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This page contains 50 entries with the rest of the jokes from
the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or are recent and thus were not yet culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
Visit the Home Page for more jokes, or
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Be warned that this is not a joke collection for children. If you
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George Bush says he should not be re-elected (Jeremy G) topical, true, smirk
Spelling chequer woes (Alan Munn) computer, chuckle
"...and now I are one." (Michael Glass at Fermilab) topical, smirk
U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services Message (Kartik Subbarao) true, computer, chuckle
Ture Story (smirk!) (Jo Meachem) true, chuckle
I vant to suck your blood... (Tina) original, chuckle
YASS (yet another Sun spinoff) (Patrick J. Flynn) computer, smirk
Definition of a supercomputer (Alan Munn) chuckle, computer
Clinton at Tandem (Mark Whiteside) topical, computer, smirk, original
And In The U.S., They're Forced To Buy Retail (M. Burtch--Specialist in Courier Font) original, computer, chuckle
Are you a Techno-Dweeb ? (RITTERBUS001@WCSUB.CTSTATEU.EDU) original, chuckle, computer
The juvenile sea squirt... (Thomas A. Bartlett) chuckle
A Toast - "To Space" (Ulysses Sherman) sexual, smirk
Olympic TV coverage - original (Rand Whillock) topical, smirk
Clean limerick (Hillel Markowitz) chuckle
Stay Tuned! (David Lesher) topical, maybe
The ABCs of Unix (John Hagerman) chuckle, computer
The dangers of unplanned X (Phil.Richards@prg.oxford.ac.uk) computer, smirk, original
Smart software... (Harpal Chohan) usenet, smirk
Top 10 uses for My Boyfriends Computer (Cliff Lee) original, chuckle, computer
Kids say the darndest of things (Kartik Subbarao) original, true, computer, chuckle
New marketing buzzword (Greg Rose) chuckle, original
Flies and Von Neumann (William C. Haga) smirk
Closet (Shahar Steiff) chuckle, sexual
Sheer Hell (William Dye) smirk
FBI reacts to Intelsat difficulties (Ron Rivest) true, computer, chuckle
Not Quite Wright (Steve Connelly) original, funny
Pinging for the fjorks (Mark Brader) original, chuckle, computer
Lightbulb (again) (Greg Wilson) religious stereotypes, chuckle
Einstein and the mob (Jim Richard) chuckle
One from Fred Greenlee (Bob Kirkpatrick) sexual stereotypes, smirk
Dan Quayle Quote... (i palindrome i) topical, smirk
Car Etiquette for the '90s (Jeff Wilkinson) smirk
A thought. (Hindu, smirk) (MACKINNON@osse.nrl.navy.mil) original, smirk
VERY short phone conversation (Mark Nutter) original, smirk
Simulating life in the coast guard (Greg Creedon) funny
U.nfortunately, S.till A.llegheney I.n R.eality (Larry Fishbach) chuckle, true
Genetic Engineering (Robert Blumenfeld) original, smirk
The mobster's trial (D. C. WINTERS - 230 DLH LAB EMPLOYEE) heard it, smirk
The 12-Hour Saga of...Dave (Dascher@drew.drew.edu, Carolyn) true, chuckle
Bean towne geography (Tim Hall) smirk, true
US vs. Yugoslavian Baksetball team (snm@cc.gatech.edu) sick, smirk
Baseball Statistic (Lance Fortnow) maybe
More Cold Sales Call Humor (ODIN::CARTER) smirk
Food for thought (Rob Scott) smirk
Usenet mail (Deleted) heard it, smirk
Apples and Swine (original) (Stephen P Spackman) chuckle
Wouldn't you rather drive a Buick? (Steve South) chuckle
Sweepstakes from Hell (Drew Cheng) smirk
A really useful error message (Jeffrey V. Butera) smirk, computers, true
MIS-adventures of Pops Kringle (Daniel P Dern) topical, smirk