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This page contains 50 entries with the rest of the jokes from
the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or are recent and thus were not yet culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
Visit the Home Page for more jokes, or
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Be warned that this is not a joke collection for children. If you
are under 18, check with your parents before browsing these jokes.
From the Cops Box (vickie hoover) true, smirk
Santa's helper (Jim Greenlee) chuckle
You might be a Redneck if (Burch Seymour) regional stereotypes, chuckle
AT&T Acronym (bull@udavxb.oca.udayton.edu) topical, smirk
Sherlock Ohm's Law - Very Punny (turner@smart.sps.mot.com) pun, smirk, science
O Baby Baby (Tom Pfannkoch) smirk
Last minute Christmas idea? Try these childrens books! (David Lowry) original, chuckle
Bathroom Language (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) computer, chuckle
Sex in Kuwait (Erann Gat) topical, smirk, sexual
New York City one-liners (ark@research.att.com) smirk
Collection of Irish jokes (Duke McMullan) national stereotypes, chuckle, sexual, scatological, offense=irish
Sung to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" (Kenneth Powell) original, smirk, science
Re: Two drunks (Dan Gordon) smirk
Re: Possible advertisements following airline mishap in Detroit (MIKE SILANO) topical, original, maybe, sick
Medical Claims Form Snafu (Mike Faber) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
AT&T offers $6 billion to acquire NCR . . . trademark (George S. Kong) original, topical, smirk
The Computer Experts Glossary (Jeff Pesis) computer, funny
Baghdad Betty has some wires crossed (Matthew L. Ginsberg) topical, smirk, true
Don't press that! (T. William Wells) computer, smirk
The Real Oscar Mayer (Kirk Pearson) chuckle
Ottawa Senators (Eric Skinner) topical, chuckle
True Burger King Anecdote (Burch Seymour) true, smirk
New AT&T Slogan (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) topical, funny
Sadorandom number generator (Nick Sayer) computer, smirk, original
It's a business (NELS) sexual, chuckle
Collection of short jokes (david chandler) various, smirk
Advanced User's Guide (George MOORE) computer, chuckle
The Best of Usenet Oracularities #126-150 (Steve Kinzler) chuckle, various
Breast Fixation (John Hughes) sexual, funny
Liquid soap joke (Soheila Amiri) sexual, chuckle
Size not important? (J.COOLIDGE@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See (Tom Boutell) funny, computer
Bear Identification (Perry G Ramsey) chuckle
Ace in your pocket? (Farshid Arman) sexual, smirk
A banner year for Milli Vanilli (Neil S Weinstock) topical, chuckle
Sex Therapy (Hunter Faris) sexual, smirk
You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves (Ted Johnson) chuckle
Very funny, Mikhail. But keep your day job. (Julian Vrieslander) topical, smirk
The American Infantryman (Mike Schmitt) smirk
But two out of three ain't bad... (Dave Cottingham) science, chuckle
The UNIX Philosophy (Steve Huff) heard it, computer, chuckle
She's a witch! Burn her! Proof by Resolution Theorem Proving (John Ioannidis) original, maybe, science
What they don't teach you at Soviet engineering school (Avi Belinski) smirk, science
A ruler has 12 inches. (Cliff Stanford) sexual stereotypes, smirk, nasty remark, offense=women
Engineer GPAs (John Heidemann) smirk
Murphy for flyers (Bruce Spence) smirk
Marketroids run amuck (Robert J. Granvin) smirk, true, computer
My favourite things (Robert Anton Fabian) sexual, chuckle, original, computer
The Borg are Back! (And Better than Ever!) (Mark Sobolewski) usenet, smirk
Prescription confusion (Patrick R. Gold) true, chuckle
Rules for Starfleet programmers (Mitch Wagner) computer, funny