp (Greg Byrd) topical, smirk, sexual
Down on the Farm (caldwell8102@mtroyal.ab.ca) chuckle, sexual, offensive
Proof the economy is improving (csh@ulysses.att.com) smirk
Plasti-Cola (Glenn E. Elliott 965-6339) topical, smirk
That explains those stupid user questions (Kunal Saurov Bagchi) smirk, computers
Come to stay --- for a LONG time (Tim Rolfe) original, smirk
Joke submission (Rujith de Silva) smirk, dating, original
More data analysis (mcrae@husc.harvard.edu) chuckle
Fun with Edmond Scientific (Michael Edelman) smirk
A really bad idea (Kerry Stephenson) smirk, true
The Purchase (Dan O'Neill) smirk
Which is Hotter? (Robin Coutellier) smirk, sexual, original
I Reject Your Rejection Letter (Doug Moran) smirk
Smegma (Smith Andrew CDT) chuckle, sexual, offensive
It is right unless it is wrong (Robin Goldstone) smirk, true
Physicists and mathematicians redux (Benjamin Jones) chuckle
What's on TV tonight? (Allan Heinicke) smirk, sexual, stereotypes, true
Scottie Dogs (Ralph Kuntz) smirk
A Post-Holiday Poem (Bob D'Amore) topical, smirk
Signs of fatigue (Rob Vaughn) chuckle
Non-Intuitive (Greg Rose) smirk
The Secret of Acceptance (tom_limoncelli@warren.mentorg.com) smirk, original
Sons of IBM OS/2 Fiesta Bowl (Harry Bloomberg) topical, chuckle
Texas skiers (Robert Thurlow) chuckle
Baby care (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
Hope for the Houston Oilers (Ron Boerger) topical, smirk
Marketoidal Stuff (ftit@engin.umich.edu) original, chuckle
Is is powder, then? (Kevbo) topical, smirk, true
Newscaster of the Month (Alistair Calder) topical, smirk, true
Helpful Grammar checker (Jon Nigrine) smirk, computers, true
Why women want Wesley Allen Dodd (Dave Johnson) topical, smirk, offensive
And I'm behind him 300% (Rick Turkel, Ext. 2214, Room 5304B bs"d) chuckle, sexual
IRS, childrens stories, etc. (JVOGEL@nhqvax.hq.nasa.gov) original, smirk
Canadian's perspective on the U.S. (Caroline Collins) chuckle
Insurance that doesn't pay (Kevin Karplus) smirk
AUTOEXEC? (Jon Leech) smirk, computers
Amazing Fortune Telling Machine (alex@ipac.caltech.edu) smirk
Hospital signs (Kai-Mikael Jaeae-Aro) smirk
Cowboy boots (Rudolph R. Zung) chuckle, sexual
Minivan Remote-Control Door (Anthony Bacio) smirk, true
Dam those Gynaecologists (David Pascoe) smirk, sexual
Blinking Babies (Wayne Johnson) smirk, sexual, heard it
Science of the Future (trygve lode) original, chuckle, science
Maybe if we flap our arms hard enough... (Jim Tubman) smirk, true
Knock Knock joke for programmers (tsa@cellar.org) smirk, computers, heard it