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This page contains 50 entries with the rest of the jokes from
the early years
of rec.humor.funny. These jokes didn't make it into
the top 25%, or are recent and thus were not yet culled, so it's not
intended that you will want to read them all from this index. Rather, this
index is here so net search engines can index these joke to help you find
them.
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The bacon tree (Seals) chuckle, groan
Re: Yeah, but what did they do *after* they left the ATM? (Richard Rognlie) original, chuckle
The Headless Chicken (William B. Spillman Jr.) smirk, groan
Plus Ca Change, Plus C'est La Meme Chose (Bob Morris) topical, smirk
Politically Correct Megillah (Rachel_Silverman@Dragonsys.com) chuckle, forwarded
Revenge -- a dish even nerds can enjoy cold (David Lesher) smirk
Attention, attention... (Jim O'Malley) topical, smirk
PRANKSTER PAINTS THE TOWN RED (editor) smirk, true
Rebooting Windows 2000 (Joe Czhlobatnik) smirk, computers
Exciting real estate opportunities (Steve Hill) smirk, sexual, true
Truth in Advertising (Peter J. Henderson) smirk, true
It's hard life! (Nikola Mihajlovic) chuckle, sexist, sexual, swearing, forwarded
And the winner is ... (dushoff@tahawus.phys.sinica.edu.tw) topical, smirk, true
Surprising afterlife (B. Daverin) original, chuckle, offense=fundamentalists
So that's why it's more expensive (Erik Meltzer) chuckle, sick
Bad Sex Award (Playscript@aol.com) original, chuckle
Rejected Classified (Shep) smirk, true, heard it
Marital Bliss (dmjoy@nwlink.com) original, smirk, sexist, offense=women
A Fairy In The Garden? (SWIGGY) smirk, sexual, heard it
Speech recognition software poetry (KnowYourTables) original, smirk, computers
Give it up already, Microsoft (Doc Searls) original, topical, smirk, computers, forwarded
First presidential election e-slap? (Kenneth Cornetet) smirk, Internet, true
Grandfather story (CFieldsr@aol.com) smirk, sexual, heard it
UNIX Lullabye (Thompson, Kristin D.) original, smirk, UNIX
Quite sporting of you... (Submitter's name Deleted on Request) chuckle, heard it
Caught again (original) (Richard Engelbrecht-Wiggans) original, smirk
Bill Gates' TV Manifesto -- Complete (Andrew Thomas-Cramer) topical, chuckle, computers, offense=Microsoft supporters
Hallelujah! (TOMKANPA@aol.com) smirk, heard it, forwarded
Clinton's Elian Indecision (Ananda Gupta) topical, smirk, sexual
Truth in advertising (Alan Liu) smirk, true
What a way to go (Geenius@Wrok) topical, smirk, sexual, forwarded
Curse these hackers (Walter Means) topical, chuckle, sexual
Microsoft Punishment (Duane Morin) topical, smirk
Best Safety Practices (Greg Shorten) smirk
More from the True News Digest (Funny Guy) smirk, swearing, sexual, heard it, offense=almost everyone
CenSuess 2000 (John S. Jacob) topical, smirk, forwarded
More from the One-liner Digest (Funny Guy) smirk, swearing, sexual, heard it, offense=almost everyone
When Boeing & Microsoft merge... (RJ) smirk, computers
Hoopster heredity? (Matt Kerbel) original, smirk
Ways the computer industry is like a 1960s TV sitcom (Picher, Oliver L.) original, smirk
A *really* good Rant! (Geoffrey Kidd) topical, smirk, forwarded
ILOVEYOU Digest (Funny Guy) smirk, sexual, heard it
Well, I ** did ** ask .... (Bill Horne) smirk
Bill Gates Wealth Index Supplemental (Brad Templeton) topical, chuckle
Hot wheels (Andrew) smirk
An Extra Wife (Jim Becker) original, smirk, true
Interesting perspective (Jim Kelly) chuckle, sexual, swearing, offense=homosexuals, rot13
Benefits of the job (true story) (Grawe, Philipp) smirk
Soap Operas (John L. Shepard) original, smirk
Mental problem (mmb@magicm.com) smirk
#485: Questions by the cerebrally disadvantaged... (Herby =?iso-8859-1?Q?H=F6nigsperger?=) chuckle, forwarded