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This page contains 50 entries with the rest of the jokes from
the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or are recent and thus were not yet culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
Visit the Home Page for more jokes, or
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Be warned that this is not a joke collection for children. If you
are under 18, check with your parents before browsing these jokes.
Things that go ? in the night (Timothy Robinson) smirk, scatological
The Very Model of a Modern Network Architect (Bob Tinkelman) computer, smirk
Guidelines for Submissions to Rec.Stupid (P Scannell) original, usenet, chuckle
Bozo Hits the Road (Steven Grimm) original, chuckle
Pyramid Posting Contest Winner! (Tim Pierce) original, usenet, chuckle
Final Words (GARY@rdac.dnet.hac.com) smirk
Crude fur coat joke (Robert.Frederking@isl1.ri.cmu.edu) swearing, smirk, sexual stereotypes
Computing is like sex because... (Jimmy Aitken) computer, sexual, smirk
Zone #120: Tanja and the Wonderful Machine (P Scannell) original, computer, chuckle
The two modes of vi. (Curt J. Sampson) original, unix, chuckle
The worst love poem ever written (Sam Jones) original, maybe
Best of Usenet Oracularities #201-250 (Steve Kinzler) various, funny
Instant Credit (McBryde 461I; 552-3177) smirk, original
This *is* the Death Star, right? (Garrett Wollman) true, chuckle, computer
New NDP Budget... (Dale Gass) topical, chuckle
The C Bible (hatman@tardis.cs.ed.ac.uk) smirk, computer
Writer - quote (Monte Bateman) smirk
The 24 Coins Puzzle... revisited (warwick@cs.uq.oz.au) original, smirk
Description of a LOOOONNNGG plane flight (EDB393GBP3@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au) original, smirk
50th Wedding Anniversary (Michelle Lassagne) sexual stereotypes, smirk
DarthStar Release 1.0 (P Scannell) original, smirk, puns, computer
FAMOUS POLITICAL SAYINGS (Bill Campbell) topical, smirk
More chickens crossing roads (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
S. Africa: selective conversation policy: (George Dennie) topical, smirk
What, me hurry? (Mike Cepek, MGI) smirk
Re: Customer Oriented Marketing (Dave) original, chuckle
Doctors under stress (PJ Geraghty) sick, smirk, true
Blondes (male or female, or substitute your own category) (Roy M. Jacobsen) sexual stereotypes, smirk, rot13
New check-book... (Marcus Halbe) regional stereotypes, heard it, smirk
Channel Tunnel (Timothy J. Stone in New York) national stereotypes, chuckle
Getting busted for lysol misuse :) (Jeffrey W. Spencer) original, smirk
Re: I was going how fast??? (Michael Smithson) smirk, original
LAPD fisherman (Robert.Frederking@isl1.ri.cmu.edu) topical, chuckle
Plain English homeowner's policy. (Peggy) swearing, chuckle, rot13
The Vitenam syndrome is the least of our problems... (arens@isi.edu) topical, smirk
Kitty Kelley: The Unauthorized Autobiography (Mike Cluff) topical, original, chuckle
Joke by myself (Richard Orr) smirk, computer
Re: Lotus' latest (Richard W Travsky) topical, computer, chuckle
Re: Signs of the times (Patrick Carey) true, smirk
How many computer scientists does it take to change a light bulb? [true] (Andrew Koenig) original, true, chuckle
Arcitect and Engineer Jokes (DDFERGUSON@genie.com) science, chuckle
PC TV (Topher Eliot) original, chuckle
Oh no, another Trek parody (Matthew Robert Hucke) chuckle
How to become a Cheerleader (T. Michael Farlow) topical, smirk
Nuddhism and other heresies (Jonathan R. Partington) original, chuckle, religious stereotypes
Drunk (David Hawk) heard it, smirk
Good news and bad news (Renaissance) smirk
New Kids on the Black (Joe Kolesar) topical, smirk
Contribution (Michael Gordon Shapiro) computer, smirk
Reverse Placement Agencies (Bodyhunters?) FYI (Daniel P Dern) topical, smirk, original
Bees (Ray Deonandan) heard it, sexual, smirk