Rest of RHF

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  • File System Joke (David Fox) maybe
  • Top Ten New York City Pedestrian Tips (Michael Rossow) smirk
  • Forgive me, Dijkstra... (Philip E. OKunewick) original, maybe
  • Cycles for nothing (Matt Crawford) smirk
  • Yet Another War Story (long) (steve@nuchat.UUCP) smirk
  • Proctology (EDDIE.MIT.EDU@heath.UUCP) maybe
  • Genuine Soviet Joke (Bruce Jones) smirk
  • Flying Out Laws (Kee Hinckley) smirk
  • Behaviorists (Matt Crawford) maybe
  • A night of passion. (Mr. X) mabye
  • DEC Wars (Andrew Klossner) funny
  • Don't open 'till Xmas! (Steve Alter) smirk
  • The Hotline (from the fidonet newsletter) (Mike Arms) funny, sexual, gross
  • The creation of the universe (edw@zps.UUCP) smirk
  • An amusing poem (John F. Wardale) smirk
  • the meaning of creation (Kent Paul Dolan) maybe
  • Pillows (Brent Petersen) pun, maybe
  • DEC Wars (LONG) (Jeff Michaud) chuckle
  • Wry humor (bird@ihwpt.UUCP) maybe
  • New Sitcom (Edward Falk) maybe, offense=homosexuals, sexual
  • Tasteless illness joke (Rich Salz) maybe
  • Hotline (#4) (Ken Eglaston) chuckle
  • unexpected endings (bde@ihlpl.UUCP) mabye
  • Russian Joke (Nik Habermel) smirk
  • Erosion (David John Williams) chuckle
  • Love your mother in law (Inna Lauris) maybe
  • Plumber's Joke (eileenp@athena.TEK.COM) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • Real Programmers Don't Eat Health Food (Clint Wong) smirk
  • drought (david@uokmax.UUCP) maybe
  • They say that in the army ... (James Gehrke) smirk, sexual
  • A brand new riddle (David Keith) smirk, offense=women
  • Riddle with unix overtones (Richard Sexton) smirk, swearing, rot13
  • Ollie North opens up (Jack Bonn) smirk
  • Another Gary Hart Joke (Warren Burstein) smirk, topical
  • Your all a bunch 'o dangerous crazies! (Nic McPhee) smirk
  • Visual joke (Ted H. Emigh) doubt it
  • Papal visit (Bill Kennedy) smirk, topical
  • A new topical joke on religion chuckle
  • Political joke maybe
  • Hey Jack (Steve Poole) maybe, pun
  • LA - from Late Night (watmath!ihnp4!a.s.kamlet) smirk, topical
  • New Topical Joke with computer overtones funny, topical
  • pumpkins (John J. Chew III) smirk
  • Airplane Joke (ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP) maybe
  • Where does morality come from? (Rick Floyd) smirk
  • Old Klaus Barbie joke (Jeff Meyer)
  • feminism (resident factious factotum)) original, smirk
  • You can save lives (P. Ryan)
  • speaking of language usage... (Steve Upstill) smirk, heard it
  • Divorce (Zahid Ahsanullah) smirk, sexual
  • A top 15 list from the Dave Letterman Show (Steve Alter) laugh, topical
  • A Yuppie Christmas (Eric Tilenius) topical, chuckle
  • Tweeze Denied Beef Worker Isthmus (Frank Carey) topical, smirk
  • speaking of language usage... (Ken Dykes) smirk, heard it
  • Politics - Nixon, Jackson, Hart, Biden (Operator) topical, swearing
  • Male jokes (cblph!kee)
  • cadillacs (Andy Soravilla)
  • advice for life....:-) (Thomas S. David) rec_humor_cull,
  • ****PLACE SUBJECT HERE***** (Dumb netter didn't give one) (Alan R Meiss)
  • Ho Ho Ho (Jim Kendall)
  • a REAL retirement party (Susan Hammond)
  • The Hackers Prayer (David Goodenough)
  • Interesting Quotes (Jeff Meyer)
  • Harvard man in New Haven (for rec.humor.funny) (Rahul Dhesi)
  • Hard-hitting journalism (David Keppel)
  • Joke submission (Andrew Moore)
  • Tammy Faye Bakker (206) topical, funny
  • Political humor (David Arnold) topical, chuckle
  • Voting Tips (BELLIVEAU) funny, topical
  • Lousy business (Derrick Hamner) sexual, swearing, smirk
  • it never happened (Rob Peck) original, smirk, gross
  • 88q1/p62.6
  • Re: anti nazi humor (You may ask yourself... How do I work this?) smirk
  • For each and every action. (Bryan Wolf) smirk
  • Political joke (Stefano Sani) topical, sexual, maybe
  • New Technologies (Ken Marks) smirk
  • New item: Spain orders U.S. to remove 72 F16's (kelem@aerospace.aero.org.UUCP) topical, smirk, original
  • Hotel Soap Nightmare (M. Joseph Barone) chuckle
  • Best from NutWorks Issue021 (Brent C J Britton) chuckle, original
  • May God call me home. (Lawrence Fischer) smirk, sexual
  • Another fine myth (lloyd allison) doubt it, racist
  • -*- S L U G S -*- (Dorian Garson) original, smirk
  • God's vacation (Seth Adam Eliot) maybe, offense=christians
  • Mooo... The latest update of COWS (Eric W. Tilenius) maybe, original, swearing
  • Cure for the depression? ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) smirk
  • True humour in uniform (Bill Kennedy) true, original, smirk, swearing
  • David Letterman's "Things we can be proud of as Americans": (Jeff Meyer) heard it, chuckle
  • Condom joke, offensive to male homosexuals. (resident factious factotum)) scatological, offense=homosexuals, maybe
  • U2 the rocket dog (Greg Hackney) smirk
  • A day in the life of a hacker (long) (Steven Grimm) smirk
  • Another history lesson ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, funny
  • Winner of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest announced (Doug Mackensie) rec_humor_cull, chuckle
  • Smart Computer ! (Andrew Moore) heard it, smirk
  • American courtesy (Kevin James Bertram) swearing, smirk
  • Help loose weight (Jerry S. Ghanooni) rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • greek soccer players (Gavin Dixon) racist, smirk
  • Hooray for Hollywood (Mike Burtz) sexual, smirk
  • Bounding Maine (Adam Moskowitz) smirk
  • Troubleshooting Flowchart (Ken McDonald) rec_humor_cull, smirk, swearing
  • ~Professional~ Growth Classes (Nathan H. Hillery) heard it, smirk
  • The view from Texas (barry@elk.UUCP) topical, smirk
  • Reader service? (resident factious factotum)) true, maybe
  • Software License Agreement (Marsh Gosnell) true, smirk
  • The Laws of Computing (Dean Tregenza) smirk
  • Hunting Story (Kurt Guntheroth) smirk
  • English grammar (Bill Crick) rec_humor_cull, rot13, offense=pakistani, chuckle, racist
  • Last year's news ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Re: George Bush and Coca-Cola (Evan Bigall) rec_humor_cull, original, chuckle, topical
  • football equipment (Jack H. Ostroff) smirk
  • Sun's super RISC machine (mmt%dretor@zorac.UUCP) true, smirk
  • Plop plop fizz fizz (DC@MAZ.MIT.EDU) maybe
  • Bush joke by Bob Hope (Allan Pratt) topical, chuckle
  • Sneak Preview (bellt@tramp.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
  • The Oneliner file Annual (Funny Guy) racist, sexist, sexual, chuckle
  • doublespeak, Orwell_is_here! (Raymond Lister) true, chuckle
  • Drunken Wanderings (Andy Hall) true, smirk
  • Two peanuts were walking down the StrauBe (Mike Liang) original, chuckle, pun
  • Organ Donation (bgm@zorac.UUCP) sexual, smirk
  • PunchEd (Hobie Orris) maybe, original
  • 4 Southern Belles (Bill Sears) swearing, smirk
  • Languages (Thomas M. Chavez) smirk
  • UNIX made simple (Phil OKunewick) true, chuckle
  • Republican Prayer (Barton E. Schaefer) original, smirk, topical
  • Drug test (it's the caffeine I can do without) (Frederick Wamsley) maybe, scatological
  • Language barriers (Paul Vixie) smirk, original, true
  • Draft Dodger Rag [for Danforth Quayle] (Bill "Bill" Tuthill) original, maybe, topical
  • Political song (David B. Whiteman) chuckle, topical
  • A new Movie (Andrew D. Bowen) original, smirk, topical
  • Booming popularity (ecl@mtgzy.UUCP) original, chuckle, topical
  • FULL DECK LIST (John Mullen) rec_humor_cull, long, smirk
  • Gastnost (Gary Powell) chuckle
  • Fairlyisms (morgan@jessica.stanford.edu) true, smirk
  • Useful command (Jonathan E. Brickman) original, chuckle, sexual
  • Baby Boom. (Regis J. Crinon) smirk
  • Re: PC Flame from unix-pc.test (Silver) original, funny
  • Homeostatic needs of humans (chandra@ihuxv.UUCP) chuckle
  • Miss Dish's Lament (Jeff Meyer) long, chuckle
  • Dynamite (ofnsv to ) (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) rec_humor_cull, smirk, ethnic
  • Stupid Telephone Order Clerks (Bob Mayo) rec_humor_cull, true, chuckle
  • Just a few Jokes.. (Brett) rec_humor_cull, racist, rot13
  • Subject: George Bush (Anonymous) sexist, maybe, topical, offense=women
  • systems administrator (Kevin Braunsdorf) maybe
  • The Collapse of Usenet (Glen Overby) maybe
  • Nose jokes from "Roxanne" (Brett K. Carver) funny
  • puppy joke, sligtly off colour (Ken Dykes) gross, sexual, smirk
  • nasty humor - offensive to women (Todd Mount) rec_humor_cull, smirk, rot13, sexual, swearing
  • Armor Potted Beef Product (CaptainDave@cup.portal.com) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Original Religious humor, very long (newcomb@ucbarpa.Berkeley.EDU) rec_humor_cull, chuckle, long, original
  • From the ACM (George Moore) chuckle
  • Deathbed humour (Michael Wolfe) smirk
  • Ethnic Sign-Language Jokes (Paul Fuqua) smirk
  • DEMO project (wyle@solaris.uucp) chuckle, swearing
  • Fortran 8x progress report (Matthew P Wiener) smirk
  • You'll never see this TV ad (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle, original
  • Bentsen Jokes (Terrance E Sterkel +1 201 386 5027) topical, chuckle
  • Condoms (James Harvey) rec_humor_cull, quite sexual, funny
  • The Churchill Wit -The Untold Story (Bob Roberds) laugh, swearing, rot13
  • Misfortune for this shuttle mission... (Joseph Weinstein) topical, chuckle
  • Robin Givens / Mike Tyson Divorce (ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP) topical, chuckle
  • Vollyballocracy (Steve Valentine) topical, smirk
  • Election day follies (John R. Levine) topical, true
  • Radio Free Warsaw (Andrew Malton) smirk
  • The Pope bites the bit one (Ronald J Wanttaja) pun, smirk, sexual
  • U.S. Presidential light bulb jokes (Seth Gordon) smirk, topical
  • Economists (Bruce Randall Donald) smirk
  • The Future of the English Language (roller@hocpa.UUCP) smirk
  • [ ethnic ] ventriloquist (Gregory Sandell) smirk, heard it
  • Wrong Way Whales (Steve Eddins) topical, chuckle
  • Tie one on (Jim Kendall) racist, rot13, smirk
  • Ticket to Ride (Fearless Leader) racist, offense=Poles, rot13
  • Real Computer Wizard (Ralphe Neill) true, smirk
  • Hair of the dog (Steve @ His Desk) true, smirk
  • A story of four people (Watale's Little Helper) smirk
  • Dodgers & Nostradamus (George Moore) smirk, original, topical
  • NOpLAnCON Presentations on Current Films (Mark R. Leeper) original, chuckle
  • Collection of Olympic and Ben Johnson Jokes (Funny Guy) some original, doubt it, smirk, chuckle, topical
  • A letter from moma (Brett K. Carver) smirk, heard it
  • Free Trade in what? (wayne@hcrvx1.UUCP) topical, smirk
  • King Bentsen (Lightning Strikes) topical, smirk
  • More on J. Danforth Pigeon (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) topical, smirk
  • Timely variation on a Dangerfield one-liner (Ken Kaufman) topical, chuckle
  • Net makes SNL (Dave Goldblatt) topical, chuckle
  • The Dying of Ember (knight@f.gp.cs.cmu.edu) original, chuckle
  • You've gotta speak the language (Marc Lavine) chuckle
  • I found my thrill on Huckleberry hill (Rick Smith) smirk, sexual
  • Jewish Mothers - from Leo Rosten (Ranjit Bhatnagar) smirk
  • It pays to be experienced (P.Smith) chuckle, true
  • Scottish Fashion (Bruce Roberson) smirk, heard it
  • Heavenly achievement (Mark Hall) smirk, heard it, sexual
  • newlyweds (K.R.Nauman@ihnp4.UUCP) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • Do I know you? (Mitchell Wyle) sexual, gross, chuckle, rot13
  • What do best... (toddm@tekig5.PEN.TEK.COM) ethnic, chuckle, sexual
  • BRAINDUMP (Robert Del Favero) original, smirk
  • Tired and complaining (Mosur Mohan) laugh, swearing
  • Trees (Bob Jewett) chuckle
  • You always hurt the one you love (ludo@squawk.UUCP) true, smirk, sexual
  • Think of the team from a few years ago (Jim Gardner) funny
  • Cow joke (Douglas.Reece@IUS1.CS.CMU.EDU) smirk, sexual
  • An essay for .funny consideration (amlovell@phoenix.princeton.edu) original, laugh
  • Death and the Doctor (Mario O. Bourgoin) heard it, smirk
  • tell a friend (Fearless Leader) true, smirk
  • How to prove it (Andrew Arensburger) heard it, chuckle
  • Paducah, KY (Nick Pine) chuckle, true, offense=farmers
  • Small Town News on Fishing (Steve Elias) true, smirk
  • The King's Weapon (Gregory Kohler) sexual, chuckle
  • Re: Bobby Knight Joke (commgrp@silver.bacs.indiana.edu) heard it, chuckle
  • Vacation Precautions (Darin McGrew) smirk
  • Truth in Advertising (Andrew Gollan) true, smirk
  • Viruses and System Security (a story) (bee@arthur.cs.purdue.edu) chuckle, computer, true
  • gets(3) vs. Goetz (Flounder@cup.portal.com) original, computer, chuckle
  • New! Jonathan Richmond Jokes! (Chris Long) laugh, rot13, topical, nasty, offense=Richmond
  • Re: KW Record Article on Joke Debate (Dan Howell) chuckle, topical
  • Airplane humor (Tracy LaQuey) smirk
  • Warranty card? (Mike Temkin) chuckle
  • Oprah the door and let me come in... (Fearless Leader) smirk
  • true story (Jeff Smith) true, smirk
  • Santa Clause has got a gun (-=/ The G*A*L*A*C*T*I*C Funkster /=-) original, smirk
  • Offensive to Construction workers and Leprechauns (Daniel Hinojosa) smirk, gross
  • Guy and gorilla go into bar, etc (a.l.judkis@mtunb.att.COM) racial stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
  • And a few soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) chuckle
  • Ode de Quota (Sean The Peasant) topical, computer, smirk, original
  • Cheap at half the price (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) laugh, sexual
  • With apologies to Henny Youngman (Jim_Borza) sexual, funny
  • It goes both ways (John Palmer) sexual, chuckle, offense=men, swearing
  • The mysteries of time (Carl Witthoft) original, smirk
  • Report cards (resident factious factotum)) true, smirk
  • You ain't seen nothing yet! (Grant Robinson) sexual, smirk
  • My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk! (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 979 0586) gross, original, chuckle
  • Top 10 reasons not to remove me as moderator (Pete Apple) topical, racist, rot13, laugh, offense=people with no sense of humour
  • Topical trick (sidhu@bnlux0.bnl.gov) smirk, topical
  • A Modern Idea (Tim Mitchell) smirk
  • Vaseline salesman (Grant Robinson) sexual, chuckle
  • Odds and Ends (Maurice E. Suhre) true, chuckle, topical
  • Toiletiquette (David Chesler) original, chuckle
  • Voting Time Again (Joe Talmadge) original, smirk, topical
  • Some black mail (Stephane Desmarais) maybe
  • Pastoral Visits (Woodhouse) gross, smirk
  • Since it's election time... (Mike Godfrey) topical, chuckle, ever so mildly sexist
  • The Coolidge Effect (mjb@mentor.cc.purdue.edu)
  • Would you like to see my new dress? (jbowe@pineapple.bbn.com) smirk
  • Pausing to honour a funeral (Karen B. Johnson) smirk
  • Two Hunters in Canada (Joe Dakes) funny
  • School's In (Jeff Beadles) smirk
  • Going on Tour (Matt Fichtenbaum) topical, chuckle
  • Birthday Gift (Raffie Tordil) smirk
  • Submission - Talking to Fish (Bill Kennedy) original, smirk
  • gaggle me with a spoon... (brian@greek.UUCP) chuckle, heard it, mildly sexual
  • American and Canadian Senate. (Nicolas Leonard) topical, smirk
  • My God, it's full of... (Dr. Snuggles) topical, funny
  • Watch your rear (Brad Templeton) topical, chuckle
  • The joke that made RHF infamous (Brian Glendenning) rec_humor_cull, racist (mildly), chuckle
  • Happiness of life (tran@peora.UUCP) rec_humor_cull, smirk
  • Ant and Ages (Jeff Roberts)
  • DATA statements... ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) true, chuckle
  • Difference between US & UK... (Product Acoustics Group*MLO6-2/T13*223-8744) smirk
  • Elvis (Ronald J. Notarius) topical, funny
  • More soviet jokes ("Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM) funny
  • Updated Version of joke recently made famous (Brian Glendenning) original (sort of)
  • AirJEDR close call (eddie.caplan@H.GP.CS.CMU.EDU) original?, smirk
  • Bar Troubleshooting Chart (Stuart Freedman x3262) heard it, funny
  • Giuliani (Gabe M Wiener) true, smirk, sexual
  • Slightly sick narrative joke (about disabilities) (Mike Taylor) original, smirk
  • A bus across the island (Ken Johnson) true, smirk, national stereotype
  • Rushdie, Islam, and CIA Plots (GW Ryan) original, chuckle, topical
  • Workout mentality (starr@shuxd.UUCP) truenews, smirk
  • love that computer... (Brian Kantor) chuckle, computer
  • A Deluge of Grandeur (Calvin Keegan) long, smirk
  • This tree has no nodes. No nodes, how does it parse? Recursively! (Mike Taylor) original, chuckle
  • Birds of a feather (Edelperson) sexual, chuckle
  • Don't let the bed bugs bite (Andy Andrews) original, computer, chuckle, sexual
  • "FRENCHMAN STEALS ENGLISH RHYME SHOCK HORROR!" (rdonnlly@vax1.tcd.ie) heard it, smirk
  • Those ethnic stereotypes (David Chesler) racial stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
  • list of excuses from soc.singles. (John Fereira) original, chuckle
  • SMILIES (Kevin Johnson) smirk
  • Pan Am crash in England (Ron Pekar) topcial, smirk
  • Reagan lives! (offensive to Reagan, Bush and republicans) (michaelw@microsoft.UUCP) original, smirk, topical
  • Funny, He Doesn't Look Indian (Scott Turner) topical, chuckle, original
  • Explaining private enterprise to Gorbachev (Peter Palij) true, chuckle, topical
  • Re: I would like to see a header Sender-Addressed-To: (Leonard D Woren) chuckle
  • Civil Defense instructions. (Triantaphyllos Byron Rakitzis) heard it, smirk
  • submission to rec.humor.funny (Elijah Millgram) original, chuckle
  • How Cheap Are You (tgw@ttrdf.UUCP) true, smirk
  • TV ad parody (``Chopper'' Loyola -- Mark Gooley) original, maybe, sexual
  • Impotence Joke (re: Longevity) (Kurt Guntheroth) sexual, smirk
  • aging aircraft (Bruce Esrig) topical, smirk
  • Jazz flyer humor (Carlton B. Hommel) smirk
  • Old ladies at the greengrocers (Jerker Andersson) smirk, sexual
  • Seminar notice: LINEAR MOTOR (David Rogers) smirk, true
  • study report (temp)) original, smirk, sexual
  • marriage humor (ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • Marketing idea (Frederick Wamsley) topical, smirk, religious sterotype
  • NEW Religion!!! (Rudolph R. Zung) original, offense=devout, smirk
  • A Song for the 80's (Offensive to Republicans) (davidbe@sco.UUCP) explicitly sexual, smirk, original
  • Good Service (Paul Shields) original, chuckle
  • Standards (Rob Kolstad) original, smirk
  • The PLO (John Palmer) original, smirk
  • Bush's Lament (Ranjit Bhatnagar) topical, chuckle
  • How many postings for one joke? (Michael I. Bushnell) topical, original, smirk
  • Top Ten Earthquake Lines (srt@aerospace.aero.org) original, topical, chuckle, gross
  • Rabbi in space (Michael Niv) ethnic, smirk
  • Referee's report from Hell (John Merrill) chuckle
  • What's in store at Christmas (Chris Hudel) original, topical, chuckle
  • Satanic Prose (Felix S Ortony) topical, usenet, chuckle
  • Kiwanis Speech (Mark Woodhouse) smirk, sexual
  • Urine Testing (Robin Colgrove) truenews, gross, smirk
  • It ain't all playing golf . . . (Tim J Ihde) supposedly true, smirk, gross
  • late one night on the system (Dan King) computer, true, chuckle
  • Warner Brothers song (dryfoo@athena.mit.edu) original, chuckle
  • A Sonnet (Ronnie B. Kon) original, maybe
  • the mouse problem (Mike Godfrey) chuckle
  • The Pickle slicer! (Thomas _. Longstaff) heard it, chuckle, sexual
  • You ain't nothing but a Mahound-dog (Fearless Leader) topical, smirk
  • Tower the Teetotaler (daryl@hpcllla.UUCP) chuckle, topical
  • Most Embarrassing Moment (Jay Schuster) sex (homosexual), chuckle, true, rot13
  • Electronic Tee-Shirts (Andy Andrews) original, chuckle
  • VAXen, my children, just don't belong some places (obrien@aero.UUCP) long, funny
  • Joys of group music (dwv@ihuxz.UUCP) chuckle
  • Original weird story (Anthony M Lovell) original, smirk, wealth stereotypes, swearing
  • higher, girls, HIGHER! (Fearless Leader) topical, smirk
  • Speaking the language (Joe Morelock) sexual, smirk, heard it
  • Re: various how-do-I-rot13 queries (Duke McMullan n5gax) chuckle, original
  • Inaccurate Titles (Mike Schmitt) chuckle
  • football (Shelley Spence) topical, original, chuckle.
  • Ted Bundy (Peter van der Linden) topical, chuckle
  • Smiley Faces (Kevin Johnson) smirk
  • AT&T (jeffjs@ihlpb.UUCP) smirk
  • Londoners' work ethic (Gabe M Wiener) true, smirk
  • Beer drinking in the 90's (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 416 4683) original, smirk
  • alphabet soup (Fearless Leader) smirk, heard it, proctological
  • Parable time (msavage@axion.british-telecom.co.uk) maybe, swearing
  • Give the baby a bath (Marten Jansen) smirk
  • Daily News of Tanzania (Nathan Lipson) true, chuckle
  • ncm(1) - humorous man page for new coffee maker (John C. Rossmann) computer, chuckle, original
  • definitions of cooking terms (Brett Slocum) original, chuckle
  • docs and ducks (Robin Colgrove) smirk, long
  • Life in Hell (Wendell J Wilcox +1 312 979 2073) topical, chuckle
  • suicide is painless (Sauder Clyde 301-688-7908) topical, smirk
  • Insurance Companies (Ed Arnold) maybe, true
  • in crashes, casualties are always the first truths? (psrc@pegasus.UUCP) chuckle, generic ethnic stereotype
  • Joseph the Gullible? (ellen.g.cross) offense=Christians, smirk
  • Blind man's dog (Stuart.Lynne) heard it, chuckle
  • TV Evangalism: True Story (Fugitive) true, smirk
  • An encounter with an average person (Chuck Musciano) smirk, true
  • Anyone for Chinese Take-Away Lunch? (Jimmy Aitken) sexual, puns, smirk
  • the late, great internet virus (Cindy Tittle) true, chuckle
  • Cold_fusion (gwills@maths.tcd.ie) topical, smirk, sexual
  • If it moves... (John Witters) stereotypes, smirk, original
  • Leadership .vs. Management (Raj Wall) smirk
  • Tact (John Antypas) smirk
  • One of the first "Ollie goes to jail" jokes (BRYAN@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu) chuckle, singer stereotypes
  • Oxymoron (Brendan Kehoe) long, funny
  • old cold fusion? (psrc@pegasus.UUCP) topical, chuckle, true
  • Understanding Your Paycheck (Eugene Schwartzman) smirk
  • Talk about a tough union... (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) original, smirk
  • Journos! (Gary Yuen) national stereotypes, chuckle
  • One man's prayer . . . (Ric Giardina) smirk
  • Dangerous Waters (Leonard P Levine) topical, pun, smirk
  • Roto-Rooter Ad (Rudy Mician) true, chuckle
  • bartender, bartender.... (Grant Robinson) chuckle
  • Cold Nuclear FUSION; another confirmation (Emmett Black) chuckle, topical
  • AIDS is not just a disease! (Satinder S. Sidhu) chuckle, sick
  • Sixty Minutes (long) (Gabe M Wiener) heard it, computer, chuckle
  • Bureaucracy catches up (Fred Douglis) true, chuckle
  • New dressing methods (Ben Verwer) smirk, german politician, gross
  • Syrian Soldiers (Geoff Skellams) heard it, smirk
  • "mag tape" (ajs@hpfcajs.UUCP) chuckle, computer
  • Tar Pit (Richard Newsome) true, smirk
  • anonymous taxpayer poetry (Karen McGeer) topical, smirk
  • Cemetery Plot Telemarketers (Oded Feingold) true, chucile, swearing
  • Los Angeles Times (Gabe M Wiener) true, chuckle
  • A lesson in Government (Satinder S. Sidhu) chuckle
  • Fusing along (Evert Wolsheimer) topical, original, chuckle, gross
  • Eastern Network (Bret A. Shefter) topical, smirk
  • Byproduct of COLD FUSION (HJW2@PSUVM.gatech.edu) topical, chuckle
  • Front Page News (Jeff Boerio) chuckle, true
  • The Gods must be Crazy (Sumitro Samaddar) smirk
  • Postponed embarrassment (Steve Balogh) true?, sexual, smirk
  • The Fusion Jokes just keep on coming. (Matt Fichtenbaum) original, topical, funny, offense=Utah
  • Another Computerized History (bobm@convex.UUCP) original, chuckle
  • Resumes (Eric Giguere) topical, smirk
  • More Eastern Block humor -- GDR (Kristian Simsarian) smirk
  • Love-making, the Australian way. (Ian Watson) offense=aussies, sexual, smirk
  • Would you eat in their cafeteria? (Nathan Lipson) true, smirk
  • Elvis and Wright (watrous@aramis.rutgers.edu) topical, smirk
  • Christian Bears? (Steve Clark) smirk
  • Let's see if this surprises you. (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) true, chuckle
  • Military Intelligence (Robin Colgrove) smirk
  • Lawyers and dates (Rocky Craig) smirk
  • Viking's Home Journal (Sean Kelly) original, chuckle
  • prison (Michael Walsh) national stereotypes, heard it, smirk
  • Hitch-hiking the Irish way. (Bring Me A Dream) true, original, chuckle
  • The _Necronomicon_, Psalm 23 (kim dong hwan) smirk
  • Praise the Lord (Mohan Delampady) smirk
  • Radio Slogans of the 80s... (Phillip A. Remaker) true, smirk
  • VP comments (EGGZAF@phast.phys.washington.edu) smirk
  • "Vampires Take Over Exxon!" (jdrew@cs.uoregon.edu) chuckle, "true"
  • Neutrality (Spacek L) topical, funny
  • Chain Letters Work.... Really! (Zippy) original, funny
  • Academic Life, Their Way (Thomas _. Longstaff) chuckle
  • How they drink it. (Scott Robert Anderson) chuckle
  • I am the NRA? (John Hascall) true, chuckle
  • David Letterman top 10 list (paul northrup) topical, chuckle
  • tv sales (meulenbr@cst.prl.philips.nl) smirk
  • Reagan's brain (Amitabh Shah) topical, smirk
  • fishing again... (Stuart Freedman {x3262}) swearing, chuckle
  • New Product Annoucement (Bruce E. Cantrall) original, chuckle
  • Say, what? (tumlin@mhuxo.UUCP) true, chuckle
  • Bureaucracy award (Robin Colgrove) smirk, original
  • talk about a strip tease.... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) sexual, smirk
  • Oh, and One More Thing... (Darren F. Provine) smirk
  • Hazardous wildlife (dueck@DVINCI.USask.CA) chuckle
  • Old Age (Christina M. Bulle) smirk
  • Hi! Do you know me? (greg@bosco.Berkeley.EDU) original, chuckle
  • Quayle's Quest (Ricky) topical, smirk
  • Toilet Paper ( old ). (potoole@maths.tcd.ie) scatological, smirk
  • Lawyer Referral Service Call Of The Month (David Sherman) true, funny
  • The wonders of modern medicine (Dave Goldberg) heard it, chuckle, offense=democrats
  • News of the Weird (suhre@stingray.dsd.trw.com) true, chuckle
  • What you see, is not what you get! (Bo Newman) true, chuckle
  • One Way To Tell You Have Problems (Roger Fradenburgh) true, chuckle
  • Maladies of age... (ody) smirk
  • Bryant and the experts (Mark McCready) chuckle, true
  • No doubt learned through hard experience (Mark-Jason Dominus) true, chuckle
  • that's it. no kids... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) chuckle
  • Frustration -- Party Joke (Chris Wood) heard it, chuckle
  • Next time he'll knock.... (Bluegrass For Breakfast) smirk, sexual
  • "I'm sorry Mr. Lowe, but your insurance won't cover THAT" (Mark S. Warren) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Bald Men (Tom Crawford) smirk
  • Fwd: Deng Xiao-Ping, Li Peng, and Yang Shang-Kun (Chris Koenigsberg) heard it, topical, smirk
  • The Flag Takes A Licking (Shu-Wie F Chen) topical, chuckle
  • Boomerang's tough luck (vadim maystrovsky) chuckle
  • All about Baseball (gal@atux01.UUCP) heard it, chuckle
  • Handy date (Allen P Jr Haughay) smirk, sexual
  • The Price is Right (Sprecher yossy) heard it, smirk
  • Dates from Hell (Maurice Suhre) true, funny
  • Murphy's Laws on Sex (Sunil S. Desai) sexual, chuckle
  • copys, kids and stop signs (Michele D. Crabb- rc) heard it, smirk
  • Truths About Women (David Crist) original, sexual, chuckle, sexual stereotypes
  • _Vague_, the Magazine that Defines the 90's (jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP) original, smirk
  • Dead in the air... (kra@hpcndaw.cnd.hp.com) true, chuckle
  • Golfing Confession (Brett Slocum) heard it, swearing, chuckle
  • Drivers and Dummies (Steve Schonberger) true, chuckle
  • The difference between Jews and Catholics (David Goodenough) smirk, religion
  • Stay straight, Ollie (Daniel Miller) original, funny, topical
  • Prime Time Songbook (John Juback) original, chuckle
  • Change in the bible (Hans Grankvist - Exjobb EA/GF) smirk
  • Stodgy Dinner (William H. Jefferys) true, smirk
  • Jim McMahon goes golfing (Gregory Sandell) true, chuckle, bathroom
  • The "Perfect" Pastor (Tom Rhyne) chuckle
  • Life in an alternative universe (Matt Fichtenbaum) original, chuckle
  • What these foreign phrases really mean (Hy Tran) chuckle
  • George *has* balls! (Jan Steinman) chuckle, topical
  • Minimum wage (David Goodenough) topical, smirk
  • Comments on the future evolution of languages. (greg@bosco.Berkeley.EDU) original, smirk
  • Pete Rose (Laurel Falces) topical, chuckle
  • What's in a name? (Ilana Stern) true, chuckle
  • Last Margaliot Jokeline (A.R. PRUSS) funny, sexual, stereotypes
  • Premature Baldness (Pete Granger) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • A Bad day? (Paul Yok! Chen) original, smirk
  • Origin & use of computer languages (Alan Hargreaves) computer, smirk
  • Car From HELL 4 SALE! $750 (or BRO) (Mike Mahler) original, true, chuckle
  • Gorby and the Pope (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle
  • kids in class (Keith Abbey) swearing, chuckle
  • Parrot gets around (Chris PudANG) sexual, chuckle
  • Newspaper (mis?)advertisements (Jan Mark Noworolski) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Yet More Quake Jokes (collected) (Steve Samuels) topical, smirk
  • Valuable savings (RusminUmin Dirgantoro) sexual, smirk
  • Halting Problem is Solvable (Bala Rajagopalan) computer, smirk
  • Turn Over (James Pinakis) swearing, sexual, chuckle, sick
  • Why would gas fitters change bulbs? (Ken Johnson) original, smirk
  • Broken dishes (claudia@hpprsn.hp.com) topical, true, chuckle
  • The soviet phone system ... (Chuck McManis) smirk
  • boyfriends & girlfriends (Stuart Freedman [x1708]) funny, sexual stereotypes, sexual
  • Equal time (Teemu Leisti) science, chuckle, offense=creationists
  • Human Resources (tneale@sun.com) science, chuckle
  • Stealth bomber budget poem (John Diamant) smirk
  • My Apple ][ test (Fred J. E. Long) computers, smirk, original
  • Piaget's conservation experiment. (Ross Williams) science, chuckle
  • Making a Selection (Paul Fuqua) chuckle
  • Hockey Night In Canada (Mark Lord) smirk
  • Being a computer center director (Jeffrey L Bromberger) computers, chuckle
  • Procurement (Jeremy Roussak) rot13, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • Cheap used car for sale (MZINTL@vmsa.oac.uci.edu) true, chuckle
  • More than a mile for that camel (cs161fcz) laugh, sexual
  • Stop Smoking (Barry Friedman) true, chuckle
  • stupid drivers (Bob Sutterfield) true, chuckle
  • Virginia and W. Viriginia (Steven H. Izen) sexual, offense=W. Virginians, smirk
  • Camel (David Sherman) true, chuckle
  • Relativity (Amitabh Shah) sexual, funny, racial stereotypes
  • Some Vague Recollections of TV Theme Songs on a Windy Night (Chris Long) original, chuckle
  • Modern-day Cinderella (Franklin Davis) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • turtle attack (king@cbnewsk.UUCP) true, chuckle, sexual
  • DEC Virgin (Stuart Freedman {x1708}) sexual, computer, chuckle
  • More, 'mon (Bruce Spence) religious stereotypes, heard it, smirk, sexual
  • Praise the Lord (jimk@fab4.UUCP) true, chuckle
  • How not to open a beer (Michael Bergman) true, chuckle
  • The Art of Negotiation (Greg Kuperberg) true, chuckle, ethnic?
  • We All Have Our Problems (Paul Bartholomew) heard it, smirk, sexual
  • Donation? (Mark Nagel) sexual, smirk
  • Godless devil-worshipping evil computers (Karl Heuer) funny, unix
  • new standard system of measurements (Eric B) original, chuckle
  • Church and graphics systems (Jan Eric Larsson) original, computer, smirk
  • Improve your average (Charles Neil) smirk
  • Chain Letter for Liberated Women (Liz Gensheimer) heard it, chuckle, sexual stereotypes
  • New plan for newsgroup voting. (Brad Templeton) original, unrated, usenet
  • Kiwi Joke (Craig Farrell) chuckle, national stereotypes, rot13
  • Mort Sahl on Alexander Haig (Andrew Tannenbaum) chuckle, true
  • Be careful what you leave on the bus. (Peter Young) sexual, chuckle
  • the size of the moon (Alan Silverstein) science, original, chuckle
  • grass in the country (Vijay Madisetti) pun, chuckle
  • political jokes (Harumi Anne Kuno) funny
  • True Awe (Paul Bartholomew) true, chuckle
  • ball and chain (Vijay Madisetti) chuckle, sexual stereotypes
  • The History of Math (Kenneth Clubok) original, chuckle
  • A Child's View of Music (pdb059@mipl3.jpl.nasa.gov (Paul Bartholomew) funny
  • Travelling salesman? (Bryan Wolf) chuckle
  • Airline Seatbelts (Gregg Fielding Hinderstein) true, chuckle
  • Be the best you can be (Brian C Moum) smirk, religious stereotypes, rot13
  • Place your orders (Duke McMullan n5gax) smirk
  • What's for breakfast? (Alan S. Mazer) sexual, smirk
  • Iranian subscription letter (Mark Crispin) true, smirk
  • Ugly Baby (Greg Philmon) smirk
  • Cannibalism (Ian Gent) smirk
  • Re: Movie humor (Richard Sexton) original, smirk
  • How many gay rights activists? (Seth Gordon) sexual orientation steretypes, chuckle
  • What the smart campers are wearing (Julian Vrieslander) smirk
  • Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (Marko Chew) sick, smirk
  • Secreteriat passes (appell@att.att.com) topical, smirk
  • Deja vu for IBM earnings (Alan Hargreaves) true, computer, chuckle
  • Ottawa Awards Stanley Cup to Quebec (ferguson@rochester.UUCP) canadian, smirk
  • Collection of the lesser Earthquake jokes (Funny Guy) topical, sick, maybe
  • Slow Golfers (Joseph M Dakes) smirk
  • To the last (Larry Hardiman) smirk, sexual
  • Talk about Hellfire... (JimThe Big Dweeb Griffith) topcial, smirk
  • New Orleans Brothel (Edmond D. Watson) sexual, smirk
  • New Soviet Flag (ECI) maybe
  • Stalin rides the train (Adrian Baddeley) smirk
  • Zsa-Zsa and her prision fears (Ken Dykes) topical, smirk
  • About life (chuck@dcisea.UUCP) smirk
  • Please send me a yes vote for sci.aquaria or I'll destroy your city (Richard Sexton) topical, usenet, smirk, original
  • The Great Gonzo (Mel) sexual, chuckle
  • politics in the making... (Brendan Jones) smirk
  • You can't get there from here (Gary) smirk
  • Fuel of the Future (Christian S. Collberg) true, chuckle
  • Funny VMS SPR (George Moore) computer, smirk
  • First European space flight (meulenbr@watmath.UUCP) national stereotypes, heard it, chuckle
  • It all depends on your point of view (Yigal Arens) smirk, national stereotypes
  • Making the most of your....talents (Will Johnson) true, smirk, sick
  • Cutting Classes (William J. King) heard it, smirk, ethnic stereotypes
  • An old Adolf Hitler joke (Bo Lindbergh) smirk
  • Childs (Tuna Ertemalp) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • What did he say at his defence? (Anon@cup.portal.com) true?, smirk, sick
  • Jim & Tammy Faye (Patrick J. Flynn) topical, smirk
  • Loan Collateral (pdb059@Mipl5.JPL.Nasa.Gov) true, smirk
  • new gimmick from Black and Dekker (Vijay Madisetti) chuckle, original
  • First day of college (MZINTL@vmsd.cf.uci.edu) heard it, smirk
  • Family humor (Rick Peralta) chuckle, true
  • Grad Student Xmas Songs (Doug Hay) original, smirk
  • WARNING, WARNING, DANGER, DANGER (Mike Van Pelt) true, chuckle
  • Newsbriefs #1 (....What Is?....) original, chuckle, computer
  • New Timesaving Peripherals (Stan Lackey) usenet, smirk, original
  • Six miracles of socialism (wenguo@china.se) chuckle
  • Food-Wine Synergy (davidle@uunet.uu.net) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Flight crew duty times (Robert Dorsett) true, smirk
  • String 'em up (D K Laws) smirk, original
  • Virginia Border (Tam M. Nguyen) smirk, original
  • Why crackdown in Romania (James S. Vera) original, chuckle
  • The VA from Hell (Robin Colgrove) chuckle
  • The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_ (Jonathan I. Kamens) funny
  • PhD Topic Footprints (Allan Cargille) original, smirk, deranged
  • COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!! (New Version) (Eric W. Tilenius) swearing, chuckle, compilation, original, sexual, scatological
  • On having catholic tastes (Roger Amorim) chuckle, regligious stereotypes,
  • Drinking Song (Robin Colgrove) chuckle
  • Shafting Lucifer and other moneymaking schemes. (Never Kid A Kidder) smirk
  • Christmas Song (Emmett Black) funny, topical
  • Oscar Learns to Play Golf (H. L. Rogers) smirk, sexual
  • Kitchen Sync (Jordan K. Hubbard) original, smirk, usenet
  • An interesting textbook question (Jonathan) true, smirk
  • The NASA Monster Truck Challenge! (Andrew P Anselmo) chuckle
  • Is that a business or a residence, Mr. Bush? (David Lesher) topical, smirk
  • Meta-primes (Wayne Wonchoba) original, smirk, math
  • Newsbriefs #3 (Steve Boswell) smirk, original
  • How UUCP Addresses Came Into Being (Warren Tucker) usenet, national stereotypes
  • DAN QUAYLE'S (QUOTABLE) ADVENTURES (Seth Teller) smirk, true
  • Hidden Brain Damage Scale (Jon Boede) original (forwarded), smirk
  • Indiana wants me? (druid@inuxy.UUCP) chuckle
  • Coffin Nails (Peter Palij) smirk
  • Dirty Laundry (ROBERT M. HAMER) topical, smirk
  • Why Beer is Better Than Retarded People (David A Honig) sick, discriminatory, rot13, smirk
  • Theft with creativity (OMAR@buasta.UUCP) smirk
  • Warning! Dangerous Contamination! (Eric Lechner) original, smirk
  • Foreign bodies (Peter Karp) explicit sexual, scatological, heard it, true, smirk
  • VCR's in the home (Mark A. Holtz) true, chuckle
  • Topical Knock-Knock (Robert Jon Diamond) topical, maybe
  • Compiler Technology (Ray Wagner) original, maybe, computer
  • The .plan file of life (Max Kislik) computer, sexual, sexual stereotypes
  • no offense intended (contains nasty word) (Robin Gyver) swearing, usenet, topical, smirk, rot13
  • Panamaniacs (Peter Fay) original, smirk
  • Bad writing (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
  • Changing their tune.... (Nicholas J. Simicich) original, maybe, topical
  • Beans - the after effects (V I C T O R) heard it, scatological, smirk
  • The Tragedy of the Computer Science Graduate Student (Avi Naiman) science, original, smirk
  • '89 earthquake (Walid S. Al-Sabah) sexual, chuckle
  • Submission for rec.humor.funny (Sharat Israni) true, chuckle
  • rules of thub (Alan Silverstein) heard it, chuckle
  • Growing Kudzu (Michael H. Warfield) chuckle
  • Romanian Orphans (Otto J. Makela) smirk
  • It's a joke, alright. (Don Mathis) sexual, maybe, original
  • Marion Barry Joke (Debbie Greenberg) topical, maybe
  • Charles Stuart jokes from Boston (Franklin Davis) topical, sick, smirk
  • Wanna be rich? (Greg Philmon) chuckle
  • Computer Program Virtually Eliminates Machine Errors (Mark Lawrence) computer, chuckle
  • Rad new BBS (offensive to VIC-20 users) (John "The Squid" Byrd) strange, computer, smirk
  • Introducing . . . the NiCE Machine (Ellen Keyne Seebacher) original, smirk, computer
  • Stones Joke (Brian Lee Cramer) pun, smirk, sexual
  • Roumanian lightbulb (Jan Michael Rynning) original, topical, smirk, sick
  • USSR-US Friendship Watch (Gabe M Wiener) smirk
  • Panama Financing (Carlo Sgro) topical, computer, smirk
  • bounty hunters (Barun Chandra) smirk, topical
  • The single girl's Christmas prayer (Alan Jeddeloh) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Emperor Charles (Lee Sailer 814-898-6268) original, maybe, topical
  • Report from Panama City (Jeff Ranstrom) topical, smirk
  • Virus and Panama (Grace Downey) topical, smirk, computer
  • Let out your frustrations! (Rhonda Harlie Landy) smirk
  • Modern Justice (Gustavo Jorge Goni) smirk
  • If I ran the circus. (Clifford Beshers) topical, chuckle
  • Jewish husbands (Karl L. Wuensch) religious stereotypes, smirk
  • Bush bumper sticker (Evan Morton) topical, smirk, orginal
  • Humatrans - A transportation Device for Homo Sapiens (din@bellcore.bellcore.com) original, smirk
  • Sorority jokes collection (OLIAS OF SUNHILLOW) sexual stereotypes, rot13, smirk
  • Houston Comical Slams Public Libraries as "pornography ring" (Carl M. Kadie) original, topical, usenet, chuckle
  • LaTeX - T + x => (scrambled) => Ex-Lax (Joseph M Miller) orignal, maybe, computer
  • My little digital watch (Chris_Boyd@edinburgh.ac.uk) maybe
  • urban legand or american horror story? (Fred Douglis) true, smirk
  • The Satanic Flyer (Jon R Ferro) religious stereotypes, offense=muslims, rot13, smirk
  • wisdom from news.lists (Robin Colgrove) sexual, usenet, smirk
  • french naval pun (GAVIN@hnympi52.bitnet) pun, smirk, sexual
  • Finite State Machine Descriptions of Affairs.... (Christopher Lennard) original, smirk, computer
  • Deserted Island? (FaceMan/Mathew Lecher) smirk, national stereotypes, rot13
  • Most Embarrassing Moment (Second Hand) (Ashish Jain) true, smirk
  • Apple IIgs (Richard W West) computer, original, chuckle
  • Self-help quiz (Frederick Wamsley) chuckle
  • Pretzels, Language, Quantum Physix (Wayne Hayes) original, smirk, science
  • Answers to calculus final (Ken Blackman) original, smirk, science
  • Wild Cards... (moynihan_r@apollo.com) sexual, smirk
  • Rabbits (Don't ask why that's the subject) (Kenneth Richard Tough) rot13, smirk, topical, original
  • Adolph Eichmann's Evil Cake Award (Laurie Abbott) smirk
  • Cobol, oh Cobol (Jonathan R. Partington) computer, original, smirk
  • the pursuit of knowledge? (rpw@uvacs.cs.virginia.edu) smirk, science
  • How to use E-MAIL (original) (Jonathan R. Partington) computer, chuckle
  • HOW TO GET UNLOST (Steven R. Brown) sexual, chuckle
  • does a sun wear out? (Robert.Cohn@ius3.ius.cs.cmu.edu) computer, chuckle, true
  • Educating women (Topher G. Eliot) true, smirk
  • quotable quotes (Greg Byrd) heard it, smirk, swearing
  • Peppermint Patties (spexet@ux.acs.umn.edu) smirk, explicit violence
  • Jerusalem (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
  • Morris Humor (Allan "Just say YES to DARPA!" Meers) topical, chuckle, computer
  • alphabet soup (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
  • Rock Hudson and Sammy (Arthur P. Goldberg) rot13, topical, sick, offense=homosexuals, topical
  • DIET vs SEX...which do you prefer? (NUNO PAIXAO --> ACS CASUAL) sexual, smirk, sexual stereotypes
  • "My Left Foot" parody (Lee Crocker) original, smirk
  • Yet Another Chicken Joke (Rick Peralta) sexual, smirk
  • Coosbane's Revenge (Patrick J. Flynn) topical, doubt it, original
  • Geologic Ages and Events (Lisa Mann) chuckle
  • Want Ad (Fubar) true, smirk
  • Ma 'n Pa On The Porch (Mike Manlove) sexual, smirk
  • Biodegradable plastic bags (Phil OKunewick) smirk
  • Street Mime (joemc@hotlips.UUCP) smirk, original
  • Shit Happens in various religions (Samuel N Kamens) swearing, chuckle, religious stereotypes
  • Next time, try Rubbers-R-Us (Joe Neff) sexual, sexual-religious stereotypes, rot13
  • Political Game Show (Doug "Euphorbia" Warner) original, maybe, offense=republicans
  • life immitates art (mark thompson) true, smirk
  • fatherly concern (Richard Beigel) sexual, smirk
  • Cooking tip (man@cs.brown.edu) smirk
  • The little red man (David Grayden) smirk, pun-ish
  • More on Snack Cakes (Jeremy Smith) original, smirk
  • Long Tall Texans (Stephen L. Nicoud) sexual, smirk
  • Camel won't drink. (Dave Gomberg) scatolgoical, smirk, national stereotypes
  • Mr. Wizard (Brad Stone) smirk
  • Robert Polhill II (Mike Faber) topical, original, smirk
  • Capitalism's highpoint (Gautham Nalamada) smirk
  • Oddest Titles at Frankfurt Book Fair 1979-1989 (Ross Morrissey) true, smirk
  • Dinosaur extinction, original (Wayne Wonchoba) original, smirk
  • Blowing off dogs (David C Lawrence) original, smirk
  • RAPE (our@looking.UUCP) smirk, sexual?
  • conversation between two answering machines (Jane Edwards) true, smirk, computer
  • Tough rules (Dan Rubesh) scatological, smirk
  • Quantum Mix-up (Don Dodson) original, smirk, science
  • Oxbridge (Jason Trenouth) sexual, smirk
  • kids say the darnedest things (King Ables) sexual, smirk
  • Navy, Homosexuality (Daryl D. Spillmann) sexual, smirk
  • The Turing Shroud (Chris_Boyd@edinburgh.ac.uk) computer, smirk
  • RTFM(1) (gwh@ocf.berkeley.edu) usenet, smirk, swearing
  • Seymour's Laws (814) 862-6728) smirk
  • N reasons why motorcycles are better than women (David A Honig) sexual stereotypes, rot13, chuckle, original
  • "The CV macros" (Neil Todd) computer, smirk
  • Mission Impossible meets the Twilight Zone (Steve Boswell) original, smirk
  • The ideal man (Dave Horsfall) sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • 'Political' joke. (Rafael Pous) smirk
  • An AI Light Bulb (Richard Caasi) smirk, computer
  • Mail Daemon(in Pascal) (Andrew Pearlman) usenet, smirk, original
  • Relay Hints (Tina Mancuso) computer, sexual, chuckle
  • RFC1149 - A Standard for the Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers (dwaitzman@bbn.com) computer, usenet
  • help from the West (Bruce Esrig) smirk
  • Miami or bust... (OMAR@buasta.UUCP) smirk, heard it
  • Daylight Savings Time Reform (Richard S. Holmes) topical, smirk, original
  • Literary criticism meets COBOL (original) (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk, computer
  • channel flippers anon (S.J.MacMartin) original, smirk
  • From the Unnatural Enquirer: Thirtysomething Mutant Ninja Turtles (trygve lode) original, smirk
  • Doughnuts (From talk.bizarre) (Ken Johnson) original, smirk, stereotypes
  • My hovercraft is full of eels (Thomas Turrittin) original, chuckle
  • Gator Farm (davidsen@crdos1.crd.ge.com) chuckle, pun
  • Scatalogical Chapstick (Patrick Miller) scatological, smirk
  • Childhood disease? (Tim Lapin Concordia University) smirk
  • Russian advertisement (vaguely amusing, but difficult to translate) (D J Astley) chuckle
  • perfect penis (Jerome Sherman) heard it, sexual, smirk
  • The Call of Duty... (David Ash) topical, smirk
  • Ham Radio for the compleat idiot. (Jamie Cox) true, smirk
  • Female Escorts Wanted (Greg Wong) true, chuckle, sexual
  • anthropological study (Sara Duncan) science, chuckle, original
  • Prostitute yourself for $10,000! (tada@athena.mit.edu) computer, true, smirk
  • Gainsville, FL humor (Michael Murphy) topical, smirk, sick
  • God (Bill Sklar) heard it, chuckle, computer
  • Why we shouldn't worry about foreigners in Iraq. (Werner Uhrig) topical, smirk
  • Solving the Gulf Crisis (Troy Rollo) topical, chuckle
  • European Dimensional Unity (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
  • disgusting story from Milwaukee. (Bill Roth) true, smirk
  • More tabloid headlines (Tony Ross) chuckle
  • The cure for financial heartburn (Ken Hoyme) topical, chuckle, true
  • Saddam gets his own chat show (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, smirk
  • But wait! There's More! (Mike Cuddy) smirk, original
  • Why we shouldn't worry about foreigners in Iraq. (Ehud Gavron) topical, smirk
  • Elephants (Dean Economou) smirk
  • Sex and software development. (Andrew Friedman) sexual, smirk
  • The latest from CRAY... (Colin :) computer, smirk
  • Hi, this is Karen ... (Casey Leedom) true, maybe
  • Pure Mathematics (hall%vice.ico.tek.com@relay.cs.net) science, smirk
  • Gasoline price increases (Gregory S. Scott) topical, original, smirk
  • The Burroughs/Sperry Merger Song (R) computer, smirk
  • How to be a Statistician (believed to be true) (Jonathan R. Partington) true, chuckle, science
  • The Master Programmer -- a religious allegory (Robert Mokry) original, smirk, computer
  • Yet another original topical Iraq j*ke (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, chuckle
  • No need for justification (Glen Raphael) original, smirk
  • satirical look at DAT copyright suit (shabtai klein) original, smirk
  • God doesn't f*** with the universe. (Robert Mokry) original, smirk, sexual
  • Man's sex life (Craig Robson) sexual, smirk
  • old Italian man (Evan Morton) national stereotypes, smirk, sexual
  • Coming soon to a theater near you! (Eric Price) topical, smirk
  • Post Haste? (Diana Edgley) true, chuckle
  • Buying habits (Sam Shim) true, smirk, unusual sexual reference
  • Modern Domestic Theories (Trevor John Thompson) original, smirk
  • Re: no need for justification (Dave Zobel) orignal, smirk
  • Mr Ed. (Text editor) (V.And) computer, original, smirk
  • Those useful ASCII characters... (lee@sqarc.sq.com) computer, smirk
  • This is your brain (Miles R. Fidelman) smirk
  • The lady is blind (asb@media-lab.media.mit.edu) topical, smirk, original
  • THe Augmentation (Alex Leavens) original, maybe
  • Civics Lesson: Dave's Denouncement (Patrick J. Flynn) topical, original, smirk
  • musical distopia (Nicholas J. Simicich) original, smirk
  • Japanese-Bashing (Rich McGee) heard it, smirk
  • Essay Contest (Dan Flak) computer, original, chuckle
  • Where the hell are my socks? (Olias Of Sunhillow) original, smirk
  • More Cambridge Quotes (jch@computer-lab.cambridge.ac.uk) science, funny
  • The Donald (Kenneth J. Dykema) topical, smirk
  • Long, long, life (Jose Miro-Julia) smirk, heard it
  • no need for justification (Robert Mokry) original, computer, smirk
  • End of the Term "Rap Song" (Jamesstickman Hsieh) original, maybe
  • Italian wedding invitation (Michael Zintl) national stereotypes, rot13, smirk
  • eating a banana (Steve Losen) sexual, smirk
  • British class distinctions (David Ferrier) swearing, smirk
  • A Nightmare on Aisle 6. (John Witters) true, smirk
  • Commuting for beginners. (Alun Jones) original, smirk
  • Enviromentally Concerned (Dale Andrew Harris) smirk
  • Re: Intel vs. AMD (gah@arnor.UUCP) topical, smirk
  • Bush and Hussein on TV (Allan Meers "Just say NO to hackers!") chuckle
  • Division of Labour (John Fisher) chuckle
  • party time in Berkeley (John Irwin) topical, sick, rot13, chuckle
  • more embarrassing moments... (Ken Barrett) true, smirk
  • Next time.... (Robert W. Spiker) topical, computer, funny
  • Bug out (Brett K. Carver) computer, chuckle
  • Green toast (Jonathan R. Partington) smirk
  • Working at 7-11 (Rick Grubin) chuckle
  • GM vs. Microsoft (HJW2@psuvm.psu.edu) computer, smirk
  • Solution to National Debt Crisis (Joshua_Bloch@transarc.com) original, topical, smirk
  • 5 items or fewer (Milind Kandlikar) science, chuckle, true
  • Phone call from ANC (Paul Martin) topical, smirk
  • I like him but... (rf@computer-lab.cambridge.ac.uk) true, smirk
  • Movie Review (Larry Hughes) chuckle, usenet
  • Kennebunkport (Alex Lopez-Ortiz) topical, smirk
  • This is a design specification? (Mike Percy) computer, smirk
  • Longest insurance (Per B. Lilje, NORDITA, Copenhagen, Denmark) pun, smirk, sexual
  • Re: channel flippers anon (recent joke posting -- rebuttal) (Rodney Sinclair) topical, smirk, original
  • Layoff Poem, a la Poe (Ken Lyons) smirk
  • Right you are. (Robert Mokry) smirk
  • I was going how fast??? (JEFF GREULICH) original, smirk
  • From the Unnatural Enquirer: Lucky Charms Shapes and Sex (trygve lode) original, smirk, sexual stereotypes
  • Cpt. Picard & The Borg (Finale?) (Daniel Elvis Weber) topical, usenet, smirk, original
  • End of the World (When I'm good, I'm even better) smirk
  • Sex Contract (Tigger) sexual, sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Astounding vacation news: pagan goddesses were better (Peter van der Linden) true, smirk
  • From the Unnatural Enquirer: The Programmer Song (trygve lode) original, smirk
  • Professor catches student sleeping in class (Ron Ih) smirk, true
  • From the Unnatural Enquirer: The Schaeffer Image Catalog (trygve lode) original, smirk
  • Political data? (James Cowie) smirk
  • fat, sex (Asya Kamsky) sexual, smirk
  • Environmental effects of the oil crisis (Raymond Chen) topical, smirk
  • Stereo Wars (Dan_Bloch@transarc.com) original, smirk
  • Bat Story (long) (Steve @ His Desk) smirk, original
  • Intel vs. AMD (Brian Smithson) topical, computer, smirk
  • Bush (John Wical) smirk
  • Next time.... (The Actual Case) (Kwan Leung Andy Sun) computer, topical, smirk, original
  • Raymond Chandler hits the computer age... (The_Edible_Dormouse) pun, usenet, smirk
  • This Old Outhouse (Brian Switzer) original, chuckle
  • Drunken Violence (Stephen Zehl) smirk
  • The Paging Game (Paul Sander) computer, chuckle
  • Sexual Bigotry (Thomas R. Blake) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Star Trek The Degeneration - Encounter At Gunpoint (Alun Jones) smirk
  • Psychological Operations at the Gulf (Reginald Wee Siang Tze) original, topical, smirk
  • Your brain (Robert Mayoff) smirk, computer
  • ridiculous classified ads... (NOT spiggy) maybe
  • The Borg meet IBM (Drool Rockworm) computer, chuckle
  • how cheap can one be? (Stuart Freedman {x1708}) heard it, smirk
  • A pretty good definition of "friends"... (Tom Tatlow) computer, smirk, sexual
  • Extremely Optimal list (Bapiraju Vinnakota) smirk, computer
  • Equality for the sexes (Kee Hinckley) true, smirk
  • Bad news about Iraq.... (Shane D. Deichman) topical, smirk
  • No down payment seminars (David Chesler) sexual, chuckle
  • Life in the BU Computer Graphics Lab (Tim Hall) original, smirk, computer
  • maybe yes, maybe no (Eric Hughes) topical, chuckle
  • What are you gonna do now? (Ross Bradley) true, chuckle
  • Invasion snafu (Dale Cook) topical, smirk
  • Intellectual frauds in computer science (Stephen Friedl) computer, smirk
  • racial joke, but not a slur (Robert A. Levene) chuckle
  • Car ad you won't see on TV (Frederick Wamsley) pun, smirk
  • The life of a Usenet newsgroup (Mike Faber) usenet, original, chuckle
  • Newsgroups I'd like to see. (Al Cuenco) usenet, swearing, original, smirk
  • The One-Liner file Annual, Nov 90 (funny-request@looking.on.ca) chuckle, various
  • Deadline Delayed (bjpt@mundoe.maths.mu.oz.au) topical, original, chuckle
  • Snappy answers to uptight professors (AGCOMP2@idui1.bitnet) science, smirk, true
  • NetNews: every American's duty (GarBear Irick) original, chuckle, usenet
  • Official Iraqi 1991 Calendar (Mitch Wright) topical, chuckle
  • 3 congress jokes (JAZBUTIS,GINTAUTAS BRONIUS) chuckle
  • President Bush Denied Funding (Peter Shirley) topical, origiginal, smirk
  • Crossbreeding experiment (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) chuckle
  • Nun (Morton Cotlar) funny
  • A Beeper Story (Cheryl Marks) true, chuckle
  • Author solicits death threats (Gordon Letwin) chuckle
  • So much for the positronic brain... (RussNightfall Smith) smirk, sexual
  • Saddam Hussein's Top Ten Hopes for the New Year (peter c dill) topical, original, chuckle
  • watch where you sit! (Kenstir) sexual, chuckle
  • Bambi's got a gun (tarsa@abyss.pa.dec.com) true, chuckle
  • The final refutation (Dale Cook) true, smirk
  • A Sweet of Lunch Messages - humourous lunch invitations (VERY LONG) (Edwin Hoogerbeets) smirk
  • Romeo & the neighbours (Daniel Bowen) original, chuckle
  • Yet another yet another trek spoof (DAHLPJ@caa.mrs.umn.edu) smirk
  • UNIVAC vs IBM (Anup C. Patel) computer, true, smirk
  • Americans in the World Cup (Ken Johnson) smirk
  • Involuntary Attrition (Brian Scearce) funny, computer
  • Letter to the Fantasy Column (B. Rajagopalan) original, chuckle, sexual?
  • those people with the Holy Goal of Conversion. (Michael Hermann) chuckle, swearing
  • Re: End of the World (Antonio Desimone) smirk, science
  • Don't ask too many questions (Tom Markson) chuckle, sexual
  • From the Cops Box (vickie hoover) true, smirk
  • Santa's helper (Jim Greenlee) chuckle
  • You might be a Redneck if (Burch Seymour) regional stereotypes, chuckle
  • AT&T Acronym (bull@udavxb.oca.udayton.edu) topical, smirk
  • Sherlock Ohm's Law - Very Punny (turner@smart.sps.mot.com) pun, smirk, science
  • O Baby Baby (Tom Pfannkoch) smirk
  • Last minute Christmas idea? Try these childrens books! (David Lowry) original, chuckle
  • Bathroom Language (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) computer, chuckle
  • Sex in Kuwait (Erann Gat) topical, smirk, sexual
  • New York City one-liners (ark@research.att.com) smirk
  • Collection of Irish jokes (Duke McMullan) national stereotypes, chuckle, sexual, scatological, offense=irish
  • Sung to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General" (Kenneth Powell) original, smirk, science
  • Re: Two drunks (Dan Gordon) smirk
  • Re: Possible advertisements following airline mishap in Detroit (MIKE SILANO) topical, original, maybe, sick
  • Medical Claims Form Snafu (Mike Faber) sexual, sexual stereotypes, chuckle
  • AT&T offers $6 billion to acquire NCR . . . trademark (George S. Kong) original, topical, smirk
  • The Computer Experts Glossary (Jeff Pesis) computer, funny
  • Baghdad Betty has some wires crossed (Matthew L. Ginsberg) topical, smirk, true
  • don't press that! (T. William Wells) computer, smirk
  • The Real Oscar Mayer (Kirk Pearson) chuckle
  • Ottawa Senators (Eric Skinner) topical, chuckle
  • True Burger King Anecdote (Burch Seymour) true, smirk
  • New AT&T Slogan (Tom Limoncelli@Drew University) topical, funny
  • Sadorandom number generator (Nick Sayer) computer, smirk, original
  • It's a business (NELS) sexual, chuckle
  • Collection of short jokes (david chandler) various, smirk
  • Advanced User's Guide (George MOORE) computer, chuckle
  • The Best of Usenet Oracularities #126-150 (Steve Kinzler) chuckle, various
  • Breast Fixation (John Hughes) sexual, funny
  • Liquid soap joke (Soheila Amiri) sexual, chuckle
  • Size not important? (J.COOLIDGE@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • Hack Scoreboard I'd Like to See (Tom Boutell) funny, computer
  • Bear Identification (Perry G Ramsey) chuckle
  • Ace in your pocket? (Farshid Arman) sexual, smirk
  • A banner year for Milli Vanilli (Neil S Weinstock) topical, chuckle
  • Sex Therapy (Hunter Faris) sexual, smirk
  • You can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves (Ted Johnson) chuckle
  • Very funny, Mikhail. But keep your day job. (Julian Vrieslander) topical, smirk
  • The American Infantryman (Mike Schmitt) smirk
  • But two out of three ain't bad... (Dave Cottingham) science, chuckle
  • The UNIX Philosophy (Steve Huff) heard it, computer, chuckle
  • She's a witch! Burn her! Proof by Resolution Theorem Proving (John Ioannidis) original, maybe, science
  • What they don't teach you at Soviet engineering school (Avi Belinski) smirk, science
  • A ruler has 12 inches. (Cliff Stanford) sexual stereotypes, smirk, nasty remark, offense=women
  • engineer GPAs (John Heidemann) smirk
  • Murphy for flyers (Bruce Spence) smirk
  • Marketroids run amuck (Robert J. Granvin) smirk, true, computer
  • My favourite things (Robert Anton Fabian) sexual, chuckle, original, computer
  • The Borg are Back! (And Better than Ever!) (Mark Sobolewski) usenet, smirk
  • Prescription confusion (Patrick R. Gold) true, chuckle
  • Rules for Starfleet programmers (Mitch Wagner) computer, funny
  • Saddam's Thanksgiving Wish (Dipender Saluja) topical, pun, smirk
  • Jokes about bragging (David F. Skoll) sexual, racial stereotypes, smirk
  • Milli Vanilli Exchange Rates (Justin the Blue) topical, chuckle
  • This Old White House (Kathy Ellington) smirk
  • From the Unnatural Enquirer: Microsloshed Walls (trygve lode) computer, funny
  • British Prime Minister quits over Domain Ordering. (Tom Wade, VMS Systems) usenet, chuckle, original
  • religious? (Donnie) heard it, smirk
  • Aussie humour! (COMP_OPER@darwin.ntu.edu.au) national stereotypes, smirk
  • What You Can Do to the Bible With A Computer (Paul M Dubuc) funny, true, computer
  • Summer courses for summmer people (David Lowry) original, smirk
  • The Pianist (Jeff Pesis) sexual, chuckle
  • Subject to Change (John Schonholtz) topical, sick, smirk
  • An Aggie Graduates (karen@everexn.UUCP) school stereotypes, smirk
  • Dick jokes (B.YOKEM@genie.com) sexual, sexual stereotypes, rot13, chuckle
  • As asked for in your Request for Humour in DIY fusion (The sixth sick sheep!) heard it, chuckle
  • NULL - The Ultimate Computer Language (John R. Andrews 6-5995) computer, chuckle, original
  • Commercial for detergent/contraceptive (Jeff Maziarz) funny
  • Bedroom golf (Tim Russell) sexual, chuckle
  • General Jokes (GEO.DOSCH@genie.com) sexual, funny
  • Persian PMS (EN Div, USA-CECER, 217-352-6511 x 444) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, rot13, topical
  • Your Turn (Soheila Amiri) chuckle, scatological
  • I will like to thank the Academy (Bloody Afterbirth) smirk
  • conference announcement [original] (ark@research.att.com) true, computer, chuckle
  • A long sentence. (Marty Beene) national stereotypes, chuckle, rot13
  • IRAQ ATTACK (Kerry Calvert) topical, chuckle
  • Evolution of a programmer (Dennis Lou) computer, funny, original
  • Bush on persian gulf (Steve "il-Manhous" Norton) pun, smirk, topical
  • Michael Jackson's divorce (Joe Block) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Clearly not the pun police (Eric Ewanco) smirk, Internet
  • The official Bobbit joke of 1996 (Xcott Craver) smirk, swearing
  • Oxymoronic activities (Unknown)
  • Kato Kaelin in Playgirl (John Dybala) smirk
  • Edition Electronique (The Old Bear) smirk, computers
  • They have pool in Heaven (Brian Morearty) topical, smirk
  • UnaBomber changes tactics (JR CAMPBELL) smirk, computers
  • Joke: Form filling pedants (true) (Stephen Thomas) smirk
  • Cueniform Tablets (TBARSS@uvphys.phys.uvic.ca) smirk, computers
  • Tech Support Hotline (Dean Woodward) chuckle, computers
  • Let Me Tell You In a Song... (Sanford E. Walke IV) smirk, sexual
  • What did you get for Christmas? (Bob Cowling) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Holy Olestra! (John Maline) smirk, offense=Catholics
  • bathroom humor (Tarkus95) smirk
  • Clinton's polls improving (Shepard, Ira) original, smirk
  • Bosnia (slightly sick...) (David Coburn) chuckle, sick
  • The Hazards of Radar Detectors... (brown@krl.caltech.edu) chuckle, true
  • Internet for Dummies (whuang@cco.caltech.edu) smirk, UNIX
  • One letter makes all the difference (rsouto@ccri.cc.ri.us) smirk
  • Uni Caff Rules (Rosemary Lyndall Wemm) smirk, heard it
  • Cochran, OJ, book (Rob Barris) original, smirk
  • How Would You Like It Cooked, Sir? (Demetrios Ojeda) smirk, swearing
  • How about a talking breast? (Butt-head) smirk
  • Another Jackson-Presley joke (Simon Rooney) topical, smirk
  • Will my Compact Discs work in Australia? (Michael Jennings) chuckle, long
  • Spindler calls in air strike (Mark H. Anbinder) topical, smirk, computers
  • True story: Hapless criminals (Barton E. Schaefer) smirk, true
  • Newsflash from Dayton! (Goble, Paul) topical, smirk
  • Where did you come from? (J.R. Hutto) smirk, sexual
  • Warning Landlord of party (Brent Jackson) smirk, gross
  • Queen's Own Highlanders (jroberts@mts.net) smirk, heard it
  • Choosing the correct date makes a difference. (Ken MacFarlane) topical, smirk, computers
  • I'll have what's behind Door Number 3, please! (Steam) chuckle
  • Why Bother? (The Great and Powerful Danny Sichel) smirk, computers
  • One of these days ... pow! (Mario Cortesi) smirk, swearing
  • The Elections... (Andreas Ramos) smirk
  • Re: Improve our calendar? (Partial Full Name) smirk
  • The Cold Snap (Mark H. Anbinder) topical, chuckle
  • AOL on CD (Daniel) original, smirk, computers, heard it
  • Top Ten Anagrams -- 'Communications Decency Act' (Mike Morton) topical, original, smirk
  • senior citizen humor (Jennifer Denise Werner) smirk, swearing
  • How old are you, dear? (Sean Dees) smirk
  • Movie of Clinton's Life (Harry P Bloomberg) original, smirk
  • Potholes (Bill Innanen) smirk
  • Valentine's day obedience (Glenn Ramsey) topical, chuckle
  • Yet another limeric (Jim Wygralak) smirk, heard it
  • The Talented Frog (Larry P. Schrof) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • Humor: Fly the Friendly Skies (W. Craig Trader) smirk
  • radioactive cats! (Dan Zerkle) smirk, true
  • Internet Bombs (Tom Benjamin) smirk
  • engine failure (Rob Edwards) smirk, heard it
  • In the heart of the heart of the country (mjr1) topical, smirk
  • How to motivate gov't workers (John Dybala) smirk
  • 101 Ways to be Obnoxious on Usenet (Reuben King) laugh, USENET
  • Out of the Mouths of Babes.... (Carlton Brown) smirk
  • Moving on... (Are Thunes Samsonsen) topical, smirk
  • Last Words 1995 -- Sports (Robert Finlay) chuckle
  • Re: engine failure (Michael J Conover) chuckle
  • computers and gender (Janine Goldstein) chuckle, sexual
  • Translation humor (Geoffrey A. Landis) smirk
  • More limericks about limericks (H. Ian Novack) smirk
  • Post-box (L.J. Wischik) smirk
  • Lost Satellite (Casimir Couvillion) topical, smirk
  • Those three special words... (Chris Grovich) smirk, sexual
  • Deus ex machinations (Greg Rapawy) topical, smirk, offense=Republicans
  • Kasparov's Match (CHORLEY@vms.ocom.okstate.edu) chuckle, Internet
  • Big, bigger, ... (Holger Reusch) smirk, offense=Texans
  • S&M (Augie Kuo) chuckle, electronics, heard it
  • PTA (Walter Vose Jeffries) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Valentine's Wishes (hathaway@stsci.edu) smirk, sexual
  • Some math humor... (Nothing) laugh, math
  • tee hee. how long has this been circulating? (Robert Forsman) laugh, Internet
  • British Royal Family (Johnson, Mark) topical, smirk
  • I've seen the dark! (Alex Pomeranz) smirk, computers
  • Re: British Royal Family (Steve Kay) topical, laugh, heard it
  • Truth in Advertising for Psychobabble Testimony (dbakken@bbn.com) chuckle, true
  • A true life story (Thomas Lindholtz) smirk, heard it
  • what kind of research was this? (Carla Schack) smirk, sexual
  • What I learned in fifth grade (TwinsFam@aol.com) smirk
  • Meat? (Michael R. Erb) laugh
  • The Star Trek Writer's Construction Kit (Mark Stevens) chuckle
  • What's the opposite of How-deeeeee? (Janet Coleman Sides) topical, smirk
  • Have your cake and eat it too (James Michael Anthis) smirk, sexual
  • Fact O' The Day (ER4CE@aol.com) smirk, sick
  • The Mideast Solution (Copywolf@aol.com) topical, original, smirk
  • Blind soccer-playing kids (This space intentionally left blank) smirk, heard it
  • Magic back in the NBA (Dr. Briefs) smirk, sexual
  • And then there were none. (Kendall Helmstetter Gelner) smirk
  • Safety warning (Richard Tobin) smirk
  • Army joke (Kevin Bittick) laugh, sexual
  • Apparently-From: sagan@AOL.sol.mwy (Joshua W. Burton) original, chuckle
  • Five Stages of an Actor's Career (dave.a.botteron@bangate1.tek.com) smirk, heard it
  • Abusing new technology (Chris Cobb) smirk, USENET
  • Original - Pig/Shark (Don Cameron) chuckle
  • Disney's web disclaimer (Mark Wang) smirk
  • "All you can eat" means "one size fits all" (Tom Phoenix) smirk
  • Visas (Oded Feingold) smirk
  • Your starship captain might be... (Mark H. Anbinder) chuckle
  • Shoot me now (Greg Rapawy) original, chuckle, Internet
  • Just Stupid Enough to be True (Malor) chuckle, heard it
  • What you did not know about Windows 95 (fa@dat.dtu.dk) chuckle, computers
  • At Least They Know Their Target Audience (Nabeel Ibrahim) smirk, computers, sexual
  • silly but true (bob engnath) smirk, sexual
  • two bums disgussing subpoena (Tom Taylor) chuckle, heard it
  • The Year of the Rat (Ian Chai) smirk
  • Internet News Flash (Andrew Darling) topical, smirk, swearing
  • joke (Brian Prince) chuckle, computers
  • Hmmm. I don't think I'll go to work today... (Ken Samuel) smirk
  • Shotgunning a Beer Joke (Jeremy E Collins) smirk
  • New joke (Trevor Hall) smirk
  • in defense of Thomas Hamilton (Oded Feingold) topical, smirk, sick, Great Britain
  • the two evil brothers and the new pastor (Russell Schulz) chuckle, heard it
  • Internet Decency (Charles Sumner) smirk, Internet
  • Pat Buchanan quickies (Funny Guy) topical, smirk, sexual, heard it, offense=conservatives
  • Him vs. him (Gregory Lam) smirk
  • Some NCAA Tourney Humor (Laurence Simon) topical, smirk, heard it
  • The letter to dad (fwd) a good reply too. (fwd) (rajesh vaidheeswarran) chuckle
  • Software Reviews (Professor Falken) original, chuckle, computers
  • Political Humour, Canadian (Glenn Evans) smirk, Canada
  • i was misquoted... (Martin Soques) smirk
  • Just how quick is time, anyway? (Jesse Parsons) smirk
  • Barber (jfmelco) smirk, sexual
  • We'll Your Honor, You See.... (Ernie Smith) chuckle, sexual, sick
  • If God were a computer programmer... (John Morrissey) smirk, computers
  • It's in the Bible (Joseph Hammond) chuckle, offense=women
  • Typical Microsoft... (Kirsten Starcher) smirk, computers
  • The Grateful Commuter (Roy Trumbull) topical, smirk
  • Five-Martini Lunch (SHIELDS@calvin.cc.duq.edu) chuckle, heard it
  • If people bought computers like they bought cars (ccook@acs.bu.edu) chuckle, computers
  • Taxation (Kong Seng Chai) chuckle, sexual
  • UNISYS downsizing (Steve Rose) smirk
  • Doesn't Amiga make a toaster? (John Dybala) chuckle
  • Breaking up is hard to do... (Adam Lasnik) smirk
  • Toll Collecting, a Heady Business (Robert Houk - SMCC Bos Desktop Hardware) smirk, offense=toll-collectors
  • Insectology 101 (Shannon Miller) chuckle
  • Tortoise and the snails (Peter Shaw) smirk, heard it
  • has it been that long? (Scott Cannon) smirk
  • Watershed Marketing (C. D. Tavares) smirk
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (Kevin Hanes) smirk, computers
  • Political Computer Science (Ed Boyno) original, smirk, computers
  • A Strange Name (Original) (James D. Strange) smirk
  • Doctors can be funny! (John Wagner) chuckle
  • Overheard at airport (~rob) smirk
  • Topical: Mad Cow Disease (Dave Frascone) smirk, sexual, sick, offense=Scotsmen
  • How to kill two cows with one mine? (Stephanie Dyrkacz) topical, smirk
  • Theology (David E. Jones) chuckle, heard it
  • Black Box humor (Jeff) topical, sick, ROT-13
  • Weekly Work Reports and the Moshinsky Maneuver (Arturo Magidin) smirk
  • Translating Southern United States to English (rajesh vaidheeswarran) chuckle, regional stereotypes
  • Repair service (Kerry Harris) smirk
  • news from Montana (James D. Strange) topical, smirk
  • Announcement of My Candidacy (Edward Luhn) smirk, offense=dyslexics
  • Playboy patents sex (Phil Karn) smirk, sexual
  • [pnw.general] Moving to Portland (Randal L. Schwartz) smirk
  • Thanks for Staying (AFinJapan@aol.com) smirk, true
  • Last Will & Testament (Moatman@aol.com) smirk, original
  • The next tacky tourist trap (Donna Higgins) chuckle, sick (Auschwitz), original
  • Information Gridlock (Ido Dubrawsky) smirk, computers
  • New Year's Eve (Dan Mahaffey) chuckle
  • If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... (DementDJ) chuckle
  • When does grandma season open?? (Eric.Miller@bbs.mhv.net) chuckle
  • Care to try again? (Everett M. Greene) smirk
  • Graffiti (Wolfgang Sirges) chuckle, sexual
  • baseball rules revised (Eite) smirk, sexual, offense=women
  • Beef Tongue (Laurie McGivern) smirk
  • Holiday Observation (dmason@freenet.vcu.edu) smirk
  • Sister Mary's Original Cure (Henry W. Farkas) smirk, swearing
  • Me too? (Scott Post) topical, smirk, USENET, heard it
  • Newtons' Lightbulbs (Trey Jones) chuckle
  • Planting Dino (WPogoer@aol.com) topical, smirk, offense=Dean Martin fans
  • license plate (chris overton) smirk
  • New classes (Kevin D Saltkill) smirk
  • Improve our calendar? (JCGORE@aol.com) smirk
  • Turnabout is fair play... (True?) (Joseph Carl Pemberton) smirk
  • true story (Tom Stepleton) smirk, heard it
  • Sticking to the Assignment (Jon Levy) original, chuckle
  • Senate candidate quote (Robert Ankeney) smirk
  • The Charge of the Code Brigade (Jeff Abrahamson) original, chuckle, computers
  • On the plus side ... (Christophe Pettus) topical, smirk
  • Snow blows, schools close (Jerry Barton) topical, smirk, Latin
  • By the horns (Greg Rapawy) original, smirk, offense=Kansans
  • Another man page gem (Shawn Bayern) smirk, UNIX, USENET
  • Out of context and into trouble (Jack Morrison) original, smirk, sexual
  • MBTI Prayers (giggle, inside joke on... MBTI) (Lawrence T. Hardiman) smirk, heard it
  • Netware & Guns (J. Gregory Wright) smirk, computers
  • winter parody (Matthew MacKenzie) topical, chuckle
  • Remember me? (Michael Lorton) chuckle
  • SUN 386i Beginner's Manual comments... (Rob Prior) true, smirk, computer
  • Wheel of fortune (SweetPinkPig) heard it, smirk, science
  • stuck up!! (shashikant joshi) sexual, smirk
  • You're Saddam? Prove it. (bowe@osf.org) topical, smirk, iraq
  • The dog didn't eat it... (Joseph D Neff) computer, smirk
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #176-200 (Steve Kinzler) various
  • two irish drunks (Billy Hum) heard it, swearing, gross, national stereotypes, smirk, rot13
  • Hey Rocky, Watch Me Pull An Organization Out of My Hat (P Scannell) original, smirk
  • Sun secret plot revealed! (Dean Long) unix, smirk
  • Twin Peaks Drinking Game (Brian D. Moore) topical, smirk, original
  • All flights were two hours or less (Nancy) topical, smirk
  • Honest Amad (Dan Savage) heard it, smirk
  • Expressive power of English (Tony Schaeffer) heard it, smirk
  • May be offensive to stupid people (Barry Hayes) smirk
  • Race relations (Frederick Wamsley) racial stereotypes, rot13, smirk
  • Relativity (P Scannell) original, smirk
  • What'd you say?!? (Mike Cuddy) original, smirk, sexual, national stereotypes
  • IT ALL HAS TO GO! (Brent S. Rieck) topical, original, smirk
  • Look & Feel joke (SAMUEL GOLDSTEIN) computer, smirk, swearing
  • Tax time at war (Matthew L. Ginsberg) true, topical, smirk
  • special offer (Michael Tod Rose) topical, smirk
  • Airpower (RUSSELL EARNEST) topical, smirk
  • Modelling tectonic hazard (Eugene N. Miya) original, smirk
  • More limericks not heard in a long time... (Fritz Wonnacott, System Guru) sexual, smirk
  • Star Trek: The Next (de)Generation (Brian Switzer) funny, long
  • Trials and Tribulations of A Graduating Student (Chris Welty) original, chuckle, long
  • The French Army (jhelbaum@princeton.edu) topical, national stereotypes, smirk
  • Software Technical Support (Ed Ahrenhoerster) topical, computer, smirk
  • quality control [told to me as true] (ark@research.att.com) heard it, true, computer, smirk
  • Elvis one-liner (Phillip Remaker) smirk
  • From the Unnatural Enquirer: The Burrito-1000 (trygve lode) original, smirk, computer
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #151-175 (Steve Kinzler) various, original
  • Dreams of the Leaders ();) topical, smirk
  • Baghdad joke (Martin Soques) topical, chuckle
  • A Very Modest Proposal (UCC MR. DOJUN YOSHIKAMI) topical, original, smirk
  • Saddam's New Year message (Jonathan R. Partington) orginal, topical, smirk
  • interesting echoes from the mideast (Andrew Tannenbaum) topical, smirk
  • Peacekeepers (Brian Huntley) topical, smirk
  • Between Iraq and a hard place (G.HARVEY1@genie.com) topical, heard it, smirk
  • Dial M for Macbeth (Daniel Bowen) original, smirk
  • Paint Job (Brett Slocum) heard it, smirk
  • You don't *WANT* our money? (Bryce Nesbitt) topical, smirk
  • NSF Toilet Paper (Robert J. Granvin) true, smirk, original
  • Men and Women (STEPHEN.KAHN@genie.com) sexual, smirk
  • Murphy's Laws of Combat (Terry.Bygate@columbia.ncr.com) topical, smirk
  • Comparing notes (Burch Seymour) sexual, chuckle
  • OSI vs other protocol stacks (bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com) computer, smirk
  • Star Trek the Regeneration - Encounter at Gunpoint 2! (Alun Jones) original, smirk
  • What Flavor of UNIX? (Michael J. McInerny) computer, smirk
  • New Browns Schedule (Mitchell N. Perilstein) smirk, sexual (partly)
  • Rice Scream, You Scream (HAUSMANN_MADDI%prune@sun.com) true, smirk
  • Pros and Cons of dating a vampire (shipley@remarque.berkeley.edu) sexual, smirk
  • Artificial Intelligence gone too far. (Matthew Montano) smirk, computer
  • Why Duelists Slap Each Other In The Face With Gauntlets (king@piano.reasoning.com) original, smirk
  • The First 10 Seconds of Reading a Stupid Posting (Daniel Pearl) original, smirk, usenet
  • Humorous Airline Ad (Dan Quella) true, smirk
  • Churn, Churn, Churn (a song parody) (P Scannell) original, computer, smirk
  • Noah's Ark (jpb) smirk
  • farmers with suns (bahn_pr%ncsd.dnet@gte.com) computer, smirk
  • Kitchen-Tested and Disapproved (Paul Spinrad) original, smirk
  • Eating Habits (Yaron Minsky) original, smirk
  • John Dun phone home (Bob Nolty) smirk
  • Ruby (Peter Karp) true, smirk, sexual
  • Oracle Stuff (Trevor Green) original, smirk
  • Age guesser. (Z.ZULKOWSKI@genie.com) sexual, smirk
  • bad craziness... (leon) true, smirk
  • Software Engineering Process Archaeology (Zone #115) (P Scannell) original, smirk
  • Satire on "Managing Interpersonal Relationships" (Michael Schoonover) original, smirk
  • Mulroney on call (Socrates) smirk, sexual
  • Irish socks (Kevin James Bertram) national stereotypes, smirk
  • What is /dev/drum? (Curt Sampson) original, smirk, computer
  • Konrad Lorenz (Karl L. Wuensch) true, ouch, sexual?, smirk
  • more army blunders (BANE) true, smirk
  • PC Party Conversation (John R. Andrews 312-996-5995) smirk, computer
  • Unit of gullibility (Bob Donahue) topical, smirk, original
  • offensive to Hoosiers (angela allen) regional stereotypes, smirk, original
  • Milli Vanilli's Second Grammy (Darren Meister) smirk
  • New Campaign Sticker (Ryan Waldron) topical, smirk
  • One more banjo joke... (mary%zaphod@gargoyle.uchicago.edu) musician stereotypes?, chuckle
  • Experts, Lawyers and Judges (Mike Brookbank) heard it, smirk
  • CROTCH masculine deodorant spray (Robert Chansky) sexual, smirk
  • BABY man page, I've ben told I should submit this, was posted locally. (Bob Beck) unix, sexual, smirk, original
  • You think they would have thought of that (S.HARBAUGH1@genie.com) true, smirk
  • Quayle stading in for Bush? (Peter Flynn UCC) smirk
  • Making a Good Impression (John Schonholtz) smirk
  • Honeymoon Love (Bharat Mediratta) sexual, chuckle
  • CALL FOR DISCUSSION: change in hierarchy for alt.desert.* groups (gtoal@tardis.computer-science.edinburgh.ac.uk) topical, smirk, iraq, usenet
  • Collective nouns (Evan L. Marcus [Sun NJ Systems Consultant]) chuckle
  • Milly Van Illy (Craig Stacey) topical, original, chuckle
  • "Daffynitions" for PC-DOS (Matt Kennel) original, computer, smirk
  • Internet RFC on Ultra-Low-Speed Networking (Steve Hayman) chuckle, usenet
  • Brady Bunch Trivia Questions (P Scannell) original, maybe
  • BE A TREKKIE! (Sam Shim) original, smirk
  • OS/2 : UNIX :: Los Angeles : New York (Michael A. Covington) computer, smirk
  • How Much is that Pussy in the Window? (Anthony DeBoer) sexual
  • Personality Test (Lance Beckner) original, chuckle
  • Me, Larry, and The Snake... (John Griffin) true, smirk
  • Zip-Zip (Bob Daggit) true, smirk
  • Student Evaluations -- Accounting Class (David Albert) smirk
  • Imagine the Offspring! (somebody@i_wont_say_where) computer, sexual, smirk
  • What's good for Exxon is good for the USA? (Bruce Leban) topical, smirk
  • Taxes - Don't you love 'em? (>Dramis Yar<) smirk
  • Saddam's Prophecy (Paul Tomblin) topical, original, smirk
  • IBM Humor (Root Boy Jim) computer, smirk
  • Software methodology play (anonymous@ehewhon.com) original, smirk, computer
  • Ode to a Mammogram (Robin Coutellier) smirk
  • A disease for the 90's (ashok@softart.UUCP) smirk
  • Virus sale (Jonathan R. Partington) computer, smirk
  • A letter to the editors (Rick Mott) smirk
  • Microsoft C (JIM PICKERING) computer, smirk
  • Wishing well letter (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
  • Reply to Your Reply (P Scannell) original, computer, smirk
  • retirement schedule (Christopher Lott) offense=women, smirk, age stereotypes
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #251-275 (Steve Kinzler) various
  • New Disney Attractions Announcement (Dave Cochran) smirk
  • The Revised Lord's Prayer (Brian Switzer) smirk
  • All I Really Need to Know I Learned from My Computer (David Olsen) computer, smirk
  • Addendum to "How to program in C" (TEMS::ELSTON) computer, original, smirk
  • Seat-Belt Law (samuel@remus.rutgers.edu) chuckle
  • Humorous real-life events (PAM in CA) true, chuckle
  • Software Development Lightbulb Fix (Alvin E. Sylvain) chuckle
  • so how would you define a lady and a politian? (James B. Beam) heard it, sexual stereotypes, rot13, smirk
  • Elephants, Saddam and FTL (Ajay Shah) smirk
  • bald men (JOKE BOY) chuckle
  • 91q2/necrom (E. Stephen Mack) chuckle, usenet, original
  • Congress does the right thing (Douglas Ingram) true, smirk
  • Amazing new moneymaking method! (Q) original, smirk
  • Things that go ? in the night (Timothy Robinson) smirk, scatological
  • The Very Model of a Modern Network Architect (Bob Tinkelman) computer, smirk
  • Guidelines for Submissions to Rec.Stupid (P Scannell) original, usenet, chuckle
  • Bozo Hits the Road (Steven Grimm) original, chuckle
  • Pyramid Posting Contest Winner! (Tim Pierce) original, usenet, chuckle
  • Final Words (GARY@rdac.dnet.hac.com) smirk
  • Crude fur coat joke (Robert.Frederking@isl1.ri.cmu.edu) swearing, smirk, sexual stereotypes
  • Computing is like sex because... (Jimmy Aitken) computer, sexual, smirk
  • Zone #120: Tanja and the Wonderful Machine (P Scannell) original, computer, chuckle
  • The two modes of vi. (Curt J. Sampson) original, unix, chuckle
  • The worst love poem ever written (Sam Jones) original, maybe
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #201-250 (Steve Kinzler) various, funny
  • Instant Credit (McBryde 461I; 552-3177) smirk, original
  • This *is* the Death Star, right? (Garrett Wollman) true, chuckle, computer
  • New NDP Budget... (Dale Gass) topical, chuckle
  • The C Bible (hatman@tardis.cs.ed.ac.uk) smirk, computer, original
  • Writer - quote (Monte Bateman) smirk
  • The 24 Coins Puzzle... revisited (warwick@cs.uq.oz.au) original, smirk
  • Description of a LOOOONNNGG plane flight (EDB393GBP3@vx24.cc.monash.edu.au) original, smirk
  • 50th Wedding Anniversary (Michelle Lassagne) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • DarthStar Release 1.0 (P Scannell) original, smirk, puns, computer
  • FAMOUS POLITICAL SAYINGS (Bill Campbell) topical, smirk
  • More chickens crossing roads (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
  • S. Africa: selective conversation policy: (George Dennie) topical, smirk
  • What, me hurry? (Mike Cepek, MGI) smirk
  • Re: Customer Oriented Marketing (Dave) original, chuckle
  • Doctors under stress (PJ Geraghty) sick, smirk, true
  • Blondes (male or female, or substitute your own category) (Roy M. Jacobsen) sexual stereotypes, smirk, rot13
  • new check-book... (Marcus Halbe) regional stereotypes, heard it, smirk
  • Channel Tunnel (Timothy J. Stone in New York) national stereotypes, chuckle
  • getting busted for lysol misuse :) (Jeffrey W. Spencer) original, smirk
  • Re: I was going how fast??? (Michael Smithson) smirk, original
  • LAPD fisherman (Robert.Frederking@isl1.ri.cmu.edu) topical, chuckle
  • Plain English homeowner's policy. (Peggy) swearing, chuckle, rot13
  • The Vitenam syndrome is the least of our problems... (arens@isi.edu) topical, smirk
  • Kitty Kelley: The Unauthorized Autobiography (Mike Cluff) topical, original, chuckle
  • joke by myself (Richard Orr) smirk, computer
  • Re: Lotus' latest (Richard W Travsky) topical, computer, chuckle
  • Re: Signs of the times (Patrick Carey) true, smirk
  • How many computer scientists does it take to change a light bulb? [true] (Andrew Koenig) original, true, chuckle
  • Arcitect and Engineer Jokes (DDFERGUSON@genie.com) science, chuckle
  • PC TV (Topher Eliot) original, chuckle
  • Oh no, another Trek parody (Matthew Robert Hucke) chuckle
  • How to become a Cheerleader (T. Michael Farlow) topical, smirk
  • Nuddhism and other heresies (Jonathan R. Partington) original, chuckle, religious stereotypes
  • Drunk (David Hawk) heard it, smirk
  • Good news and bad news (Renaissance) smirk
  • New Kids on the Black (Joe Kolesar) topical, smirk
  • Contribution (Michael Gordon Shapiro) computer, smirk
  • Reverse Placement Agencies (Bodyhunters?) FYI (Daniel P Dern) topical, smirk, original
  • bees (Ray Deonandan) heard it, sexual, smirk
  • Slab Wagon humor (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) smirk
  • Difference between men and women (hersh@expo.lcs.mit.edu) smirk, sexual stereotypes
  • joke (Mike Jones) true, smirk
  • computer humor, stereotype humor (jchadwic) smirk
  • Compatible Software (Carl S. Gutekunst) computer, chuckle, true
  • Modified rules for RHF submission (marko%xcaret@uunet.uu.net) usenet, smirk
  • ST Drinking Game (Rob McDougall) smirk
  • Farmers, wives, and bankers (Gerry Howser) smirk
  • Original - There's a virus in my book! (Cliff Stoll) maybe
  • Math prof. quotes (Speaker for the Dead) science, smirk, true
  • true, messy (Bob Daggit) smirk
  • Programmers Anthem (John Antypas) chuckle, computer
  • life, religion and stuff (Andre Berthiaume) original, smirk
  • The Hitch-Hiker's Guide To The Operating System (muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au) original, maybe, computer
  • Sicilian prayer (Jim Griffith) heard it, smirk
  • Big Blue Bargins (John R. Andrews 6-5995) computer, smirk
  • Complete Guide to the Parallel Interface (BROWNMM@ithacaoa.bitnet) original, sexual, computer, maybe, strange
  • "LucasFilm to Send Actors to Jupiter" (Bob Kanefsky) smirk
  • Stupid sysadmin? (mycroft@gnu.ai.mit.edu) computer, smirk
  • Cheerleader Mom trial (Bruce Alan Fast) topical, chuckle
  • never tell too much .... (I87)) heard it, smirk
  • Gorbiware Catalog (lurking horror) topical, smirk, original, computer
  • New ADM-3 terminal? (for old farts only) (Gary Bisaga) computer, chuckle
  • Collection of Airline acronyms (boerge@tellus.unik.no) collection, various
  • Another Dahmer Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) digest, sick, puns, topical
  • Athletics records (original) (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, maybe
  • Read this circular. (Jon Nigrine) smirk
  • Seeing the Baltics (original) (Jeff Soesbe) topical, smirk, original
  • Whiskey and Worms (David Van Iderstine) smirk, heard it
  • Usenet Olympics coverage -- Day 1 (Michael S Forbes) topical, original, smirk
  • Potatoes in the USSR (Akbar Matin) smirk
  • Modern Guide to National Holidays (Marshall L. Buhl Jr.) original, smirk
  • Offensive to Angelenos (Frederick Wamsley) smirk
  • Questions at Disneyland (The Quantum Mechanic) smirk
  • -mentalists (Michael DeLong) smirk
  • Apple Notebook Takes Off (Norton Chia) computer, maybe, original
  • chain letter justice, original (seibert@xn.ll.mit.edu) smirk
  • Traffic obstruction (Vijay Madisetti) smirk
  • Another combo joke (William R. Ward)) smirk, original
  • For your entertainment... (Dave Hallman) computer, smirk, true
  • Vaxen in Space (Francis Hartojo) computer, smirk
  • The Jock test (Patrick Hughes) academic stereotypes, chuckle, original
  • The Executive Slave Program (P Scannell) original, strange, sexual, smirk
  • Acid test (Trond S. Trondsen) heard it,smirk
  • e-mail hits the big time (Don Bashford) computer, smirk
  • Re: Imagine the Offspring! (Chakchung Ng) smirk, computer
  • Who's Bob? (Craig Stacey) topical, maybe
  • History of Jolnopski family house (The Mad Scribe) topical, smirk, original
  • Mondays... (Mark Anbinder) topical, maybe, original
  • Midnight Wanderer (Michael J. Rudnicki) scatological, smirk
  • Moscow's loss good for Democrats (Chris Cobb) topical, original, smirk
  • Stage Name (Particle Man) maybe, pun
  • Various archive utilities (David Van Couvering) computer, smirk, original
  • Ginsbergs theorems and the USSR (David Goodenough) original, smirk
  • An Electron's Longings (Inderpreet Bhasin) smirk, original, science
  • Some original LBJs (Ross Clement) smirk
  • British joke (Jonathan Ganz) computer, smirk, national stereotypes
  • 10 Calorie Diet (Phil Bearce) chuckle
  • Feet First (Van Snyder) smirk, sexual
  • Insurance Claim (KH06352@swtexas.bitnet) original, chuckle
  • VendeMac (original) (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, smirk, computer
  • Newage (rhymes with "sewage") wedding ceremony (Jon Berger) true, smirk, long, strange
  • On (not) getting sex. (G.W.) original, sexual, smirk
  • Great moments in equal access (John Schonholtz) smirk, true
  • Is that a real parachute? (Tom Neale) smirk, true
  • The New Jersey Environmentalist Manifesto (masticol@cs.rutgers.edu) maybe, original
  • Why guitars are better than women (Jeff Beck) sexual stereotypes, maybe, rot13, original
  • Applicators (David Van Iderstine) smirk, sexual
  • New Hand Held Computer (STEVEN M. CARTER) smirk
  • Institute of Fuzzy Science (Todd A. Brun) original, science, smirk
  • Pro sports in Miami (Randi J. Rost) chuckle
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #276-300 (Steve Kinzler) various, chuckle
  • A little C programming... (Dale - Colo Spgs ESDP 523-2202 29-May-1991 0747) computer, smirk
  • STRFRY(1) (chuck@druco.att.com) unix, smirk
  • Physics supply store (bacherb@physics.orst.edu) science, smirk, original
  • "The VAXorcist" - the ultimate VAX horror story (Make a little birdhouse in your soul) computer, chuckle, long
  • New product release: GNUsub (Andrew Arensburger) original, computer, chuckle
  • error-free programming (Pete Hickey) computer, smirk, true
  • air safety (ark@research.att.com) smirk
  • Middle East peace talks (Daniel Bowen) smirk, topical, original
  • More PC terms (jcwang@orca.cita.utoronto.ca) smirk
  • Pome for Ruth's Birthday (Ruth Milner) original, smirk, computer, unix
  • Letter from College (Elisabeth Riba) smirk
  • Omniscient AT&T phone operators. (sfleming@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk) original, national stereotypes, chuckle
  • The NeXTmobile (some "black humor") (Eric P. Scott) original, computer, smirk
  • The Games Computers Play (Satya Prabhakar) computer, original, maybe
  • Looking for boyfriend (OMAND@mcmvm1.UUCP) sexual stereotypes, chuckle, sexual
  • Which one doesn't belong? (Kevin L. McBride) smirk
  • only childhood (Teri Pettit) original, sexual, smirk
  • Poker in church (Jeff Garvas) heard it, smirk
  • Travel Tips (TRUE!) (D.M.) original, true, chuckle
  • stereotype of newsgroup poster (Marc Riese)) original, usenet, smirk
  • True Eclipse Humor (Christopher Pettus) topical, smirk, science
  • The successor of "Mother says she is not in." (Alexander Pruss) original, true, chuckle
  • The Computer--Nevermore (Roy H. Wells) smirk, computer
  • Aspiring hacker in the Oval Office (Denis Coskun) smirk
  • Computer hacker's response... (Michael Covington) computer, chuckle
  • More Chickens (Robby Robson) smirk
  • Re: Change bulb in sed? (Steven Van Lerberghe 42468) computer, smirk
  • Talk it over. (Robert Mokry) original, smirk
  • Election ploy (Clark) maybe
  • Illiteracy problem... (Eric Johnson) original, smirk
  • Fast Food Hold Up (Ken Mayer) original, smirk
  • Judges, Lawyers and Whales (Nicky Ranganathan) true, chuckle
  • Forbidden Zone #121 (Relative Value Ranking) (P Scannell) original, chuckle, computer
  • Government Biscuits (Danny Rothenberg) chuckle
  • Ass-kissing formletter (c559520%umcvmb.bitnet@utcs.utoronto.ca) original, smirk
  • Good Manners? (Andy McFadden) smirk
  • He has high hopes (Robert Hubbs) true?, smirk
  • Environmentally conscious Smurfs? (Geoffrey Welsh) sexual, smirk
  • 91q3/mastercard
  • Pee-Wee's Pee Wee Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) topical, sexual, chuckle
  • More from the one liner file (8/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • More from the one liner file (5/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • GTA Bible (ATTEBERY@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu) original, smirk, science
  • VOGONBALLS (Hobson's Choice 30-Aug-1991 1015) smirk
  • More from the one liner file (6/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • Conversation on a mountain top (Ken Johnson) smirk
  • Construction record (Mark Williams) smirk
  • stealing from the police (Ole Jorgen Maland) smirk, true
  • True Meaning of Aurora Borealis (Giles Morris) original, smirk, computer
  • safe government (GL250022@venus.yorku.ca) smirk
  • Ouboard Motor Statistics (CARASSO) (__ROGER CARASSO__) chuckle
  • More from the one liner file (10/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • MacHumor: How to handle Apple & how Apple handles you (Ian) smirk, computer
  • Codacyl to "A History of Math Education" (Ed Jones) smirk
  • New use for a chess clock (Arthur P. Goldberg)) smirk, true, original
  • More from the one liner file (4/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • More from the one liner file (9/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • (Un-)fortunate timing (Seth Breidbart) topical, smirk
  • Magic and his Johnson (Thomas B Boutell) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Michael Jackson Video (Bruce B. Harper) topical, smirk
  • Internet novices (guy@minster.york.ac.uk) usenet, chuckle
  • unix PIDs (E. Brown) computer, smirk
  • What are the lawyers doing to the computer industry? (paulo@eik.ii.uib.no) smirk, computer
  • "I've Lost My Lobby Money" (Scott Cromar) smirk
  • The difference between a friend and a best friend (Andrew Peter Anselmo) chuckle
  • When I was in the military... (That Guy) chuckle
  • George Wallace (Brian Odom) smirk
  • 91q4/allgirls (Tom Kreitzberg) topical, smirk, sexual, original
  • Grab bag -- msgs from other categories (Walkin Dude) chuckle, sick
  • Quote -- Grad school angst (Jack Greenbaum) chuckle
  • Dick jokes (Buck in Fla.) chuckle, sexual
  • Bionic Flea! (Mike Gallenstein) original, smirk
  • Biosphere 2, a step in a new direction (Raymond Chen) chuckle
  • Dry tip ... (Hobson's Choice 30-Sep-1991 2035) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • Cabbie One-Liner (Daniel H. Miller) smirk
  • Questionnaire for humans (and their owners) (Mike@sdl.mdcbbs.com) original, maybe
  • Unwed farmer's son's big win & discovery (JENSEN@ilp.mit.edu) chuckle
  • Bumper Stickers (JS_ELDER) smirk
  • Electronic lovers ... (Hobson's Choice 11-Oct-1991 2040) computer, sexual, smirk
  • A guy walked into a bar.... (Alex) smirk
  • He said it... (Dan Platt) smirk, topical
  • DEC news report (Nick Andrew) computer, smirk
  • Basic rules for driving in Boston (JBOLOGNA@bentley.bitnet) smirk
  • Drinking and Driving (Dale Larson) chuckle
  • Data Structures, CS 220 (Veteran of the Psychic Wars) smirk, computer
  • The Inter-Dwarf Memo (E-mail) Service (John F Stoffel) swearing, smirk
  • Future of Supercomputing (Charlie Reiman) computer, smirk
  • This really happened in church... (Blackmore) true, chuckle
  • Drinking and driving (David Jenkins) chuckle, true
  • OFFENSIVE religious jokes (Lori) funny
  • Software vs. silverware (Bob Kanefsky) original, computer, chuckle
  • The woes of being a grease monkey (Hobson's Choice 28-Nov-1991 1630) chuckle, sexual
  • xmas.c (Evan Leibovitch) topical, computer, smirk
  • Cheap at half the price (Peter van der Linden) computer, smirk
  • tv brown (Eric C. Olson) chuckle
  • worry worry worry! (Terrance A. Stedman) heard it, sexual, chuckle
  • Class struggle (Keith Lewis) sexual, smirk
  • Geography of Womanhood (Dave Chamberlin) sexual, sexual stereotypes
  • German generations (Brandon S. Dewberry) chuckle
  • If I had two (Tim Cheung) chuckle, sexual
  • Selection of golf jokes ... (Hobson's Choice 13-Oct-1991 0551) chucile
  • Small change ... (Hobson's Choice 30-Sep-1991 2039) sexual, chuckle
  • Macintosh vs. IBM (Steve Kroese) original, maybe, computer
  • Fart'n me, madame (Hobson's Choice 30-Oct-1991 1538) chuckle, scatological
  • Bad Idea (Mike Boyers) chuckle, true
  • Hubble cocktail (--Arild.) chuckle, science
  • golfing (cak@inel.gov) true, chuckle
  • Bridge with the Colonel's wife (Dave Dodson) funny
  • Learning Inhibitions (Don Sterk) original, chuckle, science
  • ARE YOU AN INTERNET NERD? (Sarah L Lewis) computer, original, funny
  • Poor Clarence Thomas (Scott Woodson) chuckle, offensive to ?, original
  • LJBF meets the LBJ (Richard Murnane) chuckle, original
  • Another Judge Thomas Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) various, digest
  • Dan Quayle comeback (Paul Stacy) smirk
  • Oh Kennedy, oh Kennedy (Scott Cromar) topical, smirk, original
  • Licentious License (Robert Mokry) original, smirk, swearing
  • answer to spouse question (skantar) chuckle, sexual stereotypes
  • Which gender is in trouble? (Robert McArthur) true, smirk
  • More questions kids ask (Topher Eliot) chuckle
  • Re:More, perhaps less, Interesting Movie Combos (Jean Cook) chuckle, original
  • Viola Jokes (Daniel M. Alt) smirk, EDIT THIS
  • New name for Political correctness (Bryan Wolf) smirk
  • U.S./Canada T-shirt (Pierre Savoie) smirk
  • Willy gets off quickly... (lee@puck.mport.com) topical, chuckle, original
  • "I'm not here now..." (John F Stoffel) computer, chuckle
  • Willy gets off... (lee@puck.mport.com) topical, chuckle, original, sexual
  • That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. (Jeffrey Davis) smirk, pun
  • A brief comparison (Anand) original, computer, smirk
  • Perfect P.C. day. (Walkin Dude) smirk
  • Ph.D. screening exam parody (James Elliott) original, maybe, computer
  • A more efficient way to flame (Daniel Barrett) original, usenet, smirk
  • Why go to med school? (Frederick Wamsley) heard it, chuckle
  • 25 things done during Prev. Maint. (Andy Pippin) computer, smirk
  • Offensive to lawyers (Frederick Wamsley) original, sick, smirk
  • Lunchtime humor (Josh_Cohen@3mail.3com.com) chuckle
  • The Cause of Code Rot (Robert Bernecky) smirk
  • Programmer's Drinking Song (TLS@uvmadmin.bitnet) computer, smirk, heard it
  • A Humorous Look at Statistical Physics (Generator) science, smirk
  • Humorous real-life events (Dean) chuckle, true
  • Doctor puts down vet (Richard Murnane) chuckle
  • Getting infants to sleep (Andy Oakland) funny
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #326-350 (Steve Kinzler) various
  • Side affect of an infinite universe (Robert Smart) chuckle, science
  • Video Trouble (Akiva Michelson) funny, true
  • It's not Carrier Pigeon IP, but it's close. (marc@athena.mit.edu) usenet, smirk
  • Radio Shack Q&A (Don't drink and park -- accidents cause people!) original, laugh
  • Senator Bono? (Lazlo Nibble) funny
  • MOTHER murphy's laws: (seth tepfer) sexual, chuckle
  • New Genre of Smilies (Bryan Wolf) sexual, smirk, original
  • Softball vs. Sex (Scott Bobo) smirk, sexual, original
  • Teetotallar's ST drinking game (David Mason) original, smirk
  • Inspired by a broken air conditioner (Bob Montante) computer, smirk
  • importance of communication (Shih-ping Spencer Sun) smirk
  • 90 yr Old Groom-to-be knows how (Hobson's Choice 30-Oct-1991 1533) sexual, smirk
  • What if I die first? (Michelle Lassagne) chuckle, heard it
  • Brain Damage Quiz (Gary Partain) smirk
  • Latest Sun and IBM announcements (Chuck Musciano) computer, smirk, original
  • Sweater joke (Rodney) sexual, smirk
  • programmer's model of the user (Steven.Maker@dartmouth.edu) original, computer, chuckle
  • organic medicine (John Macdonald) funny, sexual
  • Book your own talk show (tsw@johana.UUCP) chuckle
  • The Tax Man (dbreiden@mentor.cc.purdue.edu) smirk
  • where the hell is carmen san diego? (Andrew Tannenbaum) topical, chuckle, true
  • temporary measures (David Sherman) smirk
  • my funny story (Libby Keenan) true, chuckle, computer
  • Vogonballs (Hobson's Choice 25-Oct-1991 0709) chuckle
  • Obscure physics joke. (Nicholas Weaver) chuckle, science
  • Wauism, the Computer-Aided Religion (CAR) (Dave LeTang) chuckle
  • A Ship at sea... (JBOLOGNA@bentley.bitnet) smirk
  • Literalism (Georgy) scatological, smirk
  • A smooth talker (Peter Hickey) original, true, chuckle
  • The break-up of the Soviet Union (smb@ulysses.att.com) topical, chuckle
  • Train station analogy (brook@mailbox.age.msu.edu) computer, chuckle, original
  • Dining (LIEBMAN,ERICA JILL) chuckle
  • The Wizard of Zone (P Scannell) original, computer, maybe
  • Re: stereotype of newsgroup poster (Michael) true, smirk
  • horrible pun on softdrink names (David Czarnecki) chuckle, pun, sexual
  • A desirable state to be in? (Mark Lubratt) smirk
  • A real computer for the masses. (Rodentia) sick, smirk
  • "Without Eternal Vigilance, It Could Happen Here." -- Joe Bob Briggs (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) smirk
  • Languages progress (Mike Faber) computer, smirk, original
  • Olsen's Standard Book of Birds -- Ontario Version (Ken Braithwaite) smirk
  • TV cable trouble (Michael Covington) smirk, original
  • From Midwich? (Bruce Reznick) smirk, original
  • NYC Marathon (gaynor@brushfire.rutgers.edu) sexual, smirk
  • That's Amoray (Terry Morris) original, smirk, pun
  • Some original LBJs (mycroft@gnu.ai.mit.edu) computer, smirk
  • trains and workstations (Frederick W Wheeler) chuckle
  • Gross, true story (Terry Morris) original, gross, gross, chuckle
  • Top Ten quotes from LISA V (Andrew Arensburger - RMS) topical, computer, smirk, true
  • walking and chewing gum (Dan Everhart) smirk, gross
  • Long Dong Silver rides again (Andy McFadden) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Judge Thomas Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) various, digest, sick, sexual stereotypes
  • tickets (Ray Deonandan) sexual, smirk
  • Political PS (Terry.Bygate@columbiasc.ncr.com) topical, smirk, computer
  • Coup Leader's Handbook (Robert Plamondon) smirk, topical
  • The Bachelorette Of The VLSI World (inder@ichips.intel.com) maybe, computer
  • jokes - more interesting? movie combos (Caveat Emptor 30-Aug-1991 0846) smirk
  • Gorby's Yellow Ribbon (Edward H. Gornish) chuckle, topical
  • An introduction to political correctness (Jamie R. McCarthy) chuckle
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #301-325 (Steve Kinzler) various
  • Headlines (khushro@zip.eecs.umich.edu) smirk
  • More from the one liner file (1/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • More from the one liner file (3/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • More from the one liner file (2/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • More from the one liner file (7/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • More from the one liner file (11/11) (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual
  • Auto Execs in Japan (Gary Jackoway) topical, true, smirk
  • Michaelangelo Virus (Doug Krause) topical, computer, chuckle, original
  • Blind Justice (original) (Jamie R. McCarthy) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Bush Upchuck Digest (funny-request@looking.on.ca) various, digest
  • New Nintendo Game (Scott Novack) topical, original, funny
  • David Duke's Campaign Slogan (Joe Block) topical, smirk
  • THE TWELVE BUGS OF CHRISTMAS (Pat Scannell) topical, computer, smirk
  • Truth is stranger than fiction (John C Green Jr) chuckle, true
  • Amazing Grace (David Chesler) topical, computer, chuckle, sad, original
  • New Man At IBM (307) 766-3663/3668) topical, computer, chuckle
  • you WILL like our service, (David Bremner) true, chuckle
  • David Duke / Oliver North in '92 (Stephen Steir) topical, smirk, pun
  • Coincidence? (Joe Neff) topical, original, chuckle
  • Kennedy's Will Smith (Harry) sexual, chuckle, topical
  • Excerpt from the Pragma Paige Confirmation Hearings (Pat Scannell) topical, original, chuckle
  • Yugoslavia Light Bulb Joke (Michael Glass@Fermilab) topical, smirk
  • Maxwell's silver hammer (Nicholas J. Simicich) topical, pun, smirk
  • Soviet Liquidation Sale (Stephen Joseph Smith) topical, chuckle
  • How to solve the US trade deficit with Japan (Dave Bakken) topical, chuckle, original
  • George's snappy answer (Michael Assels) topical, funny, original
  • A new motel slogan (?) (John T Kohl) topical, smirk
  • JapanBashing (Kevin King) topical, smirk, true
  • Barbie and Ken (Jeremy M. Schneider) chuckle, sexual
  • Barriers To Entry (Steve Simmons) smirk
  • Bank of Congress (Lee Crocker) topical, smirk
  • cleaner competition (gnat!trilo@nsscmail.att.com) chuckle
  • story(1) (Andrew Arensburger - RMS) unix, original, funny
  • Didn't see City Slickers, did she? (Donna Foster) smirk, heard it
  • The Search for Truth (or /bin/true revisited) (Frank Adelstein) maybe, computer
  • Mild Catholic humor (Clyde Rea) chuckle, heard it
  • 486SX vs. Cars (John Antypas) maybe, computer
  • Bush loses to bingo (Mark E. Mallett) topical, smirk, true
  • Classify the professions (c h a k m a k) sexual, chuckle
  • Marriage proposal during bridge (Andrew Machan) original, maybe
  • Rancher joke (Erik Lode) sexual, smirk
  • bungee jumping and prostitutes (Calvin Wong) chuckle, sexual
  • How the big boys go shopping (Dan Zerkle) original, smirk, original
  • Computer-generated religion (JonathanR. Partington) maybe, computer
  • rubbergate (kvk@iexist.att.com) topical, smirk
  • Difference Between Intel Processors (John Antypas) computer, maybe
  • Going grey (Jim Palfreyman) original, smirk, sexual
  • funny CI's -- original (Phil True) chuckle, original
  • Cold calling (Walter V. Jeffries) smirk
  • The Fact HQ Studio Employment Quiz (darling@cellar.org) smirk, original
  • Eat it raw... (Brett K. Carver) smirk
  • Congressional Quicken (john gay) topical, original, smirk
  • Cucumbers vs Beer (Richard Murnane) chuckle, sexual, original
  • A saw this in comp.unix.wizards and thought it was funny (Warner Losh) usenet, chuckle
  • true, funny story (Allen Warren) smirk, sexual, true
  • date(6) get or set a date (Glen Overby) original, computer, maybe
  • Lessons from the William Kennedy Smith Trial (Bill Kinnersley) rot13, smirk, topical, rape joke
  • Politically correct Christmas carol (Adam Frix) chuckle
  • Caught in the Act (Edwin Hoogerbeets) true, funny
  • How to identify scientists (Scott Dorsey) science, chuckle, original
  • Re: The Software Blues (Fred Barrett) smirk
  • Anonymous sperm donors (Karl A. Nyberg) topical, original, chuckle
  • Bush on domestic issues (Paul Mailman) topical, smirk
  • Indian Driving Rules (was More Boston Driving Rules) (Brett Slocum) smirk
  • Elvis Stamp (Rick) topical, smirk
  • Joke (Steve Hooper) true, chuckle
  • A Thought (Ian Barkley) original, chuckle
  • Bush, Carey, and Buchannon (Phyllis Pugh) topical, chuckle
  • A Final Visit from Saint Nicholas (Hobson's Choice 23-Dec-1991 0957) chuckle
  • First Aid Hints (SWELTON@ESOC.bitnet) chuckle
  • Heard from an IBMer (Belgarath the Sorcerer) computer, topical, chuckle
  • Robert Maxwell (Nick Rothwell) topical, smirk
  • fortran purity test (Edward Vielmetti) smirk, computer
  • The "Manual" (Edwin Hoogerbeets) smirk, original, swearing
  • Buying houses (Kee Hinckley) true, smirk
  • Tyson joke (Darin Wilkins) topical, original, chuckle
  • GNU announced GNU GNURM! (Robert J Woodhead) maybe, computer
  • Best of intentions (JCHILDERS2) chuckle
  • Heard on Frontline about David Duke... (Andrew Hackard) topical, chuckle
  • Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Alan Waldock) computer, chuckle, true
  • Grandmother reasoning (Liz Arbittier/8-0750) chuckle, ethnic stereotypes
  • Mac vs. IBM, continued... (Xenu Galactic-Conqueror) original, smirk
  • A Solomonic Solution (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) smirk, sexual
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (_2-D PHOTOMETRY) true, smirk
  • Joke for rec.humor.funny (Jonathan Hayward) smirk
  • elephants (Ray Deonandan) heard it, smirk
  • Little Johnny Gets Laid (Vincent V. Juodvalkis) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Einstein and VMS (dvd@eng.ufl.edu) heard it, smirk
  • Re: Horseshoes and Niels Bohr (Anand) true, science, smirk
  • Hubble Urban Legend (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) original, chuckle, science
  • Institute of Fuzzy Science and the Hubble Space Telescope (Todd A. Brun) science, chuckle
  • The Jerusalem virus (JonathanR. Partington) topical, maybe, original
  • Reliable, but .. (Rangaswamy Rajamanickam) true, funny
  • Who are they TALKING to? (Jim Prouty) smirk, true
  • Ted Kennedy getting married (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • Kerry Top Ten / Original (410) 290-6000) topical, smirk, original
  • Vaseline joke (but it's clean!) (Buffalo Bill) chuckle, sexual
  • Sick, disgusting lawyer jokes (Perry) chuckle, sick
  • Heisenberg and light bulbs (sebra@idt.unit.no) science, chuckle, original
  • Levi's Cancels Jackson Contract (Gregory Berigan) original, smirk
  • A Sad Life (Georgy) chuckle
  • Dow implants, topical, original (Soren) topical, chuckle, original
  • Radio Shack (Rodney Sinclair) chuckle
  • Mike Tyson (DICK) sexual, sick, smirk, topical
  • Compiler says 'Ack' (Ian Barkley) computer, smirk, swearing, true
  • UK view of US politics (Winja) topical, chuckle
  • malicious #defines (guy@minster.york.ac.uk) computer, original, funny
  • [Greg Moulton: movies and postmodern aesthetics.] (Jerry Sweet) maybe
  • P. J. O'Rourke quote (drugs) (Bruce Schuck -- bschuck@ais.ucs.sfu.ca) chuckle
  • Michelangelo Virus Hysteria Syndrome (James Ralston Crawford) topical, original, chuckle, computer
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #351-375 (Steve Kinzler) various
  • More Boston Driving Rules (Jim Sims and others) smirk
  • more viola jokes (WILLIADK%IUBACS.bitnet@uicvm.uic.edu) smirk
  • The Christmas Story a la Brooklyn ... (Hobson's Choice 23-Dec-1991 0949) smirk
  • News from Moscow (Huangxin Wang) smirk, original
  • Psychiatrist Joke (bbking!rmarks@prc.unisys.com) chuckle
  • A letter to Microsoft (Bob Kirkpatrick) smirk, original
  • Build a better mousetrap (original) (EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu) smirk
  • Four-part invention (larry@bbn.com) smirk, swearing
  • Communications Problem (Ontological?) (John Leary) chuckle
  • Survey of opinions regarding opinion surveys (Rob Slade) original, maybe, original, usenet
  • New prime number discovered (John Blasik) chuckle, true, science
  • Geraldo's Conquests (Pete Apple) smirk
  • Nine Types of Users (Sam Jones) original, original, funny, computer
  • US Navy (m89mph@ecs.oxford.ac.uk) true, funny
  • Bill Clinton (Charlie Richter) topical, smirk
  • Business Sense (S.BOYD3@genie.com) sexual, chuckle
  • On Xmas Eve... (Christopher Blaise) sexual, chuckle
  • Guns, useful for protection? (Gerry Wildenberg) chuckle
  • Original joke: Kerry on Clinton (EIVERSO@cms.cc.wayne.edu) topical, smirk, original
  • More video trouble (Thomas R Balent) true, chuckle
  • elephants (Ray Deonandan) chuckle
  • Physics Help (Ian Barkley) original, science, chuckle
  • reassuring the passengers [told to me as true] (ark@research.att.com) chuckle, true
  • A quick thought on Pregnancy (SAWYER LEIF A) smirk, sexual
  • Presidential candidates (Jason H. Elbaum) topical, smirk, original
  • SCRIPT I (fwd) (Mike Clark) chuckle
  • Close call, godly ... (Hobson's Choice 23-Jan-1992 1405) smirk
  • Make yourself a star (SWELTON%ESOC.bitnet) smirk
  • Recession (David Tice) smirk
  • 1992--the year in retrospective (topical) (trygve lode) original, chuckle
  • New Hampshire primary (Douglas Smith) topical, smirk, original
  • men, women, and roaches (true) (harris@grok73.columbiasc.ncr.com) true, chuckle
  • Democratic T-shirt (Harvey S Cohen) smirk
  • Bible Scholars reveal new findings (cak@inel.gov) chuckle
  • Carpentry 2 (Shahar Steiff) sexual, chuckle
  • A Japanese Christmas (sIR pATRICK OF bURKE) chuckle, true
  • Orbital Mechanics (pankaj@bu-pub.bu.edu) topical, true, science, smirk
  • Scrotum Self-Repair (Stephen Friedl) true, smirk
  • Man hijacks bus to go to California to see God (news item) (Bob Morris) topical, sick, chuckle
  • The Seven Deadly sins in the Modern World (Warwick Allison) original, chuckle
  • An evening at the bar... (Thomas W. Scroggins) hair stereotypes, smirk, heard it
  • The old hand and the horseshoe (Tim Bowden) smirk
  • Presidential advancement (Robert Russakoff) original, chuckle
  • Dow Corning Announces..... (Monte Bateman) topical, true, chuckle
  • Plate-licking dog joke (Augie Kuo) chuckle
  • new lightbulb joke (Benjamin E Delfin) sick, chuckle, original
  • Love your dog. (Fred J. E. Long) smirk, original
  • bathroom graffiti (travis@cs.rochester.edu) chuckle, true, nasty words
  • Confusion of the Politically Correct (SEGEL honna) smirk
  • Taxing the Supreme Court (Dan O'Neill) true, chuckle
  • Some people just don't like Texas (J. Brian Rigdon) smirk, regional stereotypes up the ying-yang
  • cowboys and indians (Donald E. Carver) chuckle
  • Bathroom Graffiti (John T. whelan) chuckle, true
  • More bogus computer legalisms (Lance Norskog) computer, chuckle
  • Hints on using your Stereo - original (Jarod Nash) original, chuckle
  • Campaign '92. (Vijay Rangarajan) topical, chuckle
  • True support story (Michael Taht) true, computer, chuckle
  • Tyson & yokel. (Booles) topical, sexual, chuckle, original
  • Breakthrough in male contraception (Jeffrey Hitchin) smirk, sexual
  • story(1) (Andrew Arensburger - RMS) Rating?
  • Unix vs. US Govt (lee@puck.mport.com) computer, chuckle, original
  • Urban legend humor (Peter Cherna) topical, smirk, original
  • USA Today Coverage of Outcome of Bush Visit to Japan (castor!kelem@uu.psi.com) chuckle
  • Extended Kill command (Claudio Calvelli) computer, unix, smirk, original
  • 1991 Unix support headlines (toad@cellar.org) unix, chuckle
  • PC men (Ken.Rosenblatt@a.gp.cs.cmu.edu) smirk
  • More Viola Jokes (Adam M Birnbaum) smirk
  • A Philosophical Truth (Ian Barkley) chuckle
  • the wax-job story. (RUSS FERRIDAY) smirk, sexual
  • Does anybody really know what time it is? (zook@server.cs.jhu.edu) smirk
  • Jewish Christmas Tree (Harry Dolan) chuckle
  • Bathroom Graffiti (Rand Whillock) chuckle
  • true, out of the mouths of babes (Chuck Herr) smirk
  • Crimson's Laws of Adventure (Lucas v.d. Berg) original, computer, chuckle
  • Say What? or: Why Johnny Still Can't Read or: I bet he has tenure (Mark Crispin) true, smirk, science
  • Anagrams *What's in a Name* (x91patrick2@gw.wmich.edu) smirk
  • More exam humor (Geoff Allen) chuckle, science
  • Re: Strange joke (Michael Ziemann) chuckle
  • Losers in Arizona Tourism Slogan Contest (Bob Morris) topical, smirk
  • MISSPELLED CHARACTORS (Joan Young) smirk
  • Pickup lines that just DON'T work. (Offensive) (Wayne Johnson) smirk, sexual, gross
  • The UK General Election (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, smirk
  • Hilary Clinton and Tammy Wynette (Michael S. Schiffer) smirk, topical
  • English Comedian (no, not an oxymoron!) (Peter Flodin.) topical, smirk
  • Typographer's Twiddle (SAMUEL GOLDSTEIN) chuckle, original
  • Clinton won't die (Mike Bray) topical, smirk
  • Judy & Charlie dolls (csh@ulysses.att.com) topical, original, chuckle
  • Excerpt from interview with "Spinal Tap" (James G. Acker) chuckle
  • Cow Pies & Democrats (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • Oddity in the Parking Structure (just noticed) (York H. Dobyns) true, chuckle
  • Wedding surprise? (sw@groucho.att.com) true, chuckle
  • Bush/Baseball (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • New Post Office Rules for Elvis (Jeffrey Hitchin) topical, chuckle
  • Bush campaign slogan (Desert Snit) (Tim Poston) original, chuckle, topical
  • President Bush Medical Clinic (John A. E. Kuner) smirk, topical
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (aberman@cs.washington.edu) true, chuckle
  • Complaints (Valentin Pepelea) topical, smirk
  • Great Chicago Flood (Bob Sloan) topical, smirk
  • A long Item (strange@cats.ucsc.edu) original, funny, long, computer
  • Celebrity Endorsements (Carol J. Botteron) smirk
  • How to take care of your disks (Tomas A. Perez) smirk, computer
  • CARPE -- The Other Party. (Stephen Tice) original, maybe, long
  • Grad Student Emotional Checklist (Sandeep Phadke) smirk, original
  • My Father's Wisdom (srt@aero.org) true, science, chuckle
  • Misuse of computer based thesaurus (NOEL) original, smirk
  • NEWS FLASH: Clinton Denies All Charges (Mark Murcko) topical, smirk, original
  • Re: Ross Perot: 4 East Pieces (David Esan) topical, smirk
  • Erectioneering. (Kirk W Goodwin) chuckle, topical
  • leafs (Ray Deonandan) smirk
  • 50 Ways to confuse a Roomate (John F Stoffel) laugh
  • The die is cast... (original) (John Rickert) topical, smirk, original
  • poor taste newsreading (carol) true, smirk
  • What's in a name? (David.Robinson@newcastle.ac.uk) true, chuckle, sexual
  • Bill Clinton (Allan Pratt) topical, chuckle
  • Engineering Top Ten List! (Patrick Tully) smirk
  • Top Ten Ways To Be Offensive at a Funeral (MCGARRAH%CITADEL.BITNET@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu) original, smirk, sick
  • 25 ways to cope with stree (Ellen Louise Parr) chuckle, heard it
  • Demonstration against verdict of Rodney King trial (Valentin Pepelea) topical, chuckle
  • YALJ (Yet Another Luge Joke) (R J Seebach) chuckle
  • Bush cites differences from Perot -- top ten differences (B.J. 05-Jun-1992 1144) topical, original, chuckle
  • One-liner (Ajay Shah) smirk, computer
  • A wee bit of whimsy (Sullivan) chuckle, original
  • Tyson Quote (ZZDEAN@lims05.lerc.nasa.gov) chuckle, topical
  • Sillygism (Stan Brown) smirk
  • Dan Quayle (Bruce Reznick) smirk
  • Dog of a joke (mathew sutherland) chuckle
  • Daylight Savings Time (Barry Hayes) topical, smirk
  • death spiral (George Tucker) smirk
  • One Last Primary Election Joke (Michael Edelman) original, smirk
  • More cold calling (Mean Green Dancing Machine) chuckle
  • the environmental president? (Monty Solomon) topical, smirk
  • Men & Women Created in the Image of God (Dan Vanderwerken) smirk
  • Famous actors (Geoff Kuenning) chuckle
  • Computer comparisons. (David Goodenough) true, smirk
  • Traffic joke (Doug Parker) smirk
  • Is There Someone Else? (Stan Brown) chuckle
  • When you've gotta go .. (Bean Anderson) funny, true
  • Bill Clinton (THE KING'S QUEST MASTER) topical, chuckle
  • Can't fly if you're Gay (David Van Couvering) funny, true?
  • Top ten reasons food is better than sex (Nick Sayer) smirk
  • FORTRAN (Thomas Koenig) smirk
  • Movies (ptaylor@airfarce.canada.sun.com) smirk
  • The most useful thing (Robert Kennedy Corell) chuckle, sexual, swearing
  • Spare some alternate reality? (John D. Irwin) true, smirk
  • Here's another one... (Dave Mueller) smirk, swearing, sexual
  • Re: LAPD acquittal... (Two things never trust: Politicians and angle trisectors.) topical, original, chuckle
  • Global Replace gone too far (Kate Gregory) true, computer, chuckle
  • CMU vs. Hell (Christopher Patrick Nelson) smirk
  • Daddy, is God a man or a woman? (Brian Gordon) smirk, true
  • It's knot what you think... (jneff@eniac.seas.upenn.edu) original, smirk, usenet
  • Another dog/plate joke (Joshua Smith) true, chuckle
  • It's a Scientific Lifestyle! (x3670) topical, smirk
  • Here We Go A-Looting.. (G.S.) topical, true, smirk
  • The Ukranian Parliament (Robin Burke) smirk
  • Hackers vs. Users (lee@puck.mport.com) original, smirk
  • Butch, the talking dog (Mike Kain) smirk, heard it, sexual
  • Choosing between a date or a Lecture (Jeff Knodel) pun, smirk, sexual
  • Freshman Physics and Heavy Boots (Richard Kershenbaum) true, science, smirk
  • 8 Year Old Son == Trouble (Nuno Paixao) smirk
  • A good pickup number. (Miles Duke) original, smirk, sexual
  • water quality (yana) heard it, chuckle
  • fifty ways to hose your code (deforest@sundae11.dab.ge.com) original, smirk, computer
  • More Mother/Son Embarrassment (Alistair Calder) heard it, smirk
  • Just like a Baby (allen@mail.cox.smu.edu) sexual, smirk
  • THE "STATE" OF IDAHO: THE CASE FOR OPEN DEBATE (J.D. Baldwin) smirk
  • Doctrine of divine stodginess (Timothy J. Rolfe) original, smirk
  • Instant body work (Paul Mailman) topical, smirk, pun
  • Karnak the Magnificent strikes again (Robert Carlin) topical, smirk
  • Outback child's first encounter (Reg Domaratzki) sexual, smirk
  • Dalmer and Kennedy (UIUC High energy physics Dept)) sick, chuckle, topical
  • Operation Mojave Desert Storm Digest (funnyr@clarinet.com) topical, various
  • kiss (Ray Deonandan) chuckle
  • Where are knock-knock jokes stored? (Janet M. Swisher) true, chuckle
  • Re: Grandmother reasoning (ScottTCB Turner) original, smirk
  • LA RIOT Bumper Stickers/T-SHirts. (Pat) topical, chuckle
  • cops convicted (Edward L. Rodriguez) topical, smirk, original
  • Academic life (JonathanR. Partington) original, smirk
  • Interview Questions (Richard V. Nash) chuckle, true
  • High finance (John R. Levine) chuckle
  • Rodney King/LA looting (T.W.SPINRAD@genie.com) topical, smirk
  • original, fairly topical, Dow Implants (Soren) smirk, original
  • American workers and Japan (Stepan Riha) true, smirk
  • Please leave a at the sound of the message... (David Mcfadzean) chuckle, original
  • Original (Arne Knudson) computer, chuckle
  • frenchman (Ray Deonandan) heard it, smirk, sexual
  • Vive le difference (Jeff Cole) true, smirk
  • Marconi (gwp@globe.edrc.cmu.edu) smirk
  • 3 Marines on an Island Joke (RICH MCGEE) sick, smirk
  • topical, smirk (Tony Turrin) smirk
  • Memo, memo, who's got the memo? (H. Alan Montgomery) smirk, true, computer
  • Look before you post (dmuntz@zip.eecs.umich.edu) computer, usenet, smirk
  • michealangelo virus (YSAN0048@vm1.yorku.ca) computer, chuckle
  • Hypochondria (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) chuckle
  • Fairy-tale canidacy (JX655C@gwuvm.gwu.edu) topical, smirk
  • basketball Play by Play (fixed continuity error - replaces earlier) (1/3 of Evil Queen Xanxia) original, maybe
  • hotel instructions (Lance R. Bailey) smirk, true
  • Star Trek Fantasy (Roger Lustig) pun, smirk
  • March is Brian Mulroney Month (Anthony DeBoer) chuckle, topical
  • We'll get around to it (Donald P Perley) chuckle
  • The nub of the problem (Bill Venables) chuckle
  • Beer vs The Net (Ravi Raj) usenet, smirk
  • Lightbulb - original (ljw@nacjack.gen.nz) chuckle, computer
  • Language clubs (Jeff Knodel) smirk
  • Happened here (Bill Kennedy) chuckle, true
  • shit (Ray Deonandan) chuckle, scatological
  • Actual subject line from rec.food.veg (Neel K. Jain) chuckle
  • There is justice (Shuford Dobson) chuckle, true
  • Another Elvis stamp joke (Gregory T. Byrd) topical, smirk
  • Olympic Top 20 Ammendum (The Fugitive) topical, chuckle, true
  • taking software testing to a new dimension (George Feil) original, computer, true, smirk
  • A big 2 on the Pizza Meter (prang@ssc-bee.boeing.com) true, chuckle
  • Best of Usenet Oracularities #376-400 (Steve Kinzler) various
  • Topical, original variation on old pun (07-May-1992 1503) topical, smirk, original
  • Ross Perot: 4 East Pieces (mad5c@birch.cs.virginia.edu) topical, smirk
  • Supermarket Choices (Joe Schwartz) chuckle
  • Two Arabs and a Jew on a Plane (Brian Switzer) heard it, smirk
  • Perot Taco (Phil Corless) topical, smirk
  • More LA Riots (Geoff Kuenning) topical, heard it, chuckle
  • U.S. Constitution 101 (Ian Gent) original, topical, smirk
  • Scientific practical jokes, original (Joseph T. Devlin) original, smirk, science
  • Polls (original) (JonathanR. Partington) topical, smirk
  • Power Users II (Richard Murnane) smirk, computer
  • Dahmer's Real Motive (David E. Wallace) topical, chuckle, sick, original
  • Bill Clinton (LT J.D. Baldwin) topical, chuckle
  • At Least Murphy Brown Can Spell! (hoey@husc.harvard.edu) topical, true, smirk
  • Quorum (original) (Stephen P. Marting) original, smirk
  • Irrational Fears (Darin Johnson) smirk
  • More Bathroom Graffiti (Odd Terje Lundboe) chuckle
  • Real Cyberpunks Don't eat quiche. (Pat) smirk, rot13, offense=homosexuals, Cliff Stoll
  • the recession explained! [original] (Matthew L. Ginsberg) original, chuckle
  • Oh my Bob! An irrelevant posting in alt.religion.computers! (mike begley) original, usenet, smirk, original
  • heard it, chuckle... (I've got a brain-- and I'm not afraid to use it!) topical, smirk
  • A Fad That Pains the Ears (Richard Kershenbaum) true, chuckle
  • If the brain's a computer, what's the operating system? (MCGARRAH%CITADEL2.BITNET@ncsuvm.cc.ncsu.edu) computer, funny
  • Message to Clinton (JANDREWS@brownvm.brown.edu) original, smirk, topical
  • Satellite repair suggestions (I GRADUATED, and there's a 75% chance YOU DIDN'T! Haha!) topical, chuckle
  • More Phone Jokes (Grig Larson) true, chuckle, original
  • OOP (Object Oriented Politics) (Satya Prabhakar) topical, maybe, original
  • Tyson Sentence (Andy Sherman) topical, funny
  • As time goes by (I feel like a juggler running out of hands) original, chuckle
  • original, computers, sex (m90rjw@ecs.oxford.ac.uk) computer, chuckle, sexual
  • delicacy (Ajit Rasiah) smirk
  • Humble origins (ACC.EWV@valpo.bitnet) true, smirk
  • Ross Perot deals with the pubic (Tracy Larrabee) topical, funny
  • Colds and Flu season... (Douglas McCorison) original, computer, smirk, pun
  • Bush tours LA (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • Love Me, Love My Cadaver . . . (anonymous@hmivax.humgen.upenn.edu) original, chuckle
  • Elevator Babies (John B. Batzel) funny, sexual
  • 1-900-ALL-UNIX (Jon Deutsch) original, computer, sexual, smirk
  • George Bush - comedian??? (Dale Cook) topical, smirk
  • Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton (Alan R. Spies) chuckle
  • My hero - humorous speech (Jerome Nantel) smirk
  • Dining in L.A. (Tom Kreitzberg) topical, sick, chuckle
  • New group (guy@minster.york.ac.uk) maybe, usenet
  • The Tao Te Ching - A new, modernized, translation (Jeffrey Sorensen) original, chuckle, computer
  • A Taxing Subject (Ilana Stern) topical, smirk
  • The IRS tax form (Brett K. Carver) topical, chuckle
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (Scott) chuckle, topical
  • 1040 (Real) EZ (Satya Prabhakar) topical, smirk
  • Frantic father-to-be (EED1::WEHR) chuckle
  • King vs Clinton (Haym Hirsh) topical, original, smirk
  • Canadian Senate Shenanigans (smd@uunet.ca) chuckle, true
  • An ad for TownBank (original) (joel@jellotrees.esd.sgi.com) original, chuckle
  • Missed Opportunity if you ask me (swells@triton.unm.edu) true, smirk
  • Rodney King (Mike Ciaraldi) topical, smirk, original
  • USENET user's quiz (Arthur Delano) usenet, chuckle
  • U.S. election, as we see it in the U.K. (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, smirk
  • Standard Usenet Reply Form (John Lundberg) usenet, smirk, original
  • New methods of contraception (ron javor) smirk, sexual
  • Cuomo's legacy? (David K. Bradley) topical, smirk
  • old (Ray Deonandan) chuckle
  • Dining Etiquette 101 (James G. Acker) funny
  • cherry (Ray Deonandan) chuckle
  • Re: A Philosophical Truth (Ronnie Kon) smirk
  • Inflation Russian-style (Robin Burke) smirk
  • King verdict (Dave Peyton) topical, chuckle
  • The EPA... (Cindy Tittle Moore) smirk
  • Japanese work ethic (lefaivre@sun.lclark.edu) chuckle, sick
  • Solution to Parents (Steven List) chuckle
  • definition of ADA (CEB- Lord High Executioner) computer, original, smirk
  • Revenge on airlines (Dave Rahdert) smirk
  • Prince gets his own back (Steve J Lacey) topical, chuckle
  • Crank Call, true (Larry Lopez) true, chuckle
  • Awareness Awareness Week (David B. Carr) smirk
  • realistic baby dolls (Janis Maria Cortese) chuckle
  • It's not easy being a dick (pete@ctbilbo.UUCP) heard it, sexual, smirk
  • Funny things in my new lease (Sonja Kueppers) true, smirk
  • Bank rate joke (Allott P R) topical, smirk
  • The INfamous Bernoulli Trials (Bill Kinnersley) smirk, science
  • How to fix the social security problem (Stephen Friedl) topical, chuckle
  • Old but Funny -- Gas vs. Electric (E. Allen Brown) true, chuckle
  • Charles Keating CD Club (Sanjiv Narayan) original, chuckle
  • Back to School Trauma (Geoff Allen) topical, true, smirk
  • Hurricane Humor (Kevin Jim) topical, maybe, original
  • More political light bulb jokes (Jonathan Gardner) topical, smirk, original
  • political - light bulb jokes. (Andrew Ford) topical, smirk
  • Bush's Recession (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) chuckle, topical
  • Tennesse Valley Authority (Tom Wallace, JSB Corp.) chuckle
  • Practical Jokes (=-Styropun-=) chuckle, true
  • Brightness knob has no effect on user (Robyn Stewart) computer, true, chuckle
  • Why did the chicken... (Malcolm Mead) smirk, rot13
  • Clinton in LA (John Felton) smirk
  • Slogans composed during Republican National Convention (original) (hsu@blaze.cs.jhu.edu) topical, smirk
  • Sri Lankan arrested for carrying condom (true story) (Dale Skiba) true, smirk
  • "Conventional" anagrams (Mike Morton) topical, smirk
  • No room for fair use? (Adam Tilghman) true, chuckle
  • History of the United States (dhyatt@leland.stanford.edu) original, chuckle
  • Core dump blues (Bilder) computer, chuckle
  • Core Dump Blues (Greg Boyd)
  • Olympics (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, chuckle
  • The Normalcy of Living in Drainage Culverts (Anthony DeBoer) urban legend, smirk
  • Crash and Burn (Jeff Deeney) original, chuckle
  • Original, Science humor (John Voigt) smirk, science
  • Republican Dance Music (Greg Kimura) topical, smirk, original
  • Yet anudder Dan Quayle joke (snm@cc.gatech.edu) original, smirk, computer
  • What is ia a time? (baldwa@adobe.com) smirk, computer
  • Astrophysical punniness (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) original, chuckle
  • Top Ten Reasons for P5 delays (Paul Israel) topical, original, computer, chuckle
  • Elections (original) (Dave O'Shea) funny
  • Kerpow! Kerpow! -- Take that!!! (Larry Emmett) maybe
  • How far are your doo-dads from the end of your big thing? (RMONTGOMERY@bat.bates.edu) chuckle, sexual
  • Pavlov's failure (Address-Lost) smirk
  • New OS for PC (Monte Bateman) topical, computer, smirk
  • Dream Team Drinking Game (topical) (Chuck Hellier) topical, chuckle
  • A definate handicap (814) 867-8002) true, chuckle
  • Women drivers (stereotype) (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) original, heard it, smirk
  • Candidate Combination (Thomas Colthurst) original, smirk
  • Sleep Deprivation (Debbie D. Harden) original, smirk, science
  • Dolly Parton a dumb blond? (record@force.ssd.lmsc.lockheed.com) smirk
  • EMACS (Shubhendu Sekhar Mukherjee) smirk, computer
  • difference between hardware and software engineers (Bob Morris) original, sexual, computer, chuckle
  • Another Texas case (Lawrence Allen Hite) sick, chuckle
  • Top 9 list (Austin Phelps) smirk
  • Why Ross Might Run (Steve Wolf) topical, smirk
  • Gore Predicts America's Downfall (Jeff Lee) topical, smirk, true
  • Acres of Discount Family Values (original) (Michael Glass at Fermilab) topical, original, chuckle
  • Woody Allen: Lay off, already! (Larry Denenberg) topical, chuckle
  • US Post Office new Elvis' stamp....... (Felipe Hervias) chuckle
  • Hereditary diseases (Fred Rick) smirk
  • fear of flying (Anthony Shipman) true, chuckle
  • It hard to be politically correct (Bob Matthews) chuckle, true
  • Preparing For That Final: A Pass-It-Yourself Guide (OPERATOR) smirk
  • funny message (Alvin Leung) true, chuckle
  • Re: dade county fixup (peter honeyman) topical, smirk
  • Heavy Boots (partee@iastate.edu) science, true, smirk
  • Far Right version of Bill of Rights (Larry Fishbach) topical, original, chuckle
  • Ross Perot's Cabinet (David Child 312 281-3020 and 996-0110) topical, smirk
  • What's the difference... (Ronnie B. Kon) topical, smirk
  • Clinton's affair (Marc Sabatella) topical, maybe
  • Bumper Stickers (==> J. David) chuckle
  • marx (Ray Deonandan) maybe
  • Par for the course (Thomas Galloway) chuckle
  • Quayle's nemesis (Scott Huddleston) topical, chuckle
  • Clinton's running mate (Steve Robert) topical, chuckle
  • Apologies to Winston Churchill (John Moore) computer, smirk
  • Suspicious network connections (Gene Spafford) smirk
  • Hurricane Andrew (Keith Thompson @pulsar) topical, smirk, original
  • Sears Auto Repair's New Slogan (Bruce Kasrel) topical, smirk
  • Sunday school & kids (Rob Dar-Woon) smirk
  • Saturday night at the Amnesiacs Hospital (Daniel Sleator) original, chuckle
  • Tallest Men Club (UK) (Richard Leake) funny, sexual
  • Best code in a .h file (Warner Losh) computer, smirk
  • Operation Backbacon (prichard@devon.larc.nasa.gov) smirk
  • how much for the presidency? (bowe@osf.org) topical, smirk
  • Fatal difference (Doug Sewell) true, computer, chuckle
  • Precise Language Usage (John DeCarlo) chuckle
  • possibly original layoff poem (Bert Campbell) smirk
  • USL v. BSDI lawsuit (John Robert LoVerso) topical, computer, smirk
  • Legal advice... (Mike Myers) original, chuckle
  • A funny thing happened on the way to the financial aid office (Joe Carlin) chuckle
  • Dear.... Who? (Bob Kirkpatrick) topical, smirk
  • To wait or not to wait (Mark Anbinder) smirk
  • Marion Barry and drugs (J. Mark Noworolski) topical, smirk
  • Hypothetical USL memo (Bryan Ford) topical, computer, smirk, original
  • who's who, and why (Thomas Hyer) topical, smirk
  • a joke (Fluffhead) smirk
  • Steelworkers chant. True. (Gregg_Podnar@globe.edrc.cmu.edu) topical, smirk
  • NFL and Moving Super Bowl (william a dowling) topical, chuckle
  • More on "Real Cyberpunks" (William Keleher) original, chuckle, followup
  • Musical Pick-up puns ("JANE R. RING") pun, smirk, original, sexual
  • Wishful Thinking (Allen R Sparks) chuckle
  • penis naming (Edward L. Rodriguez) smirk, sexual
  • NEED HELP FAST !!!!!!!!! (Steve Baur) original, computer, smirk
  • A good salesman and farmer's daughter joke (Bob Shew) sexual, chuckle
  • Are You a Geek? (Steve Connelly) original, funny, computer
  • The Emperor's New Sonnet (Virgilio Velasco) smirk
  • Bye Bye New Mexico (jramacha@nmsu.edu) smirk, original, regional stereotypes
  • George Bush's inadequacies (Andrew Pearlman) topical, smirk, original
  • Bushisms and beyond (David J Lanznar) topical, smirk, original
  • Fabrikant (Steve Chapin) topical, sick, smirk
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • Material from the one-liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various
  • these are all mine... (Kevin W McAuley) original, chuckle
  • Usenet Oracle (Warranty on RHF) (Mike Engelhardt) unrated
  • New publication (Malcolm L. Carlock) computer, smirk
  • General Test For Open Systems (Steve Simmons) computer, smirk
  • Annual overachievers' contest (Bill Kennedy) topical, smirk
  • Expectancy, smoking (Darryl Parry) smirk
  • Market Penetration (original) (Ned Danieley) original, smirk, sexual
  • Occult of Personality (Dave Decot) topical, smirk
  • Perot's short list for VP (David Child 312 281-3020 and 996-0110) topical, smirk
  • PER*T (Dave Landis) topical, smirk
  • Perot's Swan Song (Alex Ridgway) topical, maybe, original
  • No known cures... (David Lesher) topical, smirk, original
  • The Pope's tumour (guy@minster.york.ac.uk) topical, sick, offense=catholics, smirk
  • Magic Johnson (Graeme/Guff) sick, rot13
  • Egged on your face, Rabbi. (Steven Abrams) smirk
  • Quotes from a true Noble man. (jonesr2@rpi.edu) chuckle, true
  • Job Interview pointers.... (david d `zoo' zuhn) original, chuckle
  • Pigs have wings, too... (Steve Langer) true, chuckle
  • Jokes from Reagan's speech: Thomas Jefferson (Thomas Arneberg) topical, funny
  • Woody Allen (Steve Golson) topical, smirk
  • short, old-topical (Jim Delgrande) smirk
  • Ross Perot (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • Ken Olson goofed! (Franklin Davis) topical, computer, smirk
  • Bush (George) jokes (The Dog) chuckle
  • claus (Ray Deonandan) sexual, chuckle, heard it
  • Science and the Stars (voros@physics.monash.edu.au) true, chuckle, science
  • construction site joke (Alan Chamberlain) original, smirk
  • Woody Allen (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • How to get around arrogant executives (Doug Moran) true, smirk
  • IBM VM Joke (Scott Hammer) computer, chuckle
  • RULES FOR THE SELECTION OF PASSWORDS (Frans Meulenbroeks) computer, chuckle
  • Remote Shredding Available (Tony Facca) computer, smirk, original
  • The Budget Mess (Kyle Haight) topical, smirk
  • George Bush says he should not be re-elected (Jeremy G) topical, true, smirk
  • Spelling chequer woes (Alan Munn) computer, chuckle
  • "...and now I are one." (Michael Glass at Fermilab) topical, smirk
  • U.S. Dept. of Health and Human Services Message (Kartik Subbarao) true, computer, chuckle
  • Ture Story (smirk!) (Jo Meachem) true, chuckle
  • I vant to suck your blood... (Tina) original, chuckle
  • YASS (yet another Sun spinoff) (Patrick J. Flynn) computer, smirk
  • Definition of a supercomputer (Alan Munn) chuckle, computer
  • Clinton at Tandem (Mark Whiteside) topical, computer, smirk, original
  • And In The U.S., They're Forced To Buy Retail (M. Burtch--Specialist in Courier Font) original, computer, chuckle
  • Are you a Techno-Dweeb ? (RITTERBUS001@WCSUB.CTSTATEU.EDU) original, chuckle, computer
  • The juvenile sea squirt... (Thomas A. Bartlett) chuckle
  • A Toast - "To Space" (Ulysses Sherman) sexual, smirk
  • Olympic TV coverage - original (Rand Whillock) topical, smirk
  • clean limerick (Hillel Markowitz) chuckle
  • Stay Tuned! (David Lesher) topical, maybe
  • The ABCs of Unix (John Hagerman) chuckle, computer
  • The dangers of unplanned X (Phil.Richards@prg.oxford.ac.uk) computer, smirk, original
  • Smart software... (Harpal Chohan) usenet, smirk
  • Top 10 uses for My Boyfriends Computer (Cliff Lee) original, chuckle, computer
  • Kids say the darndest of things (Kartik Subbarao) original, true, computer, chuckle
  • new marketing buzzword (Greg Rose) chuckle, original
  • Flies and Von Neumann (William C. Haga) smirk
  • closet (Shahar Steiff) chuckle, sexual
  • Sheer Hell (William Dye) smirk
  • FBI reacts to Intelsat difficulties (Ron Rivest) true, computer, chuckle
  • Not Quite Wright (Steve Connelly) original, funny
  • Pinging for the fjorks (Mark Brader) original, chuckle, computer
  • lightbulb (again) (Greg Wilson) religious stereotypes, chuckle
  • Einstein and the mob (Jim Richard) chuckle
  • One from Fred Greenlee (Bob Kirkpatrick) sexual stereotypes, smirk
  • Dan Quayle Quote... (i palindrome i) topical, smirk
  • Car Etiquette for the '90s (Jeff Wilkinson) smirk
  • A thought. (Hindu, smirk) (MACKINNON@osse.nrl.navy.mil) original, smirk
  • VERY short phone conversation (Mark Nutter) original, smirk
  • Simulating life in the coast guard (Greg Creedon) funny
  • U.nfortunately, S.till A.llegheney I.n R.eality (Larry Fishbach) chuckle, true
  • Genetic Engineering (Robert Blumenfeld) original, smirk
  • the mobster's trial (D. C. WINTERS - 230 DLH LAB EMPLOYEE) heard it, smirk
  • The 12-Hour Saga of...Dave (Dascher@drew.drew.edu, Carolyn) true, chuckle
  • Bean towne geography (Tim Hall) smirk, true
  • US vs. Yugoslavian Baksetball team (snm@cc.gatech.edu) sick, smirk
  • Baseball Statistic (Lance Fortnow) maybe
  • More Cold Sales Call Humor (ODIN::CARTER) smirk
  • Food for thought (Rob Scott) smirk
  • usenet mail (Deleted) heard it, smirk
  • Apples and Swine (original) (Stephen P Spackman) chuckle
  • Wouldn't you rather drive a Buick? (Steve South) chuckle
  • Sweepstakes from Hell (Drew Cheng) smirk
  • A really useful error message (Jeffrey V. Butera) smirk, computers, true
  • MIS-adventures of Pops Kringle (Daniel P Dern) topical, smirk
  • MIL-specs (druid@inuxy.att.com) smirk
  • Merry Deficit! (Ilana Stern) topical, smirk
  • millicent fenwick repartee (khw@druwa.att.com) chuckle
  • Madonna vs. Billy Ray Cyrus (Jason K. Schechner) smirk, offensive
  • Bachelor Salad (Susan M. Uskudarli) smirk
  • Missionary Position (SCHANG@pitzer.claremont.edu) chuckle, true
  • I Love New York (The Duck of Death) smirk, true
  • bathroom humor (Sandy Schindler) smirk, true
  • Newton (Josh 'K' Hopkins) smirk, sexual
  • Overeager Achiever (Matthew S. 'Opie' Warren) original, chuckle, true
  • Your Kind of Place (Adam Thompson) chuckle
  • No news is good news? (jjchew@math.toronto.edu) heard it, chuckle
  • New video game: PackMan (Robert Ankeney) topical, topical, original, funny
  • How to Tell if Your Kid Watches Sesame Street Too Much (Bill Kinnersley) original, chuckle
  • Oh Tipper's Tree, Oh Tipper's Tree (Kerry Stephenson) topical, smirk, original
  • The Great Ethnic Sewer Rat War (DSEWELL@ccit.arizona.edu) chuckle
  • Evil Knievel's Latest Stunt (Arnie Unger) topical, chuckle, offensive
  • Form to apply for a file to be restored (Bernard Hatt) smirk, computers
  • Truth is Strange (Tim Quinn) topical, smirk
  • Father of the Brood (erik@ker.xenos.org) smirk, sexual
  • a redneck's 12 days of Christmas (Ned Danieley) topical, smirk
  • Matt's Laws of Driving (Matt Hintz) smirk
  • Leisure Lawsuit Larry (David Cortesi) topical, original, sexual, smirk
  • Love Letters (Andy J Taylor) chuckle, sexual
  • Company Loyalty (Brad Mears [BARR]) smirk, offensive
  • karmic catering (tim poston) original, chuckle
  • Honest Woman (Craig Spannring) chuckle
  • Salesman of the Month (Stephen Beitzel) smirk, true
  • I'm Glad They Warned Me (Dave Perks) smirk, true
  • Where *have* you been? (Duane Morin) smirk, true
  • Unbundled Software Pricebook for TLA, Inc. (Tom Christiansen) chuckle, computers, usenet
  • Smoking versus Drinking (T.Griffin) smirk, heard it
  • Seminars for men (232) chuckle, heard it
  • JUST HOW NASTY CAN PNEWS GET? (Steve Franklin) chuckle, usenet
  • Capitol Punishment (ipg@aisb.edinburgh.ac.uk) topical, chuckle
  • Why a Duck (232) smirk
  • The woes of a computer algebra system programmer (epilogue) (Michael Wester) original, chuckle
  • Are you sure you want to do this? [yn] (Robert Mokry) original, chuckle, computers
  • They both wear red (Dave Robinson) topical, smirk
  • Futile Broadcast (Kenneth Brian Samuel) smirk, true
  • Santa's Unmentionables (WKEOWN@ducvax.auburn.edu) topical, smirk
  • Post Office layoffs (Ellen K. Seebacher) smirk
  • Coruscating Newbies (Andrew Clayton) original, chuckle, computers
  • The Fall of the House of Windsor (Steve Franklin) topical, smirk, original
  • Philosophy and Dating (Gary Glen Price) smirk
  • Finals Week (Jeremy Matthew Toeman) topical, chuckle
  • The quality of [mumble] computers (Gisle Hannemyr) chuckle, true, computers
  • British royalty and Beverly Hillbillies (Andrew Thomas-cramer) topical, chuckle, original
  • Capitol City Illiteracy (Bill Kayser) chuckle, true
  • Christmas Values (spencer@spencer.unomaha.edu) topical, smirk
  • Ethnic Food (Gregory Bond) offensive, chuckle
  • drive-in condoms (Norm Finn) smirk, sexual
  • Rock Bands that belong together (Brian Kendig) smirk
  • Katie takes all comers (Zoz) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Top Ten Reasons the British Lost the Colonies (abennett@athena.mit.edu) chuckle
  • Marines in Somalia (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, chuckle, offensive
  • Yet Another form letter (David Emery) smirk, computers
  • National health plan (Bill Roper) topical, chuckle
  • Royal Relief (Cary - Hobson's Choice - 508-264-2429 26-Oct-1992 1512) smirk, sexual
  • Refugee chicken (David J. Murphy) topical, original, chuckle, offensive
  • Disposable family (Thomas Konrad) smirk
  • one-upmanship (Dan Swartzendruber) smirk, true
  • Publication Ban on Page 1 (Nalin Whatyamacallit) topical, chuckle, true
  • The Three Bears (John N. Ecker) topical, smirk, heard it
  • One good thing about sports announcers (eric@turing.org) smirk, sports
  • Operation Restore Hope (Al Donaldson) topical, smirk
  • Just the Vax, ma'am (Russ Cage) chuckle, original, computers, sexual
  • Aren't Our Policemen Wonderful (Bruce Fisher) topical, smirk, true
  • Fart Epidemic (Rohan Baxter) scatological, smirk, true
  • Hijacked (Greg Rose) smirk, true
  • tune in next Sunday (Russell Schulz) true
  • the "mother of all rejection slips" (Jeffrey Shallit) smirk, true
  • Why a duck? (Roy Smith) chuckle
  • What happens when you work all-night... (Jeff Knodel) true, chuckle, work
  • Die, Cane Toad, DIE!!! (muzzle@cs.uq.oz.au) original, funny
  • Mr. Bill opens the cabinet... (Bill Werner 729-5515, Pager 722-6485) topical, smirk
  • Products that need new spokespeople (PJ Geraghty) chuckle
  • Peacekeeping Quote (Joshua Levy) topical, smirk
  • Choirboy (EDWARDS JJ MR) smirk, sexual, offensive
  • And the Twelve Bugs of Christmas .... (Cary - Hobson's Choice - 508-841-2323 03-Dec-1992 1658) topical, heard it, computers, chuckle
  • Them amazin' Dodgers (stephen walton) topical, smirk
  • A Day that will live in infamy... (Darrell G Holmquist) topical, smirk
  • unique RAM packaging (Gary Lewandowski [TSoD]) smirk, computers
  • No corruption in a democracy (Chris Kessel) smirk, political
  • Anecdote, Irish (u36!bbi!sp@watserv1.uwaterloo.ca) chuckle
  • Virtual Humor (ROY WELLS) chuckle, computers
  • Election Results : Now it's official (Neil MacAvoy) topical, smirk, usenet
  • Druids (rimbo@ccwf.cc.utexas.edu) smirk
  • Steven Wright-like humor (Thaddeus R. Crews) chuckle, original
  • Computer Impaired People (186-003-526)) chuckle, true, original, computers
  • metrification (Tom Christiansen) original, chuckle
  • 15 Reasons Why Heroin Is Better Than Women (Jyrki Kuoppala) original, maybe, sexual
  • How Politicians Finance Their Jobs (CXMP) smirk
  • Side Notes to a Deposition (Jeff Lee) smirk, original, true
  • Airline Safety (rpw@bodhi.cs.virginia.edu) smirk, true
  • Object seeks secure relationship... (Brian Edmonds) smirk, computers
  • Political correctness (Lazlo Hoover Toth) chuckle, original
  • Newspaper headline (Michael I Schwartz) chuckle, true
  • Warning! Do not read this article (Barry Brumitt) chuckle, true
  • A modern definition of stupidity (original)... (Ken Maupin) smirk, original, computers
  • French Thanksgiving (Kevin Lyons) smirk
  • Building Information (Arthur Keller) smirk, computers
  • Hot Time at Windsor Castle (Don Cameron) topical, chuckle
  • Intro to operating systems (Dave Hildebrandt) original, smirk, computers
  • Apple/IBM (Derek Beatty) chuckle, original, computers
  • The Sweet Smell of Success (csh@ulysses.att.com) chuckle, sexual
  • movie sequels (Matt Fichtenbaum) smirk
  • Opening the Atlanta Olympics... (pmw3y@bodhi.cs.virginia.edu) chuckle, original
  • Thanksgiving Cookery (John N. Ecker) smirk, true
  • insurance (Kerry Stephenson) smirk
  • Semi-original laws of secure computing (Clarence Regis Wilson) maybe, original, computers
  • Humorous experience in prison (Jonathan Kruger) smirk, sexual
  • Ross's Roots (ceppi@sundae4.dab.ge.com) topical, smirk
  • Hot Release (Harry Bloomberg) smirk, true, lawyers
  • DC's New Police Chief (PJ Geraghty) topical, smirk
  • The Funeral (Doreen Masgula) smirk, dogs
  • Intel's new French Abortion Pill (Dave Zoss) topical, original, chuckle, computers, sexual
  • We'll cut the British from British Columbia .... (Bruce Schuck -- bschuck@ais.ucs.sfu.ca) smirk
  • Election Day Tale (Michael Feeley) topical, smirk, true
  • Sincerely (Really!) (Herb Weiner) smirk
  • world knowledge of high school students, true (Matthew L. Ginsberg) topical, smirk, true
  • Blindness (Douglas W. Martin) smirk
  • "Hotel California" revisited (David Barr) topical, chuckle, original
  • Russian Roulette (Dave Stokes) smirk
  • Field Guide to System Administrators (szielins.US1) laugh, original, computers
  • How about "USSR - Classic"? (dakrat@aol.com) topical, chuckle
  • Sometimes you want to hang up (Aahzmandius) original, smirk
  • IBM VM Joke - The 'Virtual' Printer. (Mike Skrydlak 503-627-5471) smirk
  • Why God Never Received Tenure at the University (Ronny Kohavi) smirk
  • Anthropologists (Stephen Morris) smirk, original
  • a child's view of death (Lori K. Rothman) smirk, true
  • Driving test (voros@physics.monash.edu.au) smirk, sexual
  • Cold call sales humor (Mike Gainer) smirk
  • In an emergency... (Claudio Calvelli) smirk
  • A gem from the life of George Bernard Shaw (Anand) chuckle
  • Triple Crown of Boxing (botteron@bu-it.bu.edu) smirk, sports
  • Cross-disciplinary data analysis (Carlo Graziani) smirk, academic
  • End of the month memo (Dale Gold) maybe
  • government mathematics (PATRICK FERREL) original, smirk
  • ancient Miller Time (Ned Danieley) smirk, topical
  • over our heads (Thomas Hyer) chuckle, original
  • Halloween Presidential Poll (Mark Kobayashi) smirk, topical, true
  • WORLD WAR II: THE MYTH OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY (Alan Lustiger) original, funny, revisionist history
  • Post-election Haiku (David Joslin) topical, chuckle, original
  • new female computer (Russell Schulz) original, computers
  • Advice to the Clinton Administration (Michael J. Irvin, WSU, 509/335-0437) topical, smirk
  • Only after one thing. (Barry Jaspan) original, smirk, sexual
  • Dinosaurs (Josh 'K' Hopkins) smirk, true
  • Kid's insight into campaign (Kemi Jona) topical, smirk
  • Pedometers [original] (Dave Sklar) original, chuckle, sexual
  • Party colors (Erik Max Francis) topical, smirk
  • Lost Gas Cap (John D. Cavanaugh) smirk, true
  • from the Daily Illini newspaper (Ian Chai) topical, smirk
  • New Monroe Doctrine (hyderabadi) smirk, sexual
  • France's new motto (Ian.Collier@prg.ox.ac.uk) topical, smirk
  • Smut from the Unix manual (Warwick Allison) smirk, sexual
  • Dan Quayle's "Supporters" (Dave Martin, Geochemical Research, Texas A&M) topical, smirk
  • daffynition (Lance R. Bailey) smirk
  • The Open Plan Office (Jim Cheetham x3121) chuckle, work
  • Ig Nobel Prize Winners (Elisabeth Riba) topical, chuckle
  • Cautious president (Shekhar Bhide) topical, smirk, original
  • The humor impaired (Peter J. Scott) chuckle
  • Government intelligence (Steve Slominski) chuckle, true
  • Bill Clinton (Ann Woods) topical, smirk
  • Magic Johnson, and Ross Perot (cddukes@eos.ncsu.edu) topical, chuckle
  • irony on ba.jobs.offered (David C. Brock) smirk, true, computers
  • Top 10 Reasons Brad Templeton has resigned as r.h.f. moderator (Dan Pearl) original, topical, funny
  • DJ phone pranks (Brian Kendig) chuckle, true
  • Pulling a Quayle (Mike Richichi) topical, smirk
  • Getting rid of Blind Dates (Mark Hazen) chuckle, original
  • Bush/ Clinton (CHORLEY@vms.ocom.okstate.edu) topical, smirk
  • Calling Technical Support (Tim Lesher) smirk, true, computers
  • Referendum ramblings (Yggy King) topical, smirk
  • Windows for MacIntosh (MACKINNON@osse.nrl.navy.mil) smirk, computers
  • further annoying the moderator (Mike Morton) topical, smirk, original
  • Sick of Windows (Boisy Pitre) smirk, computers
  • deja vu all over again (Wayne Caplinger) topical, smirk
  • Halloween Activities for 1992 (PAUL D CHAPIN) topical, chuckle, original
  • Do people have a habit of ignoring pollution? (John Roxburgh) smirk, original
  • The Third Presidential Debate (Vasudev Murthy) topical, smirk
  • Bear Bells (Kenneth D. Whitehead) smirk, heard it
  • Mother-in-Law's Day (John William Keating) original, topical, smirk
  • Things not to ask during a job interview (John Trinterud) chuckle, true
  • The Constitutional Referendum in Newfoundland (Canada) (186-003-526)) topical, smirk
  • Foods need Accent (Robert C. Colgrove) maybe, stereotypes
  • World (?) Series (Steve MacDonald) topical, original, smirk
  • CURTAINS for the Mac (Jonathan R. Partington) original, funny, computers
  • Tomasz Swifty (Russell Williams) topical, smirk, original
  • Canadian inches (prichard@devon.larc.nasa.gov) smirk, sexual
  • Perot Quits Again (steele@ticipa.mtc.ti.com) topical, chuckle
  • sumo wrestlers (Penelope Low) maybe, stereotypes, offensive
  • Atlanta's Canadian flag nightmare (Terence Dulay) topical, smirk
  • IEE Handbook for Speakers (David Shepherd) smirk, true
  • George Bush's sense of humor (Thomas Galloway) topical, smirk
  • Close call for The King (Roger Fradenburgh) chuckle
  • Baseball & the flag (R. Leitch) topical, smirk, original
  • How about that weather? (Perpetual Student) sexual, offensive, smirk
  • Lawyers and Fish stories (Dan Duncan) smirk, original
  • Bathroom wall humor (John P. Curcio) sexual, offensive, chuckle
  • Size isn't everything. (S A McIntyre) chuckle, sexual, true
  • C'mon Down!!! (mc/G=Brad/S=Hicks/OU=0205925@mhs.attmail.com) topical, smirk
  • condom(1) man page (original)... (Ken Maupin) chuckle, original, computers, sexual
  • Woody Allen signs with NY Rangers (Russell Chamberlin) topical, sexual, offensive
  • Secrets of the Universe (Andrew Thomas-cramer) chuckle
  • Technical writing (Paul Mailman) smirk, true, computers
  • Teetotaller's drinking game (John Kingston) topical, smirk
  • Class Clown (Nathan Fisher) smirk, original, computers
  • Fish Story (Margaret Hudacko) smirk, heard it
  • Chelsea Clinton (cotera@aspen.ulowell.edu) topical, smirk, sexual
  • ORIGINAL: What happens if RN starts a trend? (ross-c@scs.leeds.ac.uk) original, chuckle, computers
  • pick on someone your own size (Haym Hirsh) topical, smirk, true
  • A Voice from Above... (Joe Voros) chuckle
  • Debate decisions (Darin Johnson) topical, smirk
  • Especially if one of those acronyms is "IBM" (John Lundberg) smirk, computers
  • Usenet Feeds Available By Fax! (Tom Limoncelli) chuckle
  • Japanese Superiority (Ming-Tsung Lu) topical, smirk
  • A lobster walks into a bar... (Lost to the Bit-Bucket)
  • Presidential Debate (Craig Good) topical, original, smirk
  • Mailing lists (Josh Smith) true, smirk
  • I'm such a nerd! (Tom Limoncelli) smirk, original
  • Remake of the Dead Parrot sketch. "The Dead President Sketch" (Whiplash Smile) topical, chuckle
  • Ernie (Jason Lee Smith) chuckle, original
  • "exciting" new newsgroup! (Jim Sabo) smirk, topical, sexual, true
  • Odd Place for a Tow Away Zone (Perry G Ramsey) smirk
  • Top Ten Top Ten Net Lists (Jason Trenouth) chuckle, original
  • Bush vs. Truman, the view from abroad. (w mccutchan -- computing services) topical, smirk
  • old lady driver (Andrew Neufeld) smirk
  • Vasectomy Center ad (Jason Woodward) topical, smirk, true
  • True technical savvy (Brian Rice) chuckle, computers, true
  • Hacker's Index (Christine A. Quinn) chuckle
  • Clinton Denies "Where's Waldo" appearance (Mark Forbes) topical, original, smirk
  • Life isn't fair, either (Brent McNamee) chuckle, bbc
  • Joe Bob Briggs meets the computer age (sort of) (Wes Morgan) original, chuckle, computers
  • The Magic is Back (Didn't want name attached to this) sick, tasteless, original, sexual, funny
  • History Directory (Eddie Caplan) chuckle, true
  • Klan for Klinton (Dan Rabideau) topical, smirk
  • Saddam's latest tactic (druid@inuxy.att.com) topical, original, chuckle
  • Bundled Integration (Kaitlin Sherwood) chuckle
  • label for ross perot (Tim.Eisler%UIC.EDU@uicvm.uic.edu) topical, chuckle
  • Installing Windows (ram@burn.smsc.sony.com) true, chuckle
  • Perot and lightbulbs (Jerry Wallace) chuckle, topical
  • British stiff upper lip humor (James G. Acker) maybe, sexual
  • voters, students and slaves (David Lockhart) topical, origianl, chuckle
  • Dead Letter (Gengying Gao) chuckle
  • Presidential Issues Stance Summary (Eber Lambert) topical, original, funny
  • Re: Cryin' baby express ... what to do? (Claudio Sheepdog) original, chuckle
  • George Bush, Master Debator (Maddi Hausmann) topical, funny, original
  • When in doubt, write it out. (Joseph Beckenbach {Adapter Software Release Engr}) smirk
  • Family Values (Wayne Caplinger) topical, smirk
  • A Unique Penance (Randy McIntyre) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Democrats and Republicans (297) smirk, sexual
  • the Lincoln/Kennedy coincidences, continued (Adam Frix) sexual, smirk
  • Don't annoy the moderator (Steven Klinkner) topical, maybe, original
  • Ah, now I understand it. (Robert Mokry) smirk, true, computers
  • What to dress up for this Halloween (Adam Frix) topical, smirk, stereotypes, PC
  • Parse this sentence (Scheiman_Scott) smirk, true
  • They wanted openness in campaigns. Looks like we got it. (Michael S. Cluff) topical, smirk
  • Presidential Debates Drinking Game (Diana Smetters) topical, chuckle
  • Amplifier operating instructions (Uncertified Lunatic) true, smirk
  • Up Next on CNN (Chris Hanson) topical, chuckle, original
  • Outside the circle (James Webb) sexual, smirk, offensive
  • But, officer... (hacksaw@cellar.org) smirk, ethnic
  • The "Dream Team" (Nybble me... Byte me.. Unsigned long int me) original, chuckle, topical
  • Please put litter in its place. (John Mertus) maybe, original, true
  • Congress defined, original (Allan Meers - Sun Education) topical, smirk, sexual
  • CalTrans layoffs (Brett K. Carver) maybe
  • National Unity (Kate Gregory) topical, smirk, true
  • Smoking at 10,000 feet (Gordon Berkley) smirk, true
  • Absolute Gospel Truth! (Larry Hardiman x68019) topical, smirk
  • Surgeon General's Warning on Diet Colas (Grig Larson) chuckle
  • Music to Our Ears (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) topical, smirk
  • New Bush campaign policy (combee@prism.gatech.edu) topical, orginal, chuckle
  • related to a dysletic agnostic (Tad Morgan) maybe, original
  • Perot's Veep (Scott Hammer) topical, smirk
  • Military Intelligence (Bob Sutterfield) maybe, true, heard it
  • Late Addition to the Presidential Race (Tai Wu) original, funny, topical
  • Genetics and their impact on relations between the sexes (Diana) chuckle
  • Real Family Values (Anant Sahai) chuckle, topical
  • Dialing for Dollars (APUCORLE@idbsu.idbsu.edu) smirk
  • Perot Campaign Slogan (Peter Golde) topical, chuckle, original
  • Questions (Jesse N. Schell) original, smirk
  • Ross for Boss (Timothy Whalen) topical, smirk, original
  • Novel Search Algorithm (Robyn Stewart--Library) smirk, computers
  • Republican Election Strategy (Matthias Neeracher) topical, smirk
  • New Highway Travel Game (Joseph Beckenbach) chuckle, driving, stereotypes
  • New Jersey riddle (ark@research.att.com) topical, smirk, true
  • Another use for pocketknives (Tom Kreitzberg) sexual, chuckle
  • Ken Olson - visionary (Alan R Fry) topical, smirk, true, computers
  • Now that's a *real* handicap. (Steven Abrams) smirk, offensive, stereotypes
  • New BBC Radio 3 (Jonathan R. Partington) original, chuckle
  • Kodak Moment (Steven R Brown) topical, funny, sexual
  • Do as I say, not... (voros@physics.monash.edu.au) smirk, true
  • Arsenio & George Bush (Kevin Isaacson) topical, smirk
  • joke (Doug Smith) maybe, original
  • Ross Perot's Campaign Slogan (Jim Sabo) topical, smirk, sexual, original
  • ADDRESS change (whb@hoh-2.att.com) maybe, true
  • political observation (Cavan Fang) smirk, original, topical, sexual
  • Fire Building Skills (EEDVAX::WEHR) smirk, true
  • That's what he's all about (Kevin Podsiadlik) topical, smirk, original
  • Craig Shergold (Ben Scott) chuckle, rumors
  • Woody Allen meets Aesop (clausco@netlabs.com) topical, smirk, tasteless, sexual
  • A Grim Fairy Tale (B. Gabriel Helou) chuckle, business, autos
  • Differentiating the Candidates (Dave O'Shea) smirk, topical
  • Insurance risks for fraternities (Eric Huppertz) true, smirk
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (noname@crash.cts.com) maybe
  • From the Federal Register (FRANK BORGER) smirk, true
  • Lost George (Jim Harkins) topical, maybe
  • Math majors and football (Doug Ingram) chuckle
  • French sportsmanship (John Cuthbertson) true, chuckle
  • ****PLACE SUBJECT HERE***** (Dumb netter didn't give one) (Mark E. Mallett) topical, smirk
  • Carnac the Magnificent says, "You're Screwed ..." (Perry G Ramsey) computer, smirk
  • rn Bashes Bush (Tom Maszerowski) smirk
  • Winning a Nuclear War (dasher) smirk, sick
  • Boris Yeltsin's Just Dessert (SCOTT APPLEQUIST) topical, smirk
  • Infinite traffic loop (Tony Konashenok) smirk, true
  • Bill Gates engaged! (Michael Park) topical, smirk
  • Hold the Ketchup, Please (Larry Salomon Jr.) chuckle, sexual, gross
  • Newscaster of the week (Bettylise Anderson) smirk, true
  • Let's do the Time Warp again (Steve South) original, smirk, science
  • Sublimation (Robert J. Granvin) chuckle, science
  • Now here's a good excuse... (Dick King) smirk, computers, original
  • Fun with VMS (JCM32876@vax1.utulsa.edu) original, smirk, computers
  • And MORE Seminars for Women (Brown-Eyed Squirrel) topical, original, chuckle, sexual
  • Respect for All Living Things (pete@wb5kly.UUCP) smirk, true
  • Killer Combination (JOCONNER@csi.compuserve.com) topical, smirk
  • Copy Repair FAQ (ROBIN BARNETT) smirk
  • Doggie chews (sam) chuckle, sexual
  • Press Any Key (Charles Severance) original, chuckle, true
  • Teen pregnancies in Arkansas (Paul Filipski) topical, maybe
  • DidYouKnow: A Response (Jacob Solomon Weinstein) topical, chuckle, original
  • OMEGA Quotes (Erik Max Francis) chuckle
  • losing it all ("sldf3@sol.ee.usu.edu"@cc.usu.edu) smirk
  • Steal this Bumper Sticker (David Pratt) chuckle
  • Shake it (Rudolph R. Zung) smirk, offensive
  • Russian Front (M Babilas) smirk
  • Another elephant joke (adam a) topical, smirk, original
  • A rather exclusive warranty (Gabe M Wiener) chuckle, true
  • Seen in a laser-disk store (Nick Sayer) smirk, true
  • true-life marriage tales (Doug Tomm) smirk
  • More Seminars for Women (John Hunley) chuckle, sexual
  • Truth in Manuals (Mike Cook, x2792, 124-211) smirk
  • Another stupid warning (Kevin THEOBALD) smirk, true
  • Next up...Cult Standoff (DAVIS_NANCY@tandem.com) topical, computers, chuckle
  • Frontiers of Copy Protection (David Sewell) chuckle, true, computers
  • Lambs to the slaughter... (Winkler) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Wonder what test they used (Richard L. Stephenson) smirk, true
  • Disaster recovery (Ken Dykes) topical, smirk, true
  • How they make Spam (Leith M F) chuckle, gross
  • Witness II (Kerry Stephenson) smirk, original
  • Strange bedfellows, indeed (Howard Gayle) original, smirk, politics
  • Plant a Tree...Get a tax break (karenr@athena.mit.edu) original, smirk, true
  • The St. Patrick's Day Piper's Panties (David Daye) topical, chuckle, true
  • Gimme Shelter (C. D. Tavares) chuckle
  • You really should be there ... (major@nsaper.dialix.oz.au) smirk
  • I Want You... (Marco Nicosia) smirk, heard it
  • Tormenting Telemarketers (David L. Cathey) funny
  • Pickett Line (Les Bartel) smirk
  • Man vs. Nature (WATERS,SHELDON) true, chuckle
  • Elvis Stamp (Jumpin Dude) topical, smirk
  • Well, it's accurate now (garrett@ingres.com) original, chuckle, true
  • How Congress can know the will of the people... (Dave Dodson) topical, smirk
  • Biosphere 2 (Allan Meers - Sun Education) smirk, original
  • New Waiting Period (ELF) topical, smirk
  • Helpful error message (Kenneth A Reek) smirk, computers
  • A military tale (G.SURRATT1 on GEnie Network) chuckle
  • The Will of the People (Barry Blanchard) funny, politics
  • I am the NRA ... (Oded Feingold) topical, smirk, sick
  • More Rock bands that belong together (robert turo) smirk
  • Why Waco? (Sean Malloy) topical, smirk
  • Virus Alert: Potomac Fevers Approach Pandemic Proportions (Jason Christian) chuckle, computers
  • Update on the new economic plan (trygve lode) topical, smirk
  • shirt wearing instructions (jones@cg.emr.ca) chuckle, true
  • "For Everything...." (Mark.Maimone@a.gp.cs.cmu.edu) smirk, usenet, original
  • You gotta be crazy to live here (Stephen Friedl) topical, smirk, sick, original
  • The most efficient branch of science (Sigurd Meldal) chuckle
  • Top 10 Plans for ATF in Waco (scotty@verdix.com) topical, chuckle, original
  • Lauren Bacall to White Courtesy Phone (Chris B)) chuckle, true
  • The Usenet (Gene Spafford) smirk
  • He should have tried Mosque-oni Center (KLOSKY JAMES LEDLIE) topical, smirk, sick
  • At least you won't eat airline food (Gabe M Wiener) chuckle, true
  • Strong Feelings Prompt Removal from Mailing List (Mark Towfiq) smirk, true
  • Reviewspeak (Tim Wood) original, chuckle
  • If you wish to speak to an agent... (Steven Swinkels) topical, smirk, original
  • Golf Quote (Campbell March) chuckle, true
  • Arrest in World Trade Center Bombing (David Chesler) topical, smirk, sick
  • I thought we were at war with Persia (filippi1@husc.harvard.edu) smirk, true
  • Hungarian T.V. gap (Tarkus: The armadillo with an attitude) smirk, true
  • No harrasment for breast feeders (David Goodenough) topical, chuckle
  • Extra wheel (sagar@ece.concordia.ca) smirk, computers
  • QE2 and Fergie (Danny.Clark@lambada.oit.unc.edu) smirk, sexual
  • live on CNN (Mark D Baushke) topical, smirk
  • Find the Banana (Ian Chai) smirk, true
  • Speeding Tickets & Quantum Mechanics (Admiral Doug Fields) smirk
  • Intelligent advice (Kenneth Brian Samuel) smirk
  • NY World Trade Center Explosion (Jeff C. Glover) topical, smirk, original
  • Trade with Japan (MERTUS%BROWNCOG.BITNET@brownvm.brown.edu) original, smirk
  • pc extreme (Sean Brennan) smirk
  • Letters of "Recommendation" (Terence M. Dulay) smirk
  • Telecom Australia branches out (Alan Hargreaves) chuckle, true
  • Military Teetotaller (David Herberg) smirk, heard it
  • Computer Sex (Nathan J. Dohm) smirk
  • Zombie licenses? (griffith@dweeb.fx.com) smirk, true
  • Joke (Jeremy Caplan) smirk
  • You're both right! (David J. Pepper) topical, chuckle, true, original
  • Computers Are Getting Too Complicated (John Jung) smirk, computers
  • Sick Chelsea (Greg Trotter) topical, chuckle
  • I hope she was worth it! (Matt Johnson) smirk, sexual, true
  • President Clinton in Somalia (Greg Trotter) topical, smirk
  • Disclaimers gone mad... (Paul Hudson) chuckle
  • Jack in the Box in trouble again (Dan D) topical, smirk
  • uf-dah (THOMASJ@biost.biostat.wisc.edu) smirk, sexual
  • Jack be nimble... (Richard Addison) topical, smirk
  • State of Intelligence (Rudolph R. Zung) smirk, true
  • Bonus miles! (Mark Anbinder) topical, smirk
  • On the Air Recording (Milind Pandit) chuckle, technology
  • Buffalo Bills, won't you come out tonight? (Shiva Ramabadran) topical, smirk
  • The happy & gay military... (HOLLIS@titan.ksc.nasa.gov) topical, chuckle, offensive
  • We Are All Individuals (Climbing the Wheel) smirk,true
  • Carnation Instant Breakfast. (zipfel@ihlpm.att.com) smirk
  • Cat scratch fever in the White House (RUSSELL EARNEST) topical, smirk
  • Phone Company Writes to a Public Telephone (Warren Burstein) chuckle, true
  • Who's running things? (Lawrence T. Hardiman) topical, smirk
  • DEBUGGING EFI (Shai Guday) smirk, original
  • Nanny, Nannies, Nanny^3 (Blair P. Houghton) topical, smirk
  • Free at last (Mike Schilling) chuckle, heard it
  • British Rail Privitisation (The Brown Bottle) topical, chuckle, original
  • Cowboy humor (Dylan Kohler) chuckle, sexual, offensive
  • Is it live, or is it Memorex? (Adam Beneschan) topical, smirk
  • Annals of Localization (chubbins) smirk, true
  • Gays in military (Leland J Haney) topical, smirk
  • Glad you clarified that! (Mark Nutter, Apple Support) smirk, true
  • Hindenberg disaster (David Baran) topical, smirk, original
  • Religious humor (JVOGEL@nhqvax.hq.nasa.gov) original, smirk
  • Jack-in-the-box, well done! (gomme@sfu.ca) topical, chuckle
  • Waitpersons from hell (Peter J. Scott) original, funny
  • Tour de France (Vincent Dufort) smirk, sexual
  • What'd he say? (SAPPENC@ctrvax.vanderbilt.edu) smirk, true
  • A new computer story... (Duane Morin) chuckle, computers
  • Pinnochio Theory of Female Sexuality (Hans Tallis) chuckle, sexual, original
  • Management Aptitude (Tom.Denton) smirk
  • Obsolete man pages (Michael Naaman) smirk, computers
  • RESTROOM GRAFFITI, CHUCKLE (SHEKHAR@zeus.tamu.edu) smirk
  • Don't believe I'd want this job (Erann Gat) smirk, true
  • The blind man... (Gabe M Wiener) smirk
  • a quiet departure (Eric Slosser) smirk
  • Customer Service (from The System Manager) (Ed Wilts) funny, heard it
  • Women in the Supermarket (Big Dave) chuckle, sexual
  • Donald Trump (Eric W. Mitchell) smirk, sexual
  • Fun With Animals (Vladimir Taltos@cunixb.cc.columbia.edu) chuckle, offensive, original
  • "I wanna be a gynecologist!" (Tom Christiansen) smirk, sexual
  • Choosy Thieves (Joshua Levy) smirk, computers
  • Flight Simulation (Jeff Beadles) chuckle
  • Too much culture too soon? (B. Z. Lederman) chuckle
  • May the breast man win (John W. Hillenbrand) smirk, sexual, stereotypes
  • British Rail Adventures (232) smirk
  • product labels (Hugh Osborne) smirk, sexual
  • Pipe down, already (robert@cpvax.cpses.tu.com) chuckle, heard it
  • Open letter to Dave Barry (MERTUS%BROWNCOG.BITNET@brownvm.brown.edu) chuckle
  • Sensual guide to departments (tvaughan) chuckle
  • Lottery Mega-Inflation (Dragon [David Fiedler]) smirk, true
  • Modern Youth (Larry Israel) smirk
  • Who needs Evelyn Wood? (m90rjw@ecs.ox.ac.uk) chuckle, offensive
  • Job Security for Tech Writers (dave mankins) smirk, true
  • Czech Police (Jeff Bowyer) smirk
  • Anagram (John Kingston) smirk
  • Grave winters? (Matthias Urlichs) smirk, true
  • Don't Fiddle with It (Clayton Hogg) chuckle, sexual
  • Three Tough Marines (Dr. Beverly Crusher) funny
  • What about the Adventists? (Peter K. Suk) chuckle, original
  • musicians (Lawrence T. Hardiman) smirk
  • The local klutz (Jonathan Hayward) chuckle
  • President Clinton's first act... (Richard Murnane) topical, chuckle
  • The Well of Knowledge (Jonathan Hayward) smirk
  • The President *is* the answer (Christine A. Quinn) topical, smirk
  • An Emacs Koan (Jon. Hallett) original, smirk, computers
  • Iraq (original, offense=Muslims) (David Crooke) topical, smirk, offensive
  • Kohl and inflation (Thomas Koenig) smirk
  • And now for something completely different... Clinton? (Julian Vrieslander) topical, smirk, true
  • System Problem Report Form (Bernard Hatt) chuckle, computers, original
  • Woody Allen's Girls... (John Stoffel) topical, chuckle
  • Birth Control for Men and Women (Matthew S. 'Opie' Warren) smirk, sexual
  • Who's there? (Kurt Hockenbury) topical, smirk
  • Great American Smoke-out (Mark Mann) chuckle
  • Writer's Euphemisms for Death (Brent Jones) original, smirk
  • The Day SunOS Died (N. R. Norm Lunde) smirk, original
  • Truth in Advertising (Nadeem Haque) smirk, true
  • Where does my j-ke go? (Matthew S. 'Opie' Warren) original, chuckle
  • Disgusting thoughts in an ambulance (PJ Geraghty) chuckle, sexual
  • creative writing project. (Ian Horswill) original, funny, computers
  • If architects had to work like programmers... (J.David Ruggiero) funny, computers
  • Fun with the Servants (Leith M F) smirk
  • What a deal (Eric Anderson) smirk, true
  • Management Humor. (Darwin Boblet) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Institutionalized (Mark. Gooley) funny, original
  • New serial cables (Rupa Schomaker) chuckle, computers
  • Bush & Hussein's Parting Shots (Richard W. Sabourin) topical, smirk
  • fifty ways to hose your source code (song) (Name Got Munged)
  • It's everywhere you want to be (Kevin THEOBALD) topical, chuckle, offensive, original
  • Job Flushed (Life sucks and then you die...painfully.) smirk, computers
  • Not Quayle's Fault (Bowyer Jeff) topical, smirk
  • He shoots, he scores! (Mike Schneider) chuckle, offensive
  • Coming soon to a theater near you! (trygve lode) topical, chuckle, original
  • Those Wacky Royals (Michael Jarvis) chuckle
  • new Madonna stamp (Greg Byrd) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Down on the Farm (caldwell8102@mtroyal.ab.ca) chuckle, sexual, offensive
  • Proof the economy is improving (csh@ulysses.att.com) smirk
  • Plasti-Cola (Glenn E. Elliott 965-6339) topical, smirk
  • That explains those stupid user questions (Kunal Saurov Bagchi) smirk, computers
  • Sarcastic Warning (Kerry Stephenson) smirk, true
  • Come to stay --- for a LONG time (Tim Rolfe) original, smirk
  • Joke submission (Rujith de Silva) smirk, dating, original
  • Fathers and sons (PJ Geraghty) chuckle, sexual
  • More data analysis (mcrae@husc.harvard.edu) chuckle
  • Fun with Edmond Scientific (Michael Edelman) smirk
  • Vaseline-powered Car (John N. Ecker) funny, sexual
  • A really bad idea (Kerry Stephenson) smirk, true
  • The Purchase (Dan O'Neill) smirk
  • Which is Hotter? (Robin Coutellier) smirk, sexual, original
  • I Reject Your Rejection Letter (Doug Moran) smirk
  • Smegma (Smith Andrew CDT) chuckle, sexual, offensive
  • 25 QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT THE "ATOM BOMB" (Alan Lustiger) original, funny, revisionist history
  • it is right unless it is wrong (Robin Goldstone) smirk, true
  • Physicists and mathematicians redux (Benjamin Jones) chuckle
  • What's on TV tonight? (Allan Heinicke) smirk, sexual, stereotypes, true
  • Scottie Dogs (Ralph Kuntz) smirk
  • A Post-Holiday Poem (Bob D'Amore) topical, smirk
  • Signs of fatigue (Rob Vaughn) chuckle
  • Non-Intuitive (Greg Rose) smirk
  • The Secret of Acceptance (tom_limoncelli@warren.mentorg.com) smirk, original
  • Sons of IBM OS/2 Fiesta Bowl (Harry Bloomberg) topical, chuckle
  • Texas skiers (Robert Thurlow) chuckle
  • Baby care (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk
  • Bosnia Peace Conference (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle
  • Sharing injuries (David Van Couvering) chuckle, heard it
  • Hope for the Houston Oilers (Ron Boerger) topical, smirk
  • Apple Announcement (Ron Reiner) funny, original, computers
  • Marketoidal Stuff (ftit@engin.umich.edu) original, chuckle
  • Is is powder, then? (Kevbo) topical, smirk, true
  • Newscaster of the Month (Alistair Calder) topical, smirk, true
  • Helpful Grammar checker (Jon Nigrine) smirk, computers, true
  • Why women want Wesley Allen Dodd (Dave Johnson) topical, smirk, offensive
  • And I'm behind him 300% (Rick Turkel, Ext. 2214, Room 5304B bs"d) chuckle, sexual
  • Used Encyclopedia Salesmen? (186-003-526)) chuckle
  • IRS, childrens stories, etc. (JVOGEL@nhqvax.hq.nasa.gov) original, smirk
  • Canadian's perspective on the U.S. (Caroline Collins) chuckle
  • insurance that doesn't pay (Kevin Karplus) smirk
  • Seminars for Women ... (232) chuckle
  • AUTOEXEC? (Jon Leech) smirk, computers
  • Amazing Fortune Telling Machine (alex@ipac.caltech.edu) smirk
  • PMRC's Worst Fears... (Mark Lobodzinski) chuckle
  • Hospital signs (Kai-Mikael Jaeae-Aro) smirk
  • Cowboy boots (Rudolph R. Zung) chuckle, sexual
  • Minivan Remote-Control Door (Anthony Bacio) smirk, true
  • dam those Gynaecologists (David Pascoe) smirk, sexual
  • Blinking Babies (Wayne Johnson) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Science of the Future (trygve lode) original, chuckle, science
  • Maybe if we flap our arms hard enough... (Jim Tubman) smirk, true
  • Knock Knock joke for programmers (tsa@cellar.org) smirk, computers, heard it
  • I thought that was "tricky" (RITA H. CARTWRIGHT) smirk, true
  • Children's Books to Avoid (Yury Khidekel) chuckle, kids
  • Which is worse? (TMANCUSO@drew.drew.edu) smirk, true
  • Virus Alert Update (mss2@midway.uchicago.edu) chuckle, computers, politics
  • Next time, order extra-crispy (You know who it is.) smirk, sexual
  • Excuses for Father's Day (Warren Jokinen) topical, chuckle
  • Bible verses (Rick Clements) smirk, religion
  • a hairy situation (John Karabaic) topical, smirk, politics
  • Like a Virgin...not (Mike Wittman) smirk, sexual
  • white house clones, original (Kerry Stephenson) topical, chuckle, politics, original
  • Top Ten Things Overheard At the White House (Dave Sklar) original, chuckle, politics
  • Special Pepsi Cola Edition (Maddirator) topical
  • How to stay stressed (Stef Jones) chuckle, work
  • Sign of the times (Disk Claimer) smirk, true, economics
  • API Contracept Strategy - IPA/IN/666 (Mike_Perry@dge.ceo.dg.com) chuckle, work
  • Stupid Error Codes (Charles Lidderdale) smirk, true, computers
  • Network Nostalgia (Tim Chambers) chuckle, computers
  • Why US Healthcare costs so much (Jonathan Thornburg) smirk, true
  • Erratum (Albert Koelmans) chuckle, true, sexual
  • McEucharist? (Russell Brown) smirk, religion
  • Experience Necessary, Education Not So... (Sverdrup)) smirk, school
  • Now how much would you pay? (Yap Yap Yap) smirk, true, computers
  • Pepperidge Farm they ain't . . . (Sunita K. Bhatia) smirk, true
  • No charge for admission! (Larry Denenberg) smirk
  • Rules for Social Activists -- NOT! (Lenore Levine) original, chuckle, PC
  • Cruel and Unusual Punishment (Bowyer Jeff) smirk, sexual, true
  • Experience (Siddharth Suri) smirk, sexual
  • What CAN they do? (Kelly Inch) smirk, true
  • Top 10 Philosophy Questions of All Time (Answered!) (RSPAIN@macalstr.edu) original, chuckle, philosophy
  • Your dog shot here (Floyd S. Shipman) smirk, pets
  • MsDos soon to be Mr. and Mrs. Dos (Jeffrey Sorensen) smirk, computers
  • "I think I know why your source code runs so slow..." (Jeffery M. Chan) smirk, computers
  • Rush Limbaugh as TV Wrestler. (Pat) chuckle, original
  • Please use the Tokamak instead (Goldman of Chaos -- postmaster CRI-US) smirk, true
  • Liquid assets (anderson@cs.rose-hulman.edu) original, smirk, money
  • A matter of taste (Sigurd Meldal) smirk, computers
  • How to lose in the stock market (William Humphries) smirk, computers
  • Presidential E-mail Summary (mcconley@athena.mit.edu) topical, chuckle, computers, original
  • AI has nothing on Danny-boy. (Open Mouth, Insert Brain.) smirk, true, politics
  • Now tell me the bad news... (Dinesh Katiyar) topical, smirk, illness
  • Gender testing (Daniel Quinlan) chuckle, sexual, stereotypes
  • Bet Millie didn't get this (Andrew C. Plotkin) topical, smirk, usenet
  • Math Disproved Via Sex (sgupta@cs.unm.edu) original, smirk, math, sexual, stereotypes
  • FTP xfer speed (Osiris Pedroso) chuckle, computers
  • It takes all kinds... (Chris Butler) smirk, academia
  • Genome Project Breakthrough (Stephen Morris) smirk, science, original
  • The Elvis twins... (Bill Lambert) chuckle, sexual
  • Why Our Beer is Good (Robert Panoff) smirk, true
  • Recycling (Eric Johnson) smirk, true
  • Russian History (jtisdel@digi.lonestar.org) smirk, history
  • pro-wrestling quotes (Marc Picquendar) smirk, sports
  • They just don't get it... (Bryan L. Allen) smirk, true, language
  • Truth in advertising (Bill Blum) smirk, true
  • Discriptive Error Messages (keith freedman) smirk, true, computers
  • Horrifyingly Funny... (ALEX ANDOR) chuckle, offensive, sexual, pederasty
  • Open letter to the sneaker industry (alt.my.head.hurts) chuckle, sports
  • Meaningless Computer Names (Ben Scott) chuckle, original
  • Scientific Dictionary (8643mrail%umbsky.dnet@ns.umb.edu) chuckle, science
  • Kentucky Fried Commercial (Marc Sabatella) chuckle, true
  • More games to play with telemarketers (arch harris) smirk, telephones
  • Lost in translation (J. Jeff Roberts) original, chuckle, computers
  • assembly instructions (mww@eng.cam.ac.uk) smirk, true, language
  • Triple X Letdown (307) 766-3663/3668) smirk, true, law
  • Circle the stationwagons, the Injuns are attacking (Dan Tilque) smirk, true
  • Rich & Famous Newsgroups - A Quiz! (Christine A. Quinn) chuckle, usenet, original
  • Political Psychoanalysis (IMNMD2B) original, smirk, politics
  • _Really_ Hard Time (Doug Frank) smirk, true
  • Undergrad clarification (Maynard J. Handley) smirk, sexual
  • GNU info (Loren Carpenter) smirk, true
  • Semen just fine (Mike Mueller 627-3187 59-420) smirk, lawyers
  • Handling strangers (B.G.Hood1@lut.ac.uk) gross, smirk
  • What to do with $47 Million ("w00026@TIGGER.STCLOUD.MSUS.EDU"@msus1.msus.edu) smirk, news
  • I hate quotations --Emerson (Sharad Singhai) smirk, quotes, computers
  • Just _what_ is in them? (Alejo Hausner) smirk, true
  • There will always be an England (Mark F W Charsley) smirk, true
  • Don't get in the car! (B.G.Hood1@lut.ac.uk) gross, smirk
  • Cannibals (Lyle D. Sanders) chuckle
  • Be the first on your block... (Christopher Lishka) chuckle, computers, original
  • Happy Holidays (Jonathan Hayward) smirk
  • Rat you are! (j.duckenfield@imperial.ac.uk) chuckle, gross
  • The Customer Comes First (Frans Panken) smirk, international, sexual
  • BATF's fate (spencer@spencer.unomaha.edu) topical, smirk
  • Same Difference... (Harry Skelton) smirk, awww
  • Seen in Idaho Newspaper (Bob Vadnais) smirk, true, sexual
  • "Do Something Catholic" (George Stachnik) smirk, heard it, religion
  • U.S. presidential phone lines (the mad pianist)) smirk, politics
  • Avoiding the issue (Jim Bob) Bill) smirk, true
  • Logicians' jokes (Levin) smirk
  • Metro's fault... (David W. Barts) original, chuckle, computers
  • A little known fact about Irish money. (Richard Murnane) smirk, sexual
  • Money saving ideas (Jim Harkins) chuckle, work
  • Physics Phollies (Jonathan F Partee) smirk, science
  • Gays in the Military, again (Russell Aminzade: Trinity College of VT) original, smirk, sexual
  • But he sure got nailed (Margaret Jamroz) topical, smirk, religion
  • e.e.cummings on football (John Rehling) original, smirk, sports
  • puzzling end... (Dinesh Katiyar) topical, smirk, true
  • Maybe he's an insomniac? (Jim Griffith) smirk, awww
  • I am the NRA (Roger Hoover) topical, smirk
  • WifeSpeak Translated (BRYAN SMITH) chuckle, heard it
  • new newsgroup (james webb) topical, smirk, usenet
  • How about lighter fluid? (307) 766-3663/3668) topical, smirk, religion
  • Keeping up with the Jones (Mark Liversedge) smirk
  • Do you want the full ten gallons? (Uday Shankar) smirk
  • Car for sale (Michael Feinberg) chuckle, true
  • Hot Interfacing Tale (Bill Smith) original, chuckle, computers, puns
  • The First Time (eric slosser) smirk, awww
  • I scratch yours... (Dan Schatz) chuckle, sexual
  • At the beep... (Ian Barkley) original, smirk
  • Baah Baah Black Sheep (Yoss@clubs.ece.scarolina.edu) chuckle, sexual
  • Road safety (rpw@onyx.cs.virginia.edu) smirk, true
  • Allnighters.... (Jeremy Matthew Toeman) original, chuckle
  • Don't give up! (Venu Dasigi) original, smirk, metajoke
  • Family Stress Test (Terry Morris) original, chuckle
  • Man's Best Friend? (Ali Lemer) smirk, sexual, gross
  • Vegetable Medley (Bob Kirkpatrick) smirk, gross
  • Boy I Love Losing Superbowls! (ddexter@vax2.cstp.umkc.edu) smirk
  • White and Black (Robert Hull) smirk, offensive, racist
  • The million dollar guarantee (Edwin_Hoogerbeets@go.com) smirk
  • Love the Doe, but ... (Erik Butterworth - x51510) smirk, true
  • Canadian Cities (BERTON_CORSON@mcimail.com) smirk
  • ronald macdonald (Paul Christopher Workman) original, funny
  • Creationism FAQ (Richard Harter) funny, original
  • Level-headed Kentuckian (Heath Ian Hunnicutt) smirk, regional
  • Clinton's schedule (Tom Gerstel) topical, smirk, true
  • Corporation mindset (Leslie Rosenblood) smirk, true
  • Waco Digest #3 (Maddirator) topical, chuckle, offensive, religion
  • No, just hot air (Dave Carr) smirk, engineers
  • More Writer's Euphemisms for Death (James Langdell) chuckle
  • Philosopher's revenge (Ronald L Chrisley) smirk, science
  • Drivers -- some times you have to wonder (Mike Carter) smirk
  • Immortality (Alan R. Katz) smirk, true, original
  • Diamond Necklace (David Pratt) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Slip de jure (Adam Beneschan) smirk, true
  • Subway reliability (Karl Rim) smirk, true
  • Jeff Dahmer escapes.... (Dean Woodward) topical, smirk, gross
  • Koresh & King (BERTON_CORSON@mcimail.com) topical, smirk, offensive
  • capital confusion (Murray Spiegel) smirk
  • Immaterial Girl (John Stoffel) smirk, true
  • Yet another Koresh one-liner (David Hansen) topical, smirk, religion
  • Smoking reform (honey bunny) smirk, original
  • Wackos, FBIncompetents, original, funny! (Andrew Thomas-cramer) topical, chuckle, original, religion
  • holmes & watson, sexual (Asya Kamsky) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Music, maestro (Geoff Arnold @ Sun BOS - R.H. coast near the top) smirk, true
  • Short Abstract (Shaun Appleton) smirk, science, true
  • Nerds? Nah, we aren't nerds! (Lee Crocker) smirk, computers, true
  • Special Waco, Texas Issue, No. 2 (Maddirator) topical, chuckle, religion, sick
  • Fish story (Mark Baldridge) original, chuckle, sexual
  • The *what* of Babylon? (jeff wilder) smirk, religion, true
  • Quite so (Walter Alden Tackett) true, smirk
  • Marketing Geniuses (Ian Staples) smirk, true
  • Special WACO, TEXAS issue (Maddirator) topical, chuckle, sick, religion
  • WYSIWIG (Sarang Gupta) smirk, computers, sexual
  • Shallowford Vasectomy has done it again... (Dave - the - Mage) smirk, sexual
  • They're at it again... (Name Withheld) chuckle, computers
  • A proposed new bit of jargon (John Murray) original, smirk, computers
  • Dying moderators (tada@athena.mit.edu) smirk, metajoke
  • Job Application (Kevbo) smirk, sexual
  • Going ice fishing ... (Frank M. Michels) smirk, gross, heard it
  • Suggestion box (symanzik@egr.msu.edu) chuckle
  • Month of the Tax (Rob Knauerhase) topical, smirk
  • One of these things doesn't belong... (Matt Downs) smirk
  • He's running 5:1 (Jim Griffith) topical, smirk, politics
  • How do you spell Perot? (Bryan Bayerdorffer @ Wit's End) smirk, politics, original
  • Newsflash from the IRS (Alan Munn) topical, smirk, computers
  • Sit down, take a load off! (Kevin McCormick) smirk
  • New charges in Reginald Denny trial (LEMON_JOHN@tandem.com) topical, smirk
  • Finals Scam: Revenge of the Profs. (Michael J Lutz) smirk, true
  • New Ice Cream Flavor (Pete Bellas) topical, smirk
  • Worried about your inner circle... (Cliff Elam) chuckle
  • Caddyshack (Mike Kain) smirk, heard it
  • Wedding Anniversary (Bowyer Jeff) smirk, sexual
  • Clean up Somalia (SEBRI@ariel.lerc.nasa.gov) smirk, offensive
  • I Love Lemon... Not (Michael Gordon Shapiro) chuckle, true, original
  • Modern Problems (J Storrs Hall) smirk
  • Don't send her to the park (Heath I Hunnicutt) smirk
  • Monkey business (Vishram Dalvi ~) smirk
  • What Great Service... (Jason Allen) smirk
  • Urban life (Tage Stabell-Kulo) smirk, true
  • Yes, but could you prove it to the customer service rep? (Mark Feit) smirk, sexual
  • Ionic humor (James G. Acker) smirk, science
  • joke submit (Justine Ehlers) chuckle, original
  • Likely Locale (David Koosis) smirk, true
  • ISlAmaBAD Airport? (Loyd) chuckle
  • Happy Sperm (Leitch@biologysx.lan.nrc.ca) smirk, sexual
  • Authority on Babies (Mikemoe) chuckle, computers
  • I'm built like a newborn (Kevin Filan) smirk, sexual
  • At The Christmas Play (Jean) chuckle
  • Daylight Savings (Rob Knauerhase) topical, smirk
  • Practice what you preach (Neil McKenzie) smirk, true
  • Pet Shop (Nick Hall) chuckle
  • Sex hour (Shubhendu Sekhar Mukherjee) smirk
  • Faster than a speeding bullet (Noel Estabrook) chuckle
  • a scientific metajoke (jjchew@math.toronto.edu) original, chuckle, science
  • No beer in Cleveland, they're out of pitchers (Michael DeAddio) topical, smirk
  • RockNRoll is here to stay! (John Matrow) smirk, true
  • The UN Peace Process (Kanad Chakraborty) smirk
  • Protester Satisfaction Survey (Ben Scott) smirk, original
  • Bananas (Arthur Keller) topical, smirk
  • That's mine (Rajiv Kohli) chuckle, sexual
  • October Fools... (Joel Polowin) topical, smirk
  • Congressmen versus criminals (Walter Daugherity) topical, smirk
  • Disneysleaze (BJLANNING@delphi.com) topical, smirk, original
  • Michael Jackson's new record (Andy J Taylor) topical, smirk
  • Overheard in a Sarajevo confessional (Brian Colfer) topical, smirk, heard it
  • Dear Mr. Computer Club (srb@helix.com) topical, funny
  • Bipartisan budgets (Dave Bakken) topical, smirk
  • Oh where, oh where has my satellite gone... (Jordin Kare) topical, smirk
  • New Intel Slogan (Amitabh Shah) topical, smirk, original
  • IBM & Jurassic Park (Zane Wilson) topical, smirk
  • I drink alone (John Gallant) chuckle
  • teed off golfer (John Bolhuis) smirk, golf
  • Parable of the Garden (gealy@vax.cord.edu) smirk, religion
  • Out of the mouths of babes (Rich Friedman) chuckle, awww
  • Where did the experts go? (Todd Lindstrom 952-3342) smirk, true, sign
  • History repeats itself (David Sherman) smirk
  • A Day In Court... (Derry Lyons) smirk, true
  • No word on what happened to the batter (708) smirk, sexual, true, sports
  • Infinite Choices (Willis Marti) smirk, academia
  • Reach out and touch someone (John Worley) smirk, phones, original
  • One annoyed bride (MARK WUTKA) smirk, true
  • Radical Solution (Architect of Sleep) smirk
  • Politically Correct Lunch (Terry Morris) original, chuckle, true
  • Opens on Impact (pangolin@leland.stanford.edu) funny, original
  • midwest floods (sidak_ok@mike.lrc.edu) topical, smirk, sexual
  • T.V. Land (Chad D Peterson) chuckle, tv
  • Advice for Michael's fans (John S Lundberg) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Mars Observer Found (Harry Langenbacher) topical, chuckle, science
  • The Irish Strike Back (Bill Lawson) chuckle, bigots
  • True sailing story (Bruce Pennypacker) smirk, true, awww
  • Appruximutly Humerus (Lee Sailer) smirk, true
  • This year's "Arrogance in Marketting" Award... (Edwin_Hoogerbeets@go.com) smirk, computers
  • Guy Kawaski in NYT (Don't Know)
  • New definition of Goodwill (Dan Davison) smirk, true
  • collegiate situational (Mark Baldridge) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • It's not bad enough that he lied to the voters . . . (Adam Beneschan) smirk, politics, heard it
  • Committment Defined (Palmyra Pawlik) smirk
  • Hill - Billy Joke (J. Lane Molpus) smirk, sex roles
  • Two cars leave New York.... (Scott Wood) smirk, offensive
  • Stranded on a desert isle.... (NNUUURRRR'C'C) smirk, sexual
  • Exodus, movement of the People (Walter Alden Tackett) smirk, true
  • From the mouths of babes. (Michael J Lutz) smirk, awww
  • All the queen's horses ... (T.S.Reddy) smirk, royalty
  • Languages (bryan ford) smirk, stereotypes, original
  • Vacation memories (Chris Best) original, smirk, stereotypes
  • Say what? (Mark Baldridge) smirk, heard it
  • truth in advertising (Mike Parker) smirk, true, signs
  • The truth shall set you free (Stephen Andrew Weinstein) smirk, heard it
  • miracles of modern science (corleone@skipper.physics.sunysb.edu) smirk, heard it
  • Re: Letters of "Recommendation" (Jeff Adler)
  • Hardware, Software, Systems Engineers (Bob Montante) original, chuckle, computers, sexual
  • Long Rock Blocks (Kevin Oberman) smirk, ads
  • A Misconceived List (Carlo Sgro) original, chuckle, sex roles
  • Bill Session's malady revealed (Patrick Geraghty) topical, chuckle, politics
  • not a smart quote (Pete Gontier) smirk, true, computers
  • Do tell! (Michael Glass at Fermilab) topical, smirk, politics
  • Tandem Layoff Humor (Kevin White) topical, chuckle, original, work
  • Re: request
  • Russian Realists ... (Piotr Filip Sawicki) topical, smirk, politics, international
  • one and one are ... (John Eric Fosler) smirk, math, heard it
  • alt.polynomials exists for people with multiple terms (Christopher Hudel) usenet, chuckle, math
  • like father, like son (James R Crawford) topical, smirk, politics, original
  • Re: Gender testing (John Romine)
  • Coincidence or Prophecy? (Claude W. Anderson) topical, smirk, true, original, politics
  • Gary Larsonian Physics (Andrew Thomas-cramer) original, usenet, chuckle
  • Think about the US Dollar... (Paul Davis) topical, smirk, economics
  • You can fool all of the people some of the time (Stef Jones) smirk, history
  • Shallowford Vasectomy, again (ENGEL,MORTEN ALEKSANDR) smirk, sexual
  • Future TV (Richard Breedon) chuckle, original
  • The day after pill for men... (mary claire pugh) chuckle, sexual
  • Ideal Man vs. Ideal Woman (Anthony Laundrie {x66591 CF/DEV}) smirk, sex roles
  • What an Ass! (Mark Eve) smirk, sexual
  • What about Freedom Rides? (Mr N R Alcock) smirk, sexual, politics
  • Observations (Jonathan Kaye) smirk
  • Fishing for surfers (Walter P. Zaehl) smirk, sports
  • Most quoted book (Jon E. Stroemme) original, smirk, sexual, usenet
  • Where's the "exit" key? (Christopher R Volpe) smirk, computers
  • A funny thing happend on the way to the lecture... (Roy Smith) chuckle, folklore
  • technical awareness and elephants (bowe@osf.org) smirk, computers
  • A Head for Numbers (Samuel E. Buttrey) chuckle, military, true
  • Guaranteed success at intersections (Barry Brown) chuckle, cars
  • It's all in the bait (Gary W. Flake) chuckle, sexual
  • War Injuries (sdoddsir@cc.curtin.edu.au) smirk, military, gross
  • Unix command 'cat' (Craig Presson) smirk, computers
  • Problems in Democracy, #137 (David Daye) original, smirk, politics
  • Burnout Prevention and Recovery (Rob Fruth) chuckle, work
  • The Old Man and the Whale (Andrew M Andrews) chuckle, sexual, racist
  • NAFTA induced changes in Mexico! (Aditya Talwar) smirk, true, culture
  • Reading of The Will (D. Feigelson) chuckle, language
  • UNIX a dictatorship? (Randy J Ray) smirk, computers, true
  • A Waco winner (John Lundberg) smirk, politics
  • Oil's well... (LEMON_JOHN@tandem.com) chuckle, parody
  • The Joy of Lex (David Fuller) smirk, sexual, language
  • Beat it (jamesb@nevada.edu) smirk, heard it, music
  • Those sounds ethereal.... (Dave Jones) smirk, religion
  • Soppy Humor (partee@iastate.edu) topical, smirk
  • Not with a bang... (Dan Breslau) smirk, computers, original
  • Jurassic Park - only fantasy? (James R Crawford) topical, smirk, computers
  • A new Jack In The Box drink (David Shenk 72134,2552) topical, smirk, gross, original
  • How to correct a typo (Robert A. Book) smirk, true, original
  • Davenport, Iowa (tewari@leland.stanford.edu) topical, smirk
  • "That's not funny, that's sick!" (Ali Lemer) smirk, offensive, sexual
  • I bet that'll get his attention... (S. Spencer Sun) smirk, true
  • New newsgroups (jester@vnet.ibm.com) original, chuckle, metahumor, usenet
  • Radio Call Letters (Ed Ahrenhoerster) topical, smirk, original
  • Your Congress at work (Ken B Kirksey) smirk, true
  • barney, original (Kerry Stephenson) topical, chuckle, original
  • Derivative humor (William R Ward) smirk, math
  • Phone sex (Erann Gat) smirk, sexual
  • 2nd Honeymoon (brown@cs.rochester.edu) smirk, sexual
  • Types of Orgasms (Mark Osbourne) smirk, sexual
  • Moving COBOL into the 1980's (Christopher Small) smirk, computers
  • Another Fast Food Sign (Paul Debevec) smirk, economics
  • WACO North.... (David Lesher) smirk, politics
  • They both come in gold, too (Randy Bewley) smirk, sexual
  • Bunny moment in Czechoslovakia (David L. Elliott) smirk, true, language
  • Newfoundland tax evaders (The Next Lexus) smirk
  • Microsoft hypocracy (Ian Dickinson) smirk, computers
  • Armed and Dangerous (Ken Buckland) smirk, awww
  • 50 Ways to Kill an Ensign (Joel Polowin) chuckle, original, parody
  • OBGYN (Gregory S. Long) smirk, sexual
  • How to capture audience attention (Mark Kinney, Attorney at Chaos) smirk
  • Happy Hour (Mark Russell) chuckle, sexual
  • Bad place to be? (Herbert Leong) smirk, travel
  • Time Sheets (Leitch@biologysx.lan.nrc.ca) chuckle, work, computers
  • Why doesn't my password work? (Pete Bevin) smirk, computers
  • Communication departments who can't communicate (FRANK BORGER) smirk, true, phones
  • Boom! (Cmmd. Benjamin Cisco) topical, smirk
  • New unit of time (Chris Phoenix) topical, smirk
  • Unintentional comments on X.400 (Bill Owens) smirk, true, computers
  • a sign of the times? (Stan Reeves) smirk, true, politics
  • Jurassic Park: THE MARKETING EXTRAVAGANZA (Paul Potts) topical, chuckle, original
  • Warm it up yourself (Richard Berlin) original, chuckle, true
  • New Coke campaign (David Cox) topical, smirk
  • Windows NT (mark kraitchman) smirk, computers
  • So they used Kermit's DNA... (Danny Clark) topical, smirk, stereotypes
  • Airport Safety? (Chris Stanaway) smirk, true
  • He got the neighbors, too? (Dave O'Shea) topical, smirk, gross
  • Bringing MS/DOS To The 90's, Quickly (John W. Hillenbrand) smirk, computers
  • Fermat's second-to-last theorem... (Bryce Nesbitt) topical, smirk, math
  • The WHICH guide to Computing (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk, computers
  • A signature posting (Mark Towfiq) original, chuckle, usenet
  • letter bombing at Yale (wilson@blaze.cs.jhu.edu) topical, smirk
  • Real Life, Real Drama (Peter Taylor - Sun Canada General Accounting Mgr. [Toronto]) smirk, true
  • Multiple Choice (Paul Amaranth) smirk, college
  • Ways to make money... (Tension makes a tangle 07-Jul-1993 1053) smirk, money
  • Washday hints (MTOVAR@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Microsoft Magazine (Graeme Wong See) smirk, computers
  • Mom and... dad? (Mike Cepek, MGI) topical, smirk, awww
  • RIP? (Scott Norris) chuckle, offensive
  • Real men don't miss a season (LEMON_JOHN@tandem.com) topical, chuckle, sports
  • World standards (rlang@firebird.newcastle.edu.au) chuckle, true
  • Re: Is there a Santa Claus? (kvk@iexist.att.com) topical, chuckle, xmas
  • More object oriented nonsense (Mike D. Jones) smirk, computers
  • Psychiatrist's "Bah, humbug!" (David Brahm) topical, smirk, xmas
  • Special Michael Jackson Digest (Maddirator) topical, smirk, sexual
  • How to buy a boat (Colin Watters) chuckle
  • The Ramifications of "Computer Literary" (Barry Jaspan) topical, smirk, true, computers
  • why not... (Alan Silverstein) topical, chuckle, original, metahumor, xmas
  • church and sex (John Palmer) topical, smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Well, did he? (original) (Eric Vaandering) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Santa & System Administrators (Ron Boerger) topical, chuckle, xmas
  • What price freedom? (devoy@vixvax.mgi.com) smirk, true
  • Government plan to raise revenue (Bruce Pennypacker) topical, smirk, politics
  • He should have worn gloves (Trinity) topical, smirk, heard it, xmas
  • Erotica and the government (Alexander M. Davis) smirk, politics, true
  • Not about Lorena Bobbitt (Rachel Scherr) chuckle, sexual, awww
  • I love it when you do that (dtd) smirk, sexual, offensive
  • More truthful than intended? (Robert Inder) smirk, computers
  • The new presidential limousine (Bruce x85530) topical, maybe, politics
  • Dictionary of performance review terms. (David Pratt) chuckle, work, heard it
  • Michael Jackson U? (Randy J Ray) topical, smirk
  • Canned laughter (morning impaired) topical, chuckle, gross
  • Computer literacy (priceje) smirk, computers
  • Michael Jackson is environmentally unfriendly (Jason Zions) topical, smirk
  • Not again. (Ed Symanzik) topical, smirk, science
  • Beat it, beat it, don't you make me repeat it... (Joel A. Fine) topical, smirk, sexual
  • LIRR marketing gone awry (topical, tasteless, original) (Bruce McDiffett) topical, smirk
  • Where were you on the night of... (Kendall Helmstetter Gelner) topical, smirk
  • Is there a Santa Claus? (Jim Mantle) topical, chuckle, original
  • I Love Lorena (Maddirator) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Hollywood commercialism (Bruce McDiffett) topical, chuckle, offensive, original
  • Dangerous AND Bad! (Bob Kirkpatrick) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Re: What CAN they do? (Otto J. Makela) smirk, true
  • No discount for John Bobbitt (Sriram Padmanabhan) smirk
  • The Punk and the Drunk (Ronald Cole) chuckle
  • Cool raffle prize (Clyde Smith-Stubbs) smirk
  • Really old bugs (Steve Tolkin) maybe, computers
  • Don't leave home with it... (Bryan Cowger) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Taxi Driver (Colm Buckley) smirk, sexual
  • Where's Michael? (Patrick Kalaher) topical, chuckle, sexual, original
  • What a guy! (Andy Lowry) topical, smirk, sexual
  • This isn't rocket science (Gabe M Wiener) smirk, true
  • Michael Jackson (Flossy the Camel) topical, smirk
  • Solution... (Rick Zeman) topical, funny, sexual
  • definition of exam failure (Dave Snowdon) smirk, college, original
  • The "Good Hands" Insurance Plan (Mike Shirley) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • Maybe they can reattach it... (Don Geddis) topical, smirk, sexual
  • A cure for Barney mania (Becca Sexton) smirk, awww
  • Not a bad idea, though (Jeff Wolfe) topical, smirk, politics
  • NHL Replacement Officials (Dustin Emhart) topical, smirk, original
  • UNIX for the PC (Ernest Prabhakar) funny, computers, original
  • Sure, but does the author use it? (Judi) smirk, true, computers
  • No clocks in new Pittsburgh airport (Marc A. Sarrel) smirk, true
  • Why men snore (Rodney Mertz) smirk, offensive
  • International Finance (Tim Poston) original, smirk
  • Good reply (Matt Fichtenbaum) smirk, sexual
  • A slip of the tongue (Joseph Devlin) smirk, language
  • Guide to kissing techniques (trygve lode) chuckle, philosophy
  • blood transfusions (Tim Poston) topical, smirk, original
  • John Bobbit should have worn one (Harish Devarajan) topical, smirk, sexual, original
  • Why guys really clean their apartments... (Edwin_Hoogerbeets@go.com) original, smirk, parents
  • Califonia's Arsonist found? (umsister@cc.umanitoba.ca) topical, chuckle
  • No tourists on board (Walter Daugherity) topical, smirk, true
  • Don't eat the dirt! (John Opalko) smirk, true
  • Everyone has a price (Shirley) topical, smirk, true, politics
  • football follies (FISHERN3485@cobra.uni.edu) topical, smirk, sports
  • Yeltsin tells the truth (Eric James Ewanco) topical, smirk
  • Software Metrics (Patti Beadles) original, funny
  • Presidential Welcome (Dan Beauvais) topical, smirk
  • Holidays in Arkansas (Elliotte Harold) topical, smirk
  • Over-enthusiastic (Jorg Bauer) smirk, true
  • NRA's irrefutable logic. Where is my murder vaccination? (Mark Baldridge) topical, smirk, true
  • EMail to the Chief (Nicholas C. Weaver) topical, chuckle, computer
  • Where's the Tory? (brad@clarinet.com) topical
  • Appel Newton Fore Sail! (J.David Ruggiero) topical, smirk
  • Vacuous Satisfaction (Walter Daugherity) topical, smirk, computer
  • PC ice cream (Dan McCrackin) chuckle
  • US Postal Service massacres (Dick King) original, smirk
  • Horse humor (Roy Wells) true, smirk
  • Additions to Mount Rushmore (Allan Meers - Sun Education) smirk
  • Wasted Resources/Missed Opportunities (Mark Dionne x5551) sexual, chuckle
  • Computer Bowl question (Stephen E. Miner) smirk
  • Anecdote about Angelo (Pope John XXIII) Roncalli (Ian Chai) chuckle
  • PCMCIAIEIEIO (Chuck Tomasi) smirk
  • cars and their drivers (Bill Ezell) original, smirk
  • Air Clinton (Scott 'Dr. Pain' Turner) topical, smirk
  • The private life of Tolkien (Jonathan R. Partington) original, chuckle, literature
  • old age doesn't have to be bad (Murray Spiegel) chuckle, sexual, old age
  • Insults for the 90's (Bill Robertson) chuckle, technology
  • jack goes to montana (Jesse Montrose) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • Automobile Testers (Glenn Reid) smirk
  • Someone should tell Rush (Jim Harkins) topical, smirk, politics
  • Zappa does the Beatles! (Andrew Thomas-Cramer) original, chuckle
  • Most Dangerous Woman (HERBERG_DAVID@tandem.com) topical, smirk
  • Look and Feel (fred@cis.ufl.edu) topical, smirk, computers, original
  • Rodham Anthem (Richard G. Trott Jr) chuckle, politics, parody
  • Three Strikes and You're Out! (Bill Garrett) topical, smirk, politics, sports
  • Weather brought to you by Slice (PETES@cc.usu.edu) topical, smirk, sexual
  • October horoscope, original (Kerry Stephenson) funny, astrology
  • Kerrigan Fried Chicken (The Whiz) topical, smirk
  • Al Gore IS funny (Bob Jewett) topical, smirk, politics
  • Tree Expert (Bob Luchetti) chuckle, bigots
  • Irish/Mexican cuisine? MacBurrito! (Pete Gontier) smirk, computers, long
  • New story for old punch line (Ken Olum) smirk, metahumor, original
  • Go vs. Chess (Wu Wen) smirk, games
  • Conspiracy by Electric Company (Bob Luchetti) chuckle, heard it
  • You Can Sell Anything If You Advertise It Right (Anthony DeBoer) smirk, ads
  • Avoiding a radar trap (Bruce Pennypacker) smirk, police
  • Strange signs (kayee@cc.umanitoba.ca) smirk, signs
  • A DAY IN THE OFFICE (Peter Boothby - Sun Melbourne SE) chuckle, awww
  • Original Nasal Anatomy Lesson (Colin Wilson) smirk, awww
  • Exposure (Perry McDowell) smirk, sexual
  • What's in a name? (Sam Nelson) smirk, heard it
  • Another true sailing story (Jeremy Elson) smirk, true
  • The butcher and the dog (Nigel M Burnett) smirk
  • Looking for old tests (Walter Daugherity) original, smirk, academia, true
  • actors, actresses, actrons, and . . . (Paul S R Chisholm) original, smirk, computers
  • A very bad sign (Daniel Barrett) smirk, signs, true
  • The IRS's contribution to the War on Drugs (Lauren Wiener) smirk, true, taxes
  • The "brightness" knob still doesn't work (Jack Morrison) original, smirk, tv
  • Assimilating the culture (CDEWILDE@arts.cc.monash.edu.au) smirk, awww
  • Virtual Reality Fashion Problems (~Vireday) smirk, sex stereotypes, computers
  • Re-inventing Gov't (Terry Morris) chuckle, computers, politics
  • And I thought UCD was in Davis... (Jeff Shepherd) topical, smirk, signs
  • Tonya Harding Center for Opponent Neutralization (John S. Jacob) topical, funny, sports
  • Weight loss & make-up? (Sven Dietrich) smirk, products
  • Will John Bobbitt never learn? (Rich Holmes) topical, smirk
  • the Olympic spirit (Robert N. Winters) topical, smirk, olympics
  • Roadside snack (Larry Meadows) smirk, signs
  • Airline Slogans (John Harvie) original, smirk, ads
  • Time and Tides (Marc Auslander) smirk, true
  • Another amusing sign (Michael G. Katzmann) smirk, signs
  • grad student's checklist (blythes@cs.rpi.edu) chuckle, academia, computers
  • This is FUN? (Bill Blum) smirk, signs
  • Teaching your Automatic teller who's boss... (Simon Hackett) smirk, computers, original
  • Useful signs (RRB Moderator) smirk, signs
  • Gravol (Paul Tomblin) smirk, warnings, true
  • RICH WOMAN (sidak_ok@mike.lrc.edu) smirk, sexual
  • Snow Job (Crispin Cowan) topical, smirk, olympics
  • Improving the User Interface (BUTTING@waikato.ac.nz) chuckle, computers
  • Recent spate of granny-aged mommies in UK (Jacob Salomon) topical, smirk, old age
  • The Top Ten Reasons Not to Marry Ariel (Dean) smirk, movies, original
  • Kerrigan Assault -- Plan B (James G. Acker) topical, smirk, Olympics
  • Anti Valentine's Day Party results (Edwin Hoogerbeets) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Huh? (Willam J. Blackert III) smirk, computers
  • Windows marketing (Herb Peyerl) smirk, computers
  • Same to you, ma! (Marc Cooper) smirk, awww
  • Change notice -- Planck's constant upgraded (Daniel F Boyd) smirk, science, original
  • University Reorganization (DAVEL@yang.earlham.edu) smirk, academia
  • Aggie employee (Thomas Hyer) original, smirk, stereotypes
  • Mom Must Be a Nurse (Miles Abernathy) chuckle, awww
  • I'm in the Army... (Allan R Hise) smirk, military
  • The Serbs are just scapegoats (Roy Johnson) topical, smirk, corporations
  • New earthquake fun for college kids! (Jim Sabo) topical, chuckle
  • President Hillary (David Daye) original, smirk, politics
  • Original, song parody, Clinton (Kevin THEOBALD) topical, chuckle, politics
  • Lorena Bobbit/Michael Jackson (William J Pirkl) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Job description (Vijay Madisetti) smirk, ads
  • Buffalo Bills freeze again (Roderick Hartley) topical, smirk
  • Try some Tylenol (Bad Scooter Searching For hHis Groove) smirk, racist
  • Stick Figures (Christopher Barkley) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • How did she know? (Brian Safford) smirk, sexual
  • Beats a scotch and soda. (Steven Abrams) topical, smirk
  • MAKE.TENURE.FAST (David DeMers) topical, chuckle, academia, parody
  • Render Unto Caesar... (presley@astra.att.com) smirk, religion
  • Jargontalk (Henry O. Farad) smirk, computers, poetry
  • Buffalo Hunters (Chris Wood) smirk, science
  • Re: Need guinea pigs (Morris Jones) smirk, teaching
  • Memory trouble (Ann Summers) chuckle
  • 148 Thesis Donts (Peter Alan Dutton) chuckle, academia
  • more toilet humor (Ervan Darnell) original, smirk, sex stereotypes
  • Only two drinks tonight (Joshua Mittleman) chuckle, heard it
  • Ice Skate 'Action' Figure (Dan Miley) topical, smirk
  • Prince of Wales (John Nixon) topical, smirk, irony
  • Signs In San Jose (Teach-A-Rooty) smirk, true
  • Michael Jackson out-of-court settlement (Tony McAlinden) topical, smirk, sexual
  • A NEW Bobbitt! (John Williams) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Power PC Users (Robert John Butera) smirk, computers
  • Tonya Harding, a hockey fan's perspective... (Jeremy Anderson) topical, chuckle
  • What's for lunch? (mark kraitchman) topical, chuckle, disgusting
  • High quality dog (BHATIA@vaxa.cis.uwosh.edu) maybe
  • Perseids Meteor Shower report (Steve Sears) original, smirk, long
  • Baby Polar Bear (Jim Bob Howard) smirk, awww
  • Voted "Most likely to lose his job" (Matthew Merzbacher) topical, smirk
  • L.A. Earthquake (Andrew Disseldorp) topical, chuckle
  • This is advertising? (Alan S. Mazer) smirk, computers, ads
  • The end is near (Stef Jones) topical, smirk
  • California's problems (Alain van der Heide) topical, smirk, original
  • The Problem with HAL (Stef Jones) chuckle, computers
  • Cold & Government (William E Williams) topical, smirk, government
  • LA Disasters (Jonathan Katz) topical, smirk, computers
  • Pesky Solicitors (Jeffrey David Brown) smirk
  • The Digital age (Ronny Kohavi) topical, smirk, computers
  • Lorena Bobbit Trial--Special Edition (Maddirator) topical, smirk, sexual
  • Chinese Mice (Jinghong Li) smirk, politics
  • Los angeles Earthquake Conspiracy (dr. carasso) topical, smirk
  • Don't drink the water. (Ed Symanzik) topical, smirk
  • Irish gas station (Gavin Peters) funny, politics
  • Happy Birthday, Dr. King! (Mark C Spaeth) topical, smirk, true
  • Wilson Announces Anti-Quake Bill (Michael Stone) topical, chuckle
  • confused message (D. V. Henkel-Wallace) smirk, true
  • Apple Project Names (David Horvath) topical, smirk, computers
  • Special Nancy Kerrigan issue (Maddirator) topical, chuckle
  • Why professors are the smart ones (Bruce Pennypacker) smirk, academia, true
  • most people have a preference (Paul S R Chisholm) chuckle, sexual
  • Expert Palm Reader: Your future is in YOUR hands! (Sharan Kalwani) original, smirk, sexual
  • Hey, now the trains are on time! (Derek LeLash) smirk
  • A survey about LD relationships (Francisco X DeJesus) funny, sexual, religion
  • Just following orders (Howard Gayle) original, smirk, true
  • Plutonium (Carlo Graziani) topical, smirk
  • medicine, doctors, billing, grin (roger firestone) original, smirk, doctors
  • L'Eggs Changes Advertising (Craig Burley) topical, smirk, ads
  • Guns 'n Bombs (Don Wiggins) smirk
  • means of support (Hal Mueller) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Christmas Confusion (mkgray@mit.edu) topical, chuckle, awww, religion
  • Medical breadkthrough (Jonathan R. Partington) topical, chuckle
  • manners (ROY TRUMBULL) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Michael Jackson, encore! (Maddirator) topical, smirk
  • But do they get any free stamps, or is Jimmy Hoffa coming, too? (David Lesher) topical, smirk
  • I nuked my buddy at lunch today... (Anonymous By Request) smirk
  • New Publishing Trends (Alex Chun) original, smirk, computers
  • New series on Fox (sylvar@ufcc.ufl.edu) original, smirk, engineers
  • TV MID SEASON (ROY TRUMBULL) topical, smirk, original
  • Birds, Bees, and Mailmen (Matthew Sowder) chuckle, sexual
  • Joke No-No's (Tom Frauenhofer) smirk, metahumor
  • The following is an unpaid commercial announcement (Pete Gontier) original, chuckle, disease
  • OJ Simpson Digest #3 (Maddirator) topical, smirk
  • Altar Girls? (Clark Davis Adams) topical, smirk, sexual
  • A Better Mousetrap (Mark Alan Erickson) smirk, computers
  • Ticket to Jeopardy (Anand Venkata Raman) smirk, economy
  • Picabu! (Steve Magee) smirk, awww
  • Why Babies Need So Many Clothes (Tom Cross) chuckle, awww
  • The LAST Flood of '93 joke (Steve Magee) smirk
  • Top Ten Reasons for Studying Martial Arts (Daniel Abramovitch) chuckle, original
  • The literate Irishman (Jon Berger) smirk, accents
  • Re: World standards (Jonathan B. Horen) topical, smirk
  • Michael tries for Eagle (Matthew J. Bailey) smirk, sexual
  • O.J. Simpson Digest #2 (Maddirator) topical, smirk
  • talking about sailboats... (Tom Weaver) smirk, sexual
  • Special O.J. Simpson Issue (Maddirator) topical, chuckle
  • Lawyer Rings True (Brian McMinn) smirk, religion, original
  • Re: RSA license stuff. (for r.h.funny) (Andrew Brennan, LRC Manager) topical, chuckle, usenet
  • Office Courtesy Story (Christopher J Milner) smirk, signs
  • TOP 20 ENGINEERS' TERMINOLOGIES (Diagnostics and Self Test Calibration Section) smirk, engineering
  • Vegas Rules (LYONS@scri.fsu.edu) chuckle, true, original
  • Technology of tomorrow...today! (Wonko the Sane) smirk, computers, true
  • CBs in the 90s (Rocky Craig) original, smirk, computers
  • Close Encounters of the Weird Kind (gvw@cs.vu.nl) smirk, sexual
  • old fisherman-psychologist story (bdragoin@UGA) smirk, sexual, true
  • Fish and Chip Shops (The Weird One) original, smirk, stereotypes
  • Cerebral oxygenation and men (Bob Luchetti) smirk, sexual
  • airport ticket agent terminology (Nick Beeson) chuckle
  • Priorities change as you get older... (jta1@cornell.edu) smirk, heard it
  • Bring your coffee (David William Etherington) smirk
  • Carnac the Magnificent (Lauren Bricker) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • DEC has not lost its timing, despite industry reports to the contary. (Lee D. Rothstein) topical, smirk, computer
  • Haitian Infield Embargo (MikeTRose@aol.com) topical, smirk
  • Collector's Item? (Walter Daugherity) topical, smirk
  • Hooters (Dennis M. Reichhold) smirk, sexual
  • Dan Rostenkowski indictment (Jim Bertram) topical, smirk, original
  • Original - D-Day Anniversary (David Chesler) topical, smirk
  • The Garden (?) State (Dawn Myfanwy Cohen) smirk
  • Recursive References (Ben Caradoc-Davies) smirk, computers, true
  • The last cigarette (Matt Fichtenbaum) smirk, computers, original
  • Sweet Talk (Jason Gray) smirk, stereotypes
  • She must have been a librarian (Keith Peterson) smirk, true
  • Ice Cream Parlor Emasculation (Lawrence Curcio) chuckle, sexual, true
  • Barney == Satan (Brian Kendig) smirk, tv
  • What do they recommend? (Edwin Hoogerbeets) original, smirk, grammar
  • A flood of praise... (Daniel Mittleman) smirk, academia
  • Unbiased journalism (Clay R. Zambo) smirk
  • An Obscene Phone Callers Worst Nightmare! (Tracy Schuhwerk) original, smirk, true
  • Geek Speak! (Susan Loggiodice) smirk, computers
  • A vivid image (Walt Crittenden) smirk
  • girls and electricity (Robert Snyder) smirk, stereotypes
  • Hacker Dating Tips (Don Gratton) chuckle, computers
  • Speech Recoginition is a Good Thing (Brad R. Wetmore) smirk, computers
  • Denver airport (GARY) topical, smirk
  • Rampant Comedy in the Streets (Steve Trimberger) topical, smirk
  • Oh Thank Heaven for 7-Eleven (Sarah Durston Johnson) smirk, stereotypes
  • Winter Jokes. (Brad R. Wetmore) topical, smirk
  • It's Dan Quayle, Eager to Please (Rob Fulwell) topical, true, smirk
  • Life is fragile (Steve Zimmerman) smirk, language
  • Michael Fay caning (J S Greenfield) topical, smirk, pun
  • What if Earth First! handicapped the NFL? (Chris Carter) funny, original
  • Timothy Leary (grstate@infinity.metrowerks.ca) topical, smirk, true
  • Vacationing in Italy (kilroy@gboro.rowan.edu) topical, chuckle
  • All we like sheep (William McClatchie) smirk, sexual
  • bobbitt hillbillies.. (Randy Wigginton) topical, smirk
  • Personal computing at _Scientific American_ (trygve lode) smirk, computers
  • Hillary's KFC Bucket (Carl R. Knecht) smirk, politics
  • Rob's Life (Rob Earhart) original, chuckle, college
  • IT ALL DEPENDS (Brian Powell Geeting) original, chuckle, old age
  • Motorola, Intel and a World Class IDIOT (I. Nandhra x 4567) chuckle, computers, management, long
  • THE TOP FIFTEEN RIDICULOUSLY LONG BIBLICAL NAMES (Stephan Zielinski) original, funny, religion, language
  • I can't help you, I'm in TQM (Chuck G.) smirk
  • whom don't you believe (Frank E. Ritter) smirk, weather, original
  • the truth about Smokey the Bear (David J Lanznar) smirk
  • 11-year-old murderers sentenced (rutkows@cc.umanitoba.ca) chuckle, original
  • Each one with its own stamp? (David Lesher) smirk, computers
  • Compiler support call (Andrew Beattie) original, smirk, computers
  • soon there'll be a vacancy for a headline writer--or a president (Alexander Pruss) topical, smirk, news
  • cajun humor (Merle Grall) chuckle
  • #include (Ross Clement) topical, original, smirk
  • Some people just can't erase those memories of Watergate... (Daniel Mittleman) topical, smirk
  • pass rejection (Bob Gibson) smirk, dating
  • A hole in 1,000,000??? (David J. Pepper) topical, smirk, original
  • ...And we'll send the bill to you! (And then comes the Duck!) smirk, signs
  • Nixon (Nick Rothwell) topical, smirk
  • Job Description (Gregory N. Bond) smirk, sexual
  • Nixon one-liner.... (Dustin Emhart) topical, smirk
  • Take Off, Eh? (Bud Greasley) smirk, ads, original
  • Rock on... (P.J. Geraghty) topical, smirk, gross
  • A financial aid ad (Matthew A Lecher) smirk, college
  • Nixon's Day of Mourning (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) topical, smirk
  • Tricky Dick (alan inkster) topical, smirk
  • And he likes to walk in the street (Jeff Johnson) smirk, driving
  • Richard Nixon (Trevor Johnson) topical, smirk
  • These joint ventures stink (Alastair France) topical, smirk, gross, original
  • New life in an old cliche (Jonathan R. Partington) original, smirk, sexual, computers
  • New Food Labeling Requirements (B. Z. Lederman) smirk, true, original
  • New technology in phone solicitation (Ian Chai) original, smirk, true, phones
  • White House run by Foreign Agents! (Steve Forrette) smirk, computers
  • I didn't know I could do that! (Dave Dodson) smirk, law
  • I have no mouth and I must scream (Mark Chartrand) chuckle, true
  • Mystery Gift (Jason Gray) smirk, heard it
  • Bill Clinton Doll (Geoffrey Kidd) smirk, original
  • What that degree will get you... (Ken B Kirksey) smirk, true, academia
  • Good Help is hard to find...... (David Lesher) smirk, heard it
  • You will ... (Frederick Wheeler) chuckle, parody, original
  • Alternative to "Take Your Daughter To Work Day" (George Feil) topical, smirk
  • Lesbian Interior Decoration (David Wee) smirk, sexual, offensive
  • TQM in Action (Alfred_B_Bortz@globe.edrc.cmu.edu) original, chuckle, true
  • Religion according to K&R (pst@tarnover.shockwave.com) original, smirk
  • FOOTOS -- A Guide to Modern Operating Systems (Jeremy Elson) chuckle, computers, original
  • Working Smarter (Alan Miller) smirk, marketing
  • A little pocket of oppression. (Miles Johnson) chuckle, sex stereotypes, original
  • Be patient, your post will not appear immediately! (Jim Sabo) smirk, computers
  • News at 11 (Steve Groom) smirk, news
  • How to Address a Politically Correct Business Letter (Andrew Berman) original, chuckle, stereotypes
  • say the right thing (Zhong) smirk
  • Safety First (Vijay Tulsiani) smirk, computers
  • Blank Page (msz2@po.cwru.edu) smirk, computers
  • Baseball openers -- Ceremonial pitches explained (Kevin P. Martin) topical, smirk
  • John Bobbit is Engaged (Susan Hamson) topical, smirk
  • Truth in Advertising (Peter Lombrozo) smirk, true, original
  • Problem Solving Flowchart (Harry Salvini) chuckle, heard it
  • Math Exam (Anonymous Submission) chuckle, racist, offensive
  • Top 10 (Thomas Beshere) smirk, original
  • Heard in a movie theater.... (Elliot Smorodinsky) smirk, awww
  • Computer Scientists (L.J. Wischik) smirk, comptuers
  • But I *do* write software... (Steven King, Software Archaeologist) funny, books, computers
  • MAKE MONEY FAST! (jpalmer@onetouch.com) chuckle, chain letters
  • Jesus in the bar (Rebekah.Schreffler@cyberlink.beaver.pa.us) chuckle, religion, slackers
  • Walter Payton murders three people ! (SYSDMCKE@vm.uwp.edu) topical, smirk, sports
  • Top ten reasons to become a woman (Clayton Brooks) original, chuckle, gender roles
  • It's pretty sick (Dawn Cohen) topical, smirk, politics
  • Campaign Slogan for DC Mayor's Race (Guest ID) topical, smirk, politics
  • A Voice from Above (Chris E. Becht) smirk, religion
  • Mr. Clinton, white courtesy phone (Jeri Steele) topical, chuckle, aviation
  • presidential assignments (The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo, FRC) topical, smirk, sexual, heard it
  • And there's a blue light special in Aisle 12 . . . (Sunita Kumari Bhatia) topical, smirk, mergers, original
  • Better than Neiman-Marcus Cookies (KALOTHI@cmsa.berkeley.edu) chuckle, astronomy, urban legends
  • Lockheed - Martin Marietta - Air Force Merger (gandalf@squirl.oau.org) topical, chuckle, military
  • Just don't inhale...... (David Lesher) topical, smirk
  • MAKE MONEY FAST!!! (Lee Sailer) smirk, computers, original
  • Welcome back to school! (Bruce Pennypacker) topical, smirk, true
  • New USAir Route (Robert Cradock) topical, smirk, aviation
  • Advice for a better marriage (Donald E. Carver) smirk, marriage
  • good negotiators can negotiate ANYTHING (Susan Fuhs) topical, smirk, sports
  • Funny, but real, chain letter (Othar Hansson) topical, smirk
  • Beware of dating musicians! (Brent -Mac- McNamee) smirk, musicians
  • The Virginia Senate Race (Chr_st_n_ _uror_) topical, chuckle, politics, original
  • Close, but no cigar. (Stacy W Slagle) topical, smirk, aviation, politics
  • Dead men don't wear... (Victoria Barclay) smirk, clothes
  • The delegates stampeded... (Carlo Graziani) topical, smirk, celebrities, original
  • Bobbit: no such file (Daniel Abramovitch) topical, smirk, computers, sexual, original
  • Perverse Computing (Alan R Meiss) original, chuckle, computers
  • for the man who has everything... (Unidentified Submitter) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • hi-tech road kill (Stefan Chakerian) topical, maybe, computers, original
  • Perverse Guide to Jobhunting (Alan R Meiss) original, chuckle, original, employment
  • Ahoy, Fidel! (m0165@tnc.UUCP) topical, smirk, original
  • Faithful to the end (Kurtis Araki) chuckle, gross
  • Everything else is... (Scott Cooper) topical, smirk, television
  • First Death Experience (Robert Copps) life, awww
  • Big fish eats little fish (Jaime Villacorte) topical, smirk, military, original
  • USAir Begins with U (Walter Daugherity) topical, smirk, aviation, original
  • Murphy's Law Proven (Scott Davies) original, chuckle, physics
  • How to attract voters... (Andy Pearlman) topical, smirk, politics
  • Computer-illiterate stenographer on drugs (Mark Delany) smirk, computers
  • Don't! Stop! (Mark Hartman) smirk, signs
  • speed traps (Camellia Koleyni) smirk, autos
  • Last exit (Jeff Milton) smirk, sign
  • Future Pulitzer Winner (Tod Weitzel)
  • Re: Where can I buy a marine (Robert Hanners) chuckle, nautical
  • The infinite lives of Shrodingers cat (Sam Jam) chuckle, physics
  • Perfect mates (Robert Lewis Glendenning) smirk, sexual
  • Inadvertent (?) juxtaposition. (Wayne Hathaway) smirk, classes
  • Your Highway Dollars At Work (Brian H. Safford) chuckle, government
  • reverse chain letter (Jeffrey Jonas) smirk, computers
  • Fish Story (Jon Phillips) smirk
  • Corporate lawyers (haines@isi.edu) smirk, lawyers, language, original
  • Next time ask for a jellyfish (GFDEG%CUVMC.bitnet@cunyvm.cuny.edu) chuckle, awww
  • So when are you gonna graduate? (Ian Chai) original, smirk, politics
  • Buses and No-Smoking Regulations (Stephen Andrew Weinstein) original, smirk, true
  • The Ultimate Putdown (Martin Kaplan) smirk, insults
  • Another strange sign (Steven Correll) smirk, signs
  • John Elway and Nicole Brown Simpson (M. Watnik) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • Is it that time already? (Paul Picot) smirk, religion
  • Your Congresscritter on the Information Highway (Thomas B. Cox) chuckle, government, computers
  • Ford Press Release (geo.dosch@genie.geis.com) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • Brrr! (Duncan Chesley) smirk, computers, original
  • Can't we all just get along? (Jeffrey David Brown) topical, chuckle, celebrities
  • New Clipper Chip Application (Lance A. Brown) topical, smirk, computers, sexual
  • Behind You (Roy S. Rapoport) chuckle, seminars
  • Blue with Green equals..... (David Lesher) topical, smirk, internet, news
  • Hey, Rocky! (Jeffrey A. Wolfe) topical, smirk, politics
  • Wife vs. Email (Sweet n Sour Pope) smirk, computers
  • Baby Presley-Jackson (Dylan Rhodes) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • Now that the OJ trial is really getting going good.... (Susan Fuhs) topical, chuckle, celebrities
  • ride 'em, cowboy! (Steven Swinkels) chuckle, awww, sexual
  • Guess he's a little anxious... (Andrew 'Red' Wenzel) chuckle, sexual
  • Why the Internet is Like... (Jean.Camp@brain.trust.cs.cmu.edu) original, chuckle, computers, sexual
  • New way to get AIDS? (drstoi@skcla.monsanto.com) smirk, gross
  • Microsoft Quality (Brad Heaton) smirk, computers
  • Getting Older... (Jay Hipps) topical, smirk
  • Lead Counsel is Anita Bryant (Dan Beauvais) topical, smirk
  • Let's make this perfectly clear... (Doug Peters) smirk, signs
  • curly queues (Cave Newt) topical, smirk, metahumor
  • The Clinton Crime Bill (Dave Landis) topical, smirk, politics, original
  • More favorite signs (Zachary Paul Demko) original, smirk, signs
  • But otherwise, they could be sisters (Craig D Kauffman) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • Neither is endorsed by Rodney King (Jason K. Schechner) topical, smirk
  • We want you to bring us... A DRAPERY! (Edwin Hoogerbeets) original, chuckle, home
  • 94q3/vidgamesym
  • Why can't Johnny read (a map)? (Ren Tescher) original, smirk, geography
  • Good Evening, this are the news (Alex Lopez-Ortiz) original, smirk, TV
  • Flintstone Vitamin Controversy (Rob Kubik) original, smirk, products
  • The Information Superhighway (Chris Green) smirk, computers
  • How weather forecasters deal with dreary forecasts (Edwin Hoogerbeets) smirk, weather
  • Unix Tools for Brits Only (Julian Birch) smirk, language
  • The truth about Washington, D.C. (Bill Campbell) smirk, government
  • Software delivery room? (Larry Cynkin) smirk, awww, original
  • Unwedded bliss (Patrick Campbell-Preston) smirk, marriage
  • Martina Navratilova (Maddi Hausmann Sojourner) chuckle, offensive
  • Inertial Guidance System for dummies!!! (Morteza Ansari) chuckle, aerospace
  • Wedding Vows (Benjamin Hitz) topical, smirk, sexual, celebrities, original
  • Incredible advances in RAM size reduction! (Steven Ashton Walton) smirk, computers, work
  • Sailing class (Imagination of your figment) smirk, heard it, sexual
  • Eureka! (Ronnen Levinson) smirk, signs
  • Doing "the wave" for Brad (nostalgia) (pardo@cs.washington.edu) original, chuckle, metahumor
  • Denny's promotion (Thomas Bromley) smirk, bigots
  • Did She Have Her Father's Permission? (Dan Delany) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • the bobbitt bible (Aimee E. Lorts)
  • Mennonite Mania (MELINDAMS@cedar.goshen.edu) smirk, stereotypes
  • Alaskan Men (Carlos-) original, smirk, stereotypes
  • Rush Limbaugh (Paul Sleven) smirk
  • Noah At High Speed (ROY TRUMBULL) smirk, radio
  • O.J. Simpson & the Flat Earth Society conspiracy (Dale M. Skiba) topical, smirk
  • Discount Dykes! (Daniel Park) original, smirk, stereotypes
  • Mistresses, half off (petruso@ollie.uta.edu) chuckle, heard it
  • news from Mars (Sara Blatt) topical, chuckle, stereotypes
  • Global Bus Error: Jesus coming parody (Zhahai Stewart) funny, computers
  • Nose of God (Conor McMenamin) topical, smirk, sports, original
  • Special OJ Simpson Digest #5 (Maddirator) topical, smirk
  • Guidelines for Submissions -- Once-Only Re-Posting (Sam Nelson) chuckle, original, parody
  • Don King in court (Hitoshi Sano) topical, smirk, original, celebrities
  • Pick-up line for the 90's (mark ashley) smirk, sexual
  • Palms (Richard Muise) smirk, academia
  • Quality processes (Andy McFadden) smirk, office
  • College names (Stephen Andrew Weinstein) original, smirk, computers, college
  • True Bravery (Kevin Anthony Scaldeferri) military, chuckle, heard it
  • Fixing Some Bugs on a Sunday Evening (David A Lyons) chuckle, computers, original
  • But what about our relationship? (Bob Gibson) smirk, sexual
  • A new blond joke, really! (memonk@aol.com)
  • As Canadian As ... (Allan Pratt) smirk, nationalities
  • Escargot saves the day! (Margaret M. Hall) smirk
  • Oh, I'll get used to it (Edward T Spire) smirk, gross
  • Philosophical insight (haines@isi.edu) chuckle, language
  • They shoot joke-thieves, don't they? (Mark Pennington) smirk, pun
  • OJ Simpson Digest #4 (Maddirator) topical, smirk
  • Soccer penalties (Lael Tucker) topical, chuckle, original
  • Dating Quiz (Bart Schorsch) chuckle, relationships
  • Famous Sports Bloopers/Chokes Could Have Been Worse (Craig Burley) topical, smirk
  • As you wish (Ed Symanzik) topical, smirk, politics
  • Sign of the times (doritozilla) smirk, computers
  • 3000 strokes, you're out! (Bill Bulko) smirk, sexual, original
  • Michael Jackson to Emergency Room (rsgibson@cup.portal.com) smirk, sexual
  • You've earned them! (REGES@randb.abbott.com) smirk, sexual, religion
  • Making tourists feel at ease (Geoff Allen) smirk
  • A true story (Gail Flowers) smirk, sexual, awww
  • Barney's Hidden Agenda? (Graphics Group) original, smirk, sexual
  • Absolute Zero of Giftation? (Tom White) smirk, original, pets
  • Top-10 reasons to build Babylon 5 (Parag Patel) smirk, tv, original
  • Ode to Barney (Bill Alexander) smirk, television, parody
  • Pearly Gates for Married Men (Joseph Rohde) smirk, stereotypes, gender
  • TANSTAAFL redux (Dark Phoenix) smirk, grammar, signs
  • political target (SCOTTZ@cc.usu.edu) smirk, politics, original
  • I'm scared to see the ones that aren't (Robert L. McMillin) smirk, bureaucracy
  • Please, Mr. Postman... (Denise C. Bradshaw) chuckle, government
  • Flexible Job Applicant (RANDY@mpa15ab.mv-oc.unisys.com) smirk, jobs, sexual
  • Too Old to Rock and Roll (Lynn Gold) smirk, music, true
  • Standard Bonehead Reply Form (Eric James Ewanco) chuckle, computers
  • What ever happend to IBM? (mertus@archer.cog.brown.edu) original, chuckle, computers, standards
  • System Management Products (Ron Christian x5545) original, chuckle, computers
  • I FOUND JESUS! (W. Douglas West) smirk, religion, offensive
  • Fraud and schemes on the internet... (Augie Kuo) smirk, usenet, scams
  • Can I afford to save that much! (Susan Fuhs) smirk, bargains, true
  • Anything for You (pjquin@ecr.mu.oz.au) chuckle, relationships
  • Microsoft Keyboard (Bruce Pennypacker) smirk, computers
  • One of those has caused enough trouble (Evan McLain) topical, smirk, politics, typoes
  • what to do when the end is near... (Nathan Fisher) smirk, gross, sexual
  • The Bug Came Back (Joel Polowin) topical, original, computers, smirk, parody
  • Kids and Politics (Rick Goldstein) topical, smirk, politics
  • Major Burns, again (Peter Zuccolotto) smirk, gross
  • Better than "Intel Inside" (James Do) topical, smirk, computers
  • Foetal point math (David Wittenberg) topical, smirk, computers, politics
  • The Pilgrims (Alex Demyanov) smirk, holidays
  • Now it's Confirmed (RANDY@mpa15ab.mv-oc.unisys.com) topical, smirk, geography
  • Bama Boffin' (Andrew Groth) smirk, sexual, offensive
  • Yet another Washington scandal (Julian Vrieslander) topical, chuckle, original, government
  • Game with the Warden (Steven Schoenberg) smirk, gross, hunting
  • Chess nuts (csh@ulysses.att.com) topical, smirk, computers, games
  • Invest with Orange County now! (Gary Koerzendorfer) topical, smirk, government, original
  • It's dark in here... (Rus Ambler) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • Gates strikes again! (Dan Zerkle) topical, chuckle, religion, computers
  • Increase your budget with chain-letter viruses (Tony Nardo) topical, chuckle, internet, meta-humor, original
  • Mail order privacy (Mark Nutter, Apple Support) smirk, mail
  • Atom Bomb Stamp Cancelled Digest (Maddirator) topical, smirk, government
  • Intel Pentium Digest #2 (Maddirator) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Green Card Lottery- Final One? (Daniel F Boyd) chuckle, original, parody, usenet
  • Jeffrey Dahmer Post-Mortem #1 (Maddirator) topical, smirk, gross
  • Michael Jackson in the news again! (Shirley Squirrelly) smirk, celebraties
  • top ten favorite mousepads (Adam Sah) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Clinton's Bills (Benjamin Wang) smirk, politics, law
  • Of Microsoft and Manholes (Matt Kennel) chuckle, original, computers
  • Off with his leg! (Brian de Alwis) topical, smirk, politics, gross
  • GATT (Brent E. Boyko) topical, smirk, politics
  • Freudian Slip (Thomas A. Deininger) smirk, medical, true
  • 3 Nuns and an anonymous donation (Richard Rognlie) smirk, religion
  • A Kodak moment (Tom Frenkel) smirk, true
  • How about rubber cigarettes? (karl@grebyn.com) smirk, PC
  • Maybe the theory was right... (Michael Wynblatt) topical, smirk, science, computers, original
  • Red, Raw Meat! (Dave Fuess) chuckle, lunch
  • Q&A: THE PENTIUM FDIV BUG (Michael Reed) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Boy I Love Losing Superbowls (Evan Marcus [JP Morgan Consultant]) topical, smirk, celebrities, original
  • People in glass houses ... (Tim McDaniel) smirk, true
  • Like Father, Like Son (STRAUSS@scs.slac.stanford.edu) topical, smirk, gross, original
  • The Intel Way (George Herbert) topical, smirk, computers, sexual
  • Permission to initial, sir? (Terri Watson) chuckle, military
  • Misinformation Superhighway (Vance Gloster) smirk, internet
  • If only the IRS were run like Microsoft (Michael Glass at Fermilab) chuckle, taxes, bureaucracy
  • The proverbial desert island (A. B. Bonds) smirk, sexual, gender roles
  • Well, *you* voted for 'em... (J Storrs Hall) smirk, testing
  • So What's on Your PowerBook? (Warren Jokinen) original, smirk, computers, parody
  • well, that's one way to come out... (MICHAEL A PHIPPS) funny, parents, sexual
  • Why do I feel I am nothing without... (Justin Wondga) smirk, stereotypes
  • Prediction methods for MTBF (Stalker, Edward, Capt AFLMA) smirk
  • GM names Bausch & Lomb exec as new marketing chief (David E Aman) topical, smirk, ads, original
  • It's not just a good idea... (Jon Berger) smirk, true, government
  • Immigration Crisis and the '94 election (Don Dodson) topical, smirk, politics
  • Union, S.C. (Glen Stump) topical, smirk, gross, original
  • 94q4/profbadday
  • 94q4/taxreturn
  • Out of the mind of babes... (Lael Tucker) original, smirk, kids
  • 94q4/quitsmokebutt
  • 94q4/secretmemo
  • 94q4/welcometooshort
  • Cooking lessons (Raymond C. Minich grad) smirk, cooking
  • To bake the chicken (0x0E2 UNIX The saga Never Ends) smirk, stereotypes
  • 94q4/waybehind
  • Clinton's Popularity (Hal Lillywhite) topical, smirk, politics
  • 94q4/morticianfpole
  • Brave New World - Political Division (SLINE@phs.bgsm.wfu.edu) topical, funny, election, computers
  • 94q4/realquiche
  • O.J. Simpson Digest topical, smirk
  • no, bad teeth (Martin Soques) topical, chuckle
  • Mispellers [sic] of the world, unite! (Walter Daugherity) topical, true, chuckle
  • how to really "make money fast" (Jeff Carroll) topical, chuckle
  • Nixon is no more.. (Tom Head) topical, chuckle
  • Tourism, Florida and sick humor (Joel Andrew Huddleston) topical, chuckle, original
  • It figures (Jim Griffith) topical, chuckle
  • multi-use parts (Murali Hariharan) chuckle, machines
  • Cuba's new national anthem (Peter Janssen Creath) topical, smirk
  • 94q4/manglerels
  • Top Ten list, Microsoft and Intuit Merger (Barlow, John) topical, chuckle, computers
  • AOL's cutting edge customer service (Jim Griffith) topical, smirk, computers
  • 94q4/rome40
  • Top 10 Usenet news groups that don't exist (yet) (Warren Jokinen) topical, chuckle, original
  • Paper training? (M. J. Saltzman) smirk, animals
  • Here comes the bride (David Emery) smirk, weddings
  • Come-on Put-down (Robert M. Farrington) smirk, putdowns, true
  • Even best friends won't tell you (University of New Haven Site Guest Acct) chuckle, heard it
  • Personal Ad of the Week winner (Name Withheld) smirk, ads
  • Next, on Donahue (Susan Hamson) smirk, sexual
  • I never thought I'd be doing this... (angela allen) original, smirk, computers
  • I don't think that's quite what they meant... (Paul Hoefling) smirk, signs
  • drunken drivers beware! (Joyce Owen) smirk, police
  • Top 10 reasons to buy a bigger PC (Christian Scarborough) chuckle, computers, original
  • couple of cajuns in a boat (Tim Schmelter) chuckle, boating, cajun
  • Moses in our time (Marshall Kragen) smirk, religion, awww
  • Full faith and credit (Howard Gayle) topical, chuckle, economics
  • Reason for The Lion King delay in the UK (Jonathan Nicholson) topical, smirk, movies
  • The Gang's All Here (thanatos%home.interaccess.com@mailhost.interaccess.com) smirk, gang paranoia
  • Differences between the 3 branches of Judaism (Ronnie B. Kon) chuckle, heard it, religion
  • Too much time online... (jholder@nmsu.edu) smirk, computers
  • These joint ventures stink (Chuck Narad) smirk, autos
  • What's up, doc? (Mark Ogilvie) chuckle, academia
  • Easter Service (MARK GEALY) original, smirk, religion, physics
  • Bureau of Left and Right Hands (CGaylord@vt.edu) smirk, tests
  • QVC vs Windows (dr. carasso) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Politicaly INcorrect Sexual Humour (0x0E2 UNIX The saga Never Ends) smirk, offensive
  • Quote of the Year (Mark.Maimone@vacation.venari.cs.cmu.edu) chuckle, computers
  • A parking space too far... (Ross Oliver) smirk, excercise
  • Madonna moving up in the world (haines@isi.edu) smirk, computers
  • Now you stop that! (Marc_Hoppins@cegelecproj.co.uk) smirk, sexual
  • Wall Street Wisdom (ddsmith@connected.com) smirk, rumors, finance
  • A fresh start for Haiti (Michael Gold) topical, smirk, celebrities, original
  • Our worst nightmare (Burl C. Tanner) smirk, computers, employment
  • One Screwup After Another (Greg Trotter) topical, smirk, polls
  • And you thought Quayle was bad (MLH Bonham) topical, smirk, news
  • How to not get hired (Marcos H. Woehrmann) smirk, employment
  • Emailing a Portrait (Michael Malone) laugh, computers
  • Parrot/Canary joke (Michael Hogan) smirk, gross, heard it
  • Suicide Art (Noel Estabrook) topical, smirk, celebrities
  • News Flash: C&S to publish book (Brad Templeton) topical, funny, usenet
  • Dr. Seuss Goes Hunting (TMS139@psuvm.psu.edu) smirk, parody
  • If cars were *really* like computers (David Hull) topical, chuckle,original, computers
  • Sporting Goods Sale! (Lee Daniel Crocker) topical, smirk, sports
  • Nun shall pass (Martyn Amos) chuckle, religion, sexual
  • OJ jurors (Paul Wyles) topical, smirk, celebrities, original
  • Latin 90 (David Rabson) original, smirk, computers
  • Rules of Thumb for the Clueless (Scott Davies) original, chuckle
  • burning sensation... (DANADID@delphi.com) smirk, sexual
  • What a faaaaaabulous lamp! (Robin Simons) smirk, offensive
  • Transcripts from the General Motors help line (Michael Edward Chastain) original, chuckle, computers
  • Generations compared (Rick Richard) chuckle, original
  • Poor Jennifer & Ted (Erik Butterworth) smirk, language
  • What a party! (Neil Gall) smirk
  • Three Men in a Boat (Frederick J. Boyles) smirk, boating, gross
  • Re: Cat owners will agree... (Ian Barkley-Yeung) topical, chuckle, animals, kids
  • The Theory of Everything (John Atkinson) original, smirk, physics
  • Stay-at-home dads (Sonia Mayrath) smirk, kids
  • Linguistic balance (Chief Anarchic Officer) chuckle, language
  • What would the Reconstructionists do? (Scott Saftler) smirk, religion
  • 50 Ways To Perplex In The Computer Lab (Eric A. Seiden) funny, computers
  • Realists vs Idealists (Leonard D. Woren) smirk, sports, philosophy
  • Government belt tightening (Paul Rensing) smirk, science
  • Joke stolen from Ian Greenhalgh's SIG (Chris Marble) smirk, sexual
  • You too can be a derivatives expert (Michael Jennings) topical, smirk, banking
  • RIP Barings (Gregory Bond) topical, chuckle, banking, politics
  • Empty Ritual (Jim Davis) smirk, religion
  • What a tough life (Daniel Barrett) topical, chuckle, internet
  • Matchbox up the nose (jmarkus@drmail.dr.att.com) smirk, kids
  • Air Jordan changing direction (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) topical, smirk, sports, original
  • English Broken Here (travis@netrix.com) mirk
  • Land of the Free? (Peter J. Scott) topical, smirk, celebrites, original
  • New Class at Purdue University (Jeff T.P.) smirk, academia
  • Clear direction from RHF (jneff@eniac.seas.upenn.edu) topical, smirk, true, metahumor
  • Position or Momentum, but not both (Mike Andersson) original, chuckle, physics
  • Reply from vending service (Pete Bellas) smirk, quality, form letters
  • Elephants Never Forget (Kendall Gelner) smirk, animals
  • Secret Ingredient (Duane D Morin) smirk, nationalities
  • You bought a WHAT? (George Farnsworth) smirk, stupid
  • What happens when your voice changes (William M. Coney) chuckle, awww
  • Carrier Pigeon Message (JimW903840) smirk, animals
  • Inspiration? (Dan D) chuckle, religion
  • Are you prepared? (Dale R. Worley) smirk, signs, true
  • German Joke (Kevin Roth) smirk, history
  • Not by Jerry Pournelle, oh no (matt.trask@bix.com) funny, parody, computers
  • Hair kit for men only (mertus@archer.cog.brown.edu) original, chuckle, ads, parody
  • You know you're a computer geek when... (Jonathan Haas) smirk, computers
  • A beach tale (Sarah C. Stone) smirk, sexual
  • Rush Limbaugh's cold cuts (dm@hri.com) smirk, celebrities, original
  • Singh, Singh, Singh (Narendra Tulpule) smirk, ethnic
  • Corporate Math (Name Withheld) chuckle, stupid, corporate
  • Re: Well, you've got to teach them culture... (wklosky@nitro.mines.colorado.edu) smirk, language, nationalities
  • Cat owners will agree... (Dawn Myfanwy Cohen) chuckle, animals
  • Make alot of money real fast (Bill Bremer) chuckle, parody
  • Califonia -- The Environmental State?? (Joseph A. Gherlone Jr) smirk, awww, true
  • A Return to Paganism? (Sergej Roytman) smirk, religion
  • Cost Savings (Gene W. Kohring) chuckle, government
  • "Understands and Follows instructions" (J. Paul Landolt) smirk, corporate
  • Times are a-changin' (Jeremy Elson) smirk, true, signs
  • Not unless he has a good lawyer (ALECTO@delphi.com) smirk, awww, sexual
  • I think his is signing autographs (GOODMANS@delphi.com) smirk, celebrities
  • Phone lines aren't transitive! (Steve Goldman) smirk, bureaucracy
  • The Joy of Troubleshooting (JGates830@aol.com) smirk, users
  • Newt (Gingrich) is against _all_ entitlements... (Kevin D. Rich) topical, smirk, politics, original
  • Humor in the Sears Catalog (Byron Hynes) smirk, ads
  • Canada's Triple 'A' Credit Rating. (Daniel J. Cochrane) topical, smirk, finance, nationalities
  • another bird joke (David M. Sibell) smirk, animals
  • Top 10 reasons the weather satellite map isn't working. (Chuck Corley) topical, smirk, computers
  • Legalese (Mark Waks) chuckle, lawyers, langauge
  • Re: Possible bug? (Netbomb NoSupport) topical, chuckle, computers, ISPs, parody
  • Mitnick Cracks Route 66? (John E. Norlin) topical, chuckle, computers, journalism
  • Please hold, we value our customers (Joseph D. Neff) smirk, music, telephones
  • Actual pick-up attempt (Robert Vollman) chuckle, dating
  • Nursery Tale (Mark Conty) chuckle, religion, health care
  • The Blood Lyin' (Fred Medlin) smirk, sexual
  • Adolf's goofs (Andy Coyne) funny, politics, history, original
  • Kevin Mitnick Legal Defense Fund (Maddi Hausmann Sojourner) topical, smirk, computers, original
  • 68040 > 80486 (Robert Nickel) smirk, computers, religion
  • The strikeout king (Tina M. Wood) topical, smirk, government, sports
  • A problem with bicycle mittens (Dick King) chuckle, bicycles, awww
  • Re: WhiteHouse Arithmetic? (Eric Johnson) chuckle, computers, government
  • Back To School (Jack Cooper) original, smirk, computers, users
  • COURTESY STRICTLY PROHIBITED! (Two Sheds) smirk, computers, true
  • Home security for the 90s (Joseph T. Clarke) smirk, pc
  • Mental-Disease-of-the-Month Club (Abner J. Mintz) smirk, psyschology
  • Valentine's Day Poem (Carl and Cherie) topical, smirk, holidays
  • Keep those cameras rolling! (C. R. Oldham) topical, chuckle, politics
  • Speed Shopper (Heikki A. Levanto) smirk, sports, sexual
  • GUARANTEED NEWSGROUP REPAIR (Paul S R Chisholm) topical, chuckle, parody, original
  • Not Guilty, by Reason of Inanity? (Mark Graff) topical, smirk, celebraties
  • Pacific Bell saves its backside (Alan Millar) original, smirk, true, bills
  • Now, do you have any pain when...? (David Lesher) topical, smirk, politics
  • Microsoft and China (Nicholas C. Weaver) topical, smirk, computers
  • Quote of the Day (B. Monroe) chuckle, computers, academia
  • New Math??? (Alan Havens) smirk, true, academia
  • Reach Out and Grope Someone (jbs@ee.duke.edu) smirk, sexual, ads
  • And will spend their honeymoon in... (Jon Leech) smirk, marriage
  • Good grooming! (Bosley John) smirk, sexual
  • Fore!play (Mark Armstrong) chuckle, golf, sexual
  • Interstellar Navigation (Yuval Kfir) smirk, military
  • hearing aids (Seana Evelyn Wood) smirk, old age
  • Electrical Engineering Purity Test (Nabeel Robert Ibrahim) chuckle, computers
  • Stolen hub caps (Roger Pfister) smirk, autos
  • The Information Highway Blues (Jack Jung) smirk, metaphors, original
  • Reality Bites (Dave Flanagan) smirk, sexual
  • Microsoft Windows does Real-Time (John Whitten) smirk, computers
  • The Devil Made Me Do It (Steve Davis) smirk, television, religion
  • Documentation for OS/2 (Chris Rywalt) smirk, computers
  • Cat Food Killer (Karina Montgomery) smirk, cooking
  • Very urban legends (Palmer B. Emmitt) smirk, offensive
  • Taiwan Visa Application (David C. Barber) smirk, translations, forms
  • Lord, what geeks these mortals be! (Christopher Barkley) smirk, computers
  • BBS User from Hell! (Jawed Karim) funny, computers
  • All OJ, All the Time (martin frederic melhus) topical, chuckle, celebraties, original
  • Professor Gingrich! I have a suggestion. (Michael Glass) topical, chuckle, politics
  • Vacation on Massachusetts Bay (The Old Bear) original, smirk, language
  • Disharmony (Pat Ryan) smirk, music
  • I guess he isn't rich or famous yet (Daniel Barrett) smirk, computers, status, true
  • UW-Madison (Michael D Rand) smirk, academia
  • TV: Truth in advertising (Gail Elber) chuckle, tv, true
  • THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT (gary.monaghan@boardwalk.com) smirk, telephones
  • Radical Internet Marketing Approach? (Terry Altmayer) smirk, usenet
  • Kids are pretty smart (JimboC7035@aol.com) smirk, kids, sexual, heard it
  • Wink, wink, nudge, nudge (rkh2@ukc.ac.uk) chuckle, jobs, sexual
  • Contract Bridge (Bill Conrad) chuckle, parody, original
  • SEX AND POLITICS (FinesseSF@aol.com) smirk, politics
  • Definition of an Optimist (Karen M. Bowen) smirk, sports
  • New lows in junk mail :) (The hardest to learn was the least complicated 07-Oct-1994 2004) smirk, mail
  • Prostate Surgery (T. Randolph Harris) smirk, sexual, ouch
  • How to Reduce the deficit (greg martin) smirk, politics, stereotypes
  • How to pronounce computer terms (Piran Montford) smirk, computers
  • Strange Signs Digest (Maddirator) smirk, signage
  • There's a draft in here (Andy Coyne) chuckle, military
  • As ye sow, so shall ye reap (Stephan Zielinski) smirk, sexual, gross, original
  • Orthodox interface (Ed Westemeier) smirk, computers, religion
  • Ant Apocalypse (Jason Hellwege) original, chuckle, insects
  • NOW I understand (John R MacMillan) smirk, computers, awww
  • Advice for Hillary? (Bill Ganoe) topical, smirk, coincedence
  • Proper diskette care and usage (Keith Meidling) funny, computers
  • Yet another Intel Joke (Michael Myers) topical, smirk, computers
  • New Intel Spokesman (Mr. Sarang Gupta) topical, smirk, computers
  • A hard way to learn (Free Spirit) smirk, computers, language
  • Microsoft Clarifies Trademark Policies (Nancy Cedeno) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Bob-bob-a-looh-bah (Mark Hartman) topical, smirk, computers
  • Why Beer is better than Jesus (Robin Siddique) chuckle, religion
  • Self-Selecting Samples in Psychological Studies (NoSlfCntrl@aol.com) smirk, psychology
  • Scottish Health Care (Robert L. McMillin) smirk, nationalities
  • Pet Shop Boys (Bob Sholl) smirk, stupid
  • Hamster Power (John Morgan Salomon) chuckle, animals, physics, original
  • Got to see a great concert, man.... (Sammy Squid) chuckle, music, autos, original
  • How do you spell that? (Thomas F. Zadlo) smirk, guys
  • This bag is not a toy. (Annette S. Riffe) funny, health care, gross
  • Saved by the Bell (W. Jodi) smirk, academia
  • Internal response list (Joel Garry X210 12-Aug-1994 1710) smirk, bureaucracy, original
  • Not just any key (Duane D Morin) smirk, computers
  • Did I tell you that I told you? (Bruce Merritt) smirk, government
  • Barney Limbaugh (Skip Vogt) smirk, television
  • Intel Pentium Digest #3 (Maddirator) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Your Tax Dollars At Play (jennifer whitaker) smirk, sexual
  • Joycelyn Elders finds Employment (Andrew Fischer) topical, smirk, politics, original
  • Information Superhighway: The Real Scoop (Scott Austin) smirk, computers
  • Business is Booming (Dr Nancy's Sweetie) topical, chuckle, computers
  • But who's going to see it? (T-Rex)) smirk, television
  • Australian Christmas (Ian Chai) topical, smirk, holidays
  • FW: Microsoft Loves You! (Tim Lesher) original, chuckle, computers, health care
  • Al Gore, where are you when you're needed? (David Lesher) topical, smirk, government
  • William Jefferson Clinton School of Political Stuff (Steve Barr) topical, smirk, politics, original
  • Truth in Labeling (billk@cs.ukans.edu) smirk, government
  • Pet Shop Politics (U56155@uicvm.uic.edu) topical, smirk, politics, original
  • Blue Suede Uniform (Geff King) topical, smirk, postal
  • Vintage Home Economics Textbook Excerpt (Robert Coats) smirk, gender roles
  • They only fly right here (Scirocco Boy!) topical, chuckle, airplanes, original
  • PC Midwinter Festival in a Pear Tree (Jaye Pinterics) topical, chuckle, holidays, pc
  • What will they call the concert series? (Miles Duke) smirk, music
  • John Salvi Triple Threat (Maddirator) topical, chuckle
  • Length of OJ Simpson Trial (jerm@hurricane.seas.ucla.edu) topical, chuckle, celebrities, metahumor
  • legal riddle (Charles Hunter) smirk, lawyers
  • Chicago/Win 95 (Dan D) topical, smirk, computers, original
  • James Bond would be impressed (ga03021) chuckle, spies, gross
  • Santa's checkride (THEBOBSTER@delphi.com) topical, funny, holidays, aviation
  • Buffalo Come (WOLF@apsicc.aps.edu) smirk, old west
  • Do we face Mount St. Helens twice a day? (David Lesher) topical, funny, parody, computers
  • Addition to Devil's DP Dictionary (everyman@too.many.sites.edu) chuckle, computers, original
  • Snow White and One Perfectly Good Person, Despite Being Short (Sylvia Lanz at GB-15/280 on 40-3939) original, chuckle, movies
  • And you thought usenet flames were rough... (Kendall Helmstetter Gelner) topical, smirk, computers
  • So, a guy is stranded on an island.... (Thomas Margolis) smirk, sexual, animals
  • Just wait until Passover (Tim Rolfe) topical, smirk, academia
  • Computer Nightmares (Jeff Liebermann) chuckle, original, computers, true
  • Liberate the Rolls Royces (D Parsons) smirk, politics
  • More from the one liner file (funny-request@clarinet.com) various, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • TQM from on high (Jason K. Schechner) chuckle
  • It ain't over 'till it's over.... (RobertL937@aol.com) topical, smirk
  • True Airline Ticket Agent Story (Thomas J. Murphy) smirk
  • A Great Success. (RGCarlisle) topical, smirk
  • The True News Digest part 3/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • T-Shirt, LA Riots (Paul Winkler) smirk
  • FUN: Microsoft C++ (Jeff DeMello, Oracle Secure Systems) chuckle, computers
  • Fed Speak (Paul S R Chisholm) smirk, true
  • My PC has gone PC! (Duane Morin) smirk, computers
  • Strawberry Fields Forever (RobertL937@aol.com) topical, smirk
  • The True News Digest part 2/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Electric Train stop. (William C. WadeIII) smirk, swearing
  • First mate, bring me my red shirt! (Malor) smirk, heard it
  • The (other) Two Cultures (Duane D Morin) smirk
  • State Trooper (Martin Schamis) smirk, sexual
  • Democrat joke (Lavonia Tillis) chuckle, heard it, offense=Democrats
  • The True News Digest part 1/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • World-leaders Mailing List (James Hursey) chuckle, computer
  • Funny testing song (James Tierney) smirk, computers
  • Came up in a conversation with a friend... (Jonathan E. Katz) original, smirk
  • 3 guys applying to the CIA... (Ben Dubin) chuckle, heard it
  • Texas Culture (RSPI) chuckle, offense=Texans
  • Theory and Reality (Joseph R. Bauer Iii) smirk
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (Anthony Spataro) smirk
  • Freudian Slip (Dean Horn) smirk
  • Par 1 for the marriage (Tyler Jones) smirk
  • T-shirt joke (peejay@rain.org) smirk
  • Dust Off Your Funny Bone (John Nunley) chuckle, swearing
  • Good news and bad news... (Mike Kavcak) topical, chuckle
  • sick pioneer joke (Scott Joseph Sumerak) smirk, heard it
  • Dictionary humor (smock smock smock) smirk, sexual
  • It really is that color! (Brian Zikmund-Fisher) smirk, computers
  • Newsgroups, one by one (Leonard Woren) topical, chuckle, usenet
  • today's safety tip (Sean Azarin) chuckle, true
  • Poot joke (swanger@mail.auburn.edu) smirk
  • Accidents will happen (David Goodenough) topical, smirk
  • The 4 F's (Akra@aol.com) smirk
  • "lost hat" joke (SIEFERDAN@bvc.edu) smirk
  • What a woman! (Scott Cooper) smirk
  • Penis (Keith) smirk, sexual
  • Real Smart (questar@lucas.emi.com) smirk
  • But what newspaper do you run it in? (Jordin Kare) smirk
  • Shark Chum (Justin P. Norfleet) chuckle
  • Apple warns about buying a Mac (Richard Feuerriegel) chuckle, true, computer
  • Real kitty litter. (Dean Edmonds) smirk, true
  • "Do not operate heavy machinery while wearing..." (Amethyst) chuckle
  • OJ Trial (Gary Brunner) smirk, original?
  • More Truth In Advertising (Dean Tabor) smirk, true
  • Wayne Fontes Wave (Tom Wands) smirk, true
  • So there! (Matt Janis) smirk, sexual
  • Useful error message (Sharad Gupta) chuckle
  • L.A. seasons (Joe Zeff) smirk
  • How's that again? (Everett Greene) smirk, true
  • Oscar Wilde quote (slkbb@cc.usu.edu) smirk
  • Religion in school has its revenge (Anthony Spataro) smirk, true
  • Sexuality and the Lord (Paul Freda) smirk, sexual
  • Shrink Shingle (SSE)) chuckle, original
  • Unhappy New Yorkers (msb@philabs.philips.com) smirk
  • Free OJ! billboard (ANDREI KOROVIKOV) smirk
  • Rednecks (Timothy Allen) smirk
  • Digital's newfound profits (Caleb Cohen) computer, smirk
  • Day off (Keith) smirk
  • Term Limits (Dave Chapman) smirk, scatological
  • Young man seeks rubbers (Barry McGinnis) smirk, sexual
  • Lesbian Frogs (Ken Weinert) chuckle, sexual
  • Microsoft aquires Microsoft Acquires (Joshua Goodman) topical, chuckle, computer, usenet
  • the spirit of Three F (Mark Crispin) smirk, true
  • capitol steps joke re marian barry (Arthur J. Beaudry) smirk
  • The Savey Wife (Paul Freda) smirk, sexual
  • Flaim! Flaim! you r an ideot who cann nott eeven spel (Stephen Andrew Weinstein) topical, smirk, original
  • MICROSOFT to sue satirists (Greg Owen {gowen}) topical, smirk, computer
  • Windows 95 New Feature (Michael Stone) smirk, computer
  • MURDER IN CYBERSPACE, or: MAKE MONEY FASTER (James Hursey) smirk
  • Little Old Ladies (WELKERD@yvax.byu.edu) true, smirk
  • bunny batteries (geo.dosch@genie.geis.com) sexual, smirk
  • Satan at School, New rules set up (David Henkin) smirk
  • 95q2/sig (funny@clarinet.com) true, various
  • Flashing past Fourty (mertus@archer.cog.brown.edu) original, chuckle, sexual
  • Jordan's Autograph (Dale Cook) topical, chuckle
  • Good Times (Rand Whillock) topical, computer, internet, chuckle
  • Ch-ch-ch-chrysler! (Andrew Thomas-Cramer) topical, smirk
  • MICROSOFT Aquires Christmas (Rob Reiser) topical, chuckle, computers, holidays, original
  • another way to say it... (the original dr foo) topical, smirk
  • THREE STRIKES, YOU'RE OUT (Tony Lima) topical, chuckle, original
  • X Files rejected scripts (Bill Conrad) chuckle, television, original
  • Sex, Jewish style (Mr. Mitchell Edelman) smirk, medicine, sexual
  • Why are Jews so smart? (Dag-Erling Smoergrav) smirk, bigotry
  • The God Squad (Andy Coyne) chuckle, religion, publishing
  • That's why the Maytag man is lonely (John Robertson) original, smirk, true, stupid
  • The "Good Old Days" of the I-Way (Chris Rutkowski) smirk, internet
  • Inclement Weather Policy (Karen Denbleyker) smirk, working
  • Old before your time (Robert Vollman) smirk, aging
  • Reply to Wile E. Coyote v. ACME Company suit (Jim Menard) funny, parody, cartoons
  • Kids these days (Paul McFedries) smirk, gross
  • Light Years (Meow3Mix) smirk, ads
  • A powerful report (Chris Murphy) smirk, government
  • Twelve ways to get drunk cheap! (Chris) original, chuckle, alcohol
  • Don't Park Your Car Without One! (Schwartz, Jeff) smirk, cars
  • The Patty Duke Show (fnovacek@email.bony.com) smirk, television
  • Avoid Foul Language! (Thomas Savundra) chuckle, language, profanity
  • Funny answers from school tests. (Roxane Johnson) chuckle, science, stupid, true
  • Math humor (Michael A. Stueben) chuckle, original, math
  • A *real* Digital Sweatshop... (John P Crawford) smirk, computers
  • Personal Ad for the Outdoor loving Guy (Gary Powell) smirk, ads, dating
  • Try THIS in the mosh pit (Kevin Hughes) smirk, parody, computers
  • Oh waitress... (Gino Castellano) smirk, sex roles
  • Usenet posters license (old, recycled) (William Colburn )) chuckle, computers
  • Microsoft gets a little slack... (Kendall Helmstetter Gelner) topical, chuckle, computers, religion
  • from the aescetic to the sybaritic (Peter Gontier) original, smirk, computers, packaging
  • How to be a boss (Christopher Kashinath Patil) chuckle, heard it, nationalities
  • You've Read Oedipus The King... (John Perry) chuckle, literature
  • International sex (Paul Darwen) original, funny, nationalities, sexual
  • newspaper of choice (Stephen Druger) smirk, bigots
  • Who do they think I am ? Superman ? (mpoole@heac006.gb.ec.ps.net) smirk, technology
  • History`s first failed franchise (Jeff Evarts) smirk, religion, gross
  • golfing (NAOMI SULLIVAN) smirk, golf
  • Small town jokes (Alexander Pruss) smirk, stereotypes
  • How To Use This Guide. (John Stewart) smirk, computers
  • LOSE MONEY FAST (Mark Beirne Lively) chuckle, computers, urban legends
  • Petitio principii (Howard Gayle) chuckle, computers
  • Men and hunting (K600833B@vax.edinboro.edu) smirk, sex roles
  • Backwards Bunny (Mark Kovalsky) smirk, ads
  • Antacid or Aphrodisiac? (Dennis Cronin) smirk, ads, sexual
  • Brave New (Business) World (Carl Castrogiovanni) smirk, business
  • You, Moses! (Paul Botts) smirk, religion, government
  • Calling Cards Are Our Friends... (Stu Bell) smirk, telephones
  • f is for ... (Beck-o-rama) smirk, computers, language
  • Try over in Idaho (Scott Cannon) smirk, agriculture
  • Good thing I'm mentally stable..... (Michael J Conover) chuckle
  • Professor UNA Bomber (LEMON_JOHN@tandem.com) topical, smirk
  • Funny kid's statement (Richard Swent) chuckle
  • Who Gets the Profits? (bonnie hutchens) topical, smirk
  • Trial of the Century to end soon (David Chesler) topical, smirk, USENET
  • Can I get an extended contract? (Will Doss) chuckle
  • What's a flasher? (Walt Molzen) smirk
  • GM defends itself in court (Greg Diamond) topical, chuckle
  • correction, geek, bumpersticker, C (Robert Forsman) smirk, computers
  • WC walls (Glen Ketteringham) smirk
  • Valentine's Day presents (Tina Femea) topical, smirk, sexual, original
  • Actually, I hate puns.... (Sylvia Lanz) smirk, computers
  • Interpreting female sexual capacity (Steve Simmons) smirk, sexual
  • re:Johnson Disposal (GPRENTICE@aol.com) smirk, sexual
  • Latest Microsoft Digest (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, offense=Microsoft fans
  • Even my code hates me... (Alistair Bell) smirk, computers
  • Betty Crocker (Keith Meidling) topical, smirk
  • CNN Programming (PJGRAZIANI@ualr.edu) topical, smirk
  • Letter to Reader's Digest (Colm Buckley) chuckle
  • And now a note from Intercourse PA... (C. D. Tavares) smirk, true
  • gruesome and/or sick (Jonathan Ganz) smirk
  • Sex for Dummies (Jim-Michael Smith) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • Surfin the net poem (Terri Cutherell) smirk
  • Some Packwood comments (Funny Guy) smirk, sexual
  • A table for one, please. (John C. Sluder) smirk
  • US Embasy in Russa and the Grenade Launcher (shadow) topical, smirk
  • Love a Bear (Roy Trumbull) smirk, swearing
  • weather reports (Jo) smirk
  • A toddler's opinion (chrisg@emphasys.com.au) smirk
  • The Colonel won't be proud... (Holger Reusch) chuckle
  • Nights of Passion... (Dean Woodward) chuckle
  • Apollo 13 (kfears@haven.ios.com) smirk
  • An Athletic Diet (Mitchell N. Perilstein) smirk, gross, true
  • Radio Z (Hanspeter Schmid) smirk
  • Long trial (PJGRAZIANI@ualr.edu) topical, chuckle, offense=lawyers
  • More from the One-liner file (2/3) (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, digest, offense=almost everyone
  • Chalk up another one (Jordin Kare) original, smirk, computers
  • Airport Announcements (Rick Smith) chuckle, true
  • "Looks like a carrot to me, Bob." (tabby ever after) smirk, sexual
  • Training grounds for public service (Cameron Laird) smirk
  • Transcript or tape? (Gary Koerzendorfer) smirk
  • More from the One-liner file (2/3) (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, digest, offense=almost everyone
  • At a bar... (Bill Conrad) smirk
  • How to Shout in Sign Language (Jim MacDonald) smirk, heard it
  • Domestic terrorism (Chris Best) topical, smirk, offense=Microsoft fans
  • Domestic terrorism (Chris Best) topical, smirk
  • The First OJ Book After the Verdict (Evan Cohn) smirk, topical
  • Sports Short (Gunner44@aol.com) topical, smirk
  • Packwood troubles (Rob Knauerhase) topical, smirk
  • New Age software (Jack Morrison) smirk, computers
  • Great Disasters (David Morgan) topical, smirk
  • Will you "bee" mine? (Diane MacMartin) smirk, sexual
  • More from the One-liner file (1/3) (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, heard it, offense=almost everyone
  • HOW THE GinGRICH STOLE CONGRESS BY DR. SUIT (Rick Namey) topical, chuckle, original, politics
  • Songs of Cesium (parody, original) (nelson@cs.rochester.edu) chuckle, long
  • Topical, Political (Silas Hurry) chuckle, offense=conservatives, heard it
  • French Victory (Gregory Bond) topical, smirk, offense=French
  • What's that sound? (John Bailin) chuckle, heard it
  • The True News Digest part 22/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Suicide (Rickneill) chuckle
  • data transmission 101 (Dave Burton) chuckle, computers
  • Rev. Green (Richard Beckett) chuckle, heard it
  • Just Sit Back and Relax (Randy Cassingham) chuckle
  • The True News Digest part 21/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • An elephant and a plastic surgeon (Amanda Zahorik) smirk, heard it
  • DOS Nursery Rhymes (Sam Jones) smirk, computers
  • Quoting an Insane Austrian Emperor (Dennis Allen Carr) smirk
  • A Reword to the Wise (Aaron Bycoffe) mirk
  • 1001 ...er, 1002 uses (MSPoohBear@aol.com) smirk
  • The True News Digest part 20/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • With this joke, achieve Nirvana... (Helen, The Ill-Tempered Ticket Lady) topical, smirk, gross
  • Humor in Lawsuits (long) (Jeff Lee) chuckle
  • Lost in the translation (This is my bacque pas, this is my faux pas)) chuckle, offense=Christians
  • AOL Disks (Ronald Reiner) chuckle, computers
  • Netscape IPO Funnies (Chris Holten) topicle, chuckle, computers
  • plant biology pun (Paul W. Box) chuckle, sexual, heard it
  • NO SUBJECT PROVIDED (TJ Jehl) chuckle
  • Fishin' around on a Hewlett Packard (Rus Ambler) smirk, computers
  • The True News Digest part 19/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • 95q3/canada
  • Topical: Bill Bennett and Pat Buchanan, how little we knew ye... (Mary Pugh) chuckle
  • A Highly Specilized Dumpster (Your Name) smirk, sexual
  • OJ's Furman Tapes (John Higgins) topical, chuckle
  • The True News Digest part 18/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • "Oh, so THAT'S why!" (Karl Geiger) smirk
  • Hurricane Felix (Hoessle@aol.com) original, topicle, chuckle, sexual
  • ORIGINAL: Win '95 advertising (Mark Wutka) topical, smirk, computers
  • Blue Ribbon (EdenJLG@aol.com) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • Latest Microsoft digest (Funny Guy) topical, smirk, offense=Microsoft fans
  • Waitress Wisdom (H N Simpson) smirk
  • TOPICAL & ORIGINAL Re: Win 95 advertising campaign (Richard Fritzson) topical, smirk, computers
  • fractured fairy tale (Matthew L. Ginsberg) smirk, sexual
  • Vocabulary Homework (maxward@ibm.net) chuckle, stereotypes
  • The True News Digest part 17/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit (alan meiss) smirk
  • Traveling Salesman Joke (MAYORSV@aol.com) smirk, swearing, heard it
  • The NRA would be proud... (Brett Barksdale) chuckle
  • Snap decision? (Tyladog@aol.com) chuckle, sexual
  • new device (Dan Beauvais) laugh, computers
  • The True News Digest part 16/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • town names (Ross Thompson) chuckle
  • Is it merely a coincidence? (Tom Horsley) topical, chuckle
  • New Microsoft Biological Weapons Division to Acquire ICS Refrigerator (original) (David B. Lewis) original, chuckle
  • FUN: Reorganizations (Jeff DeMello, Oracle Secure Systems) smirk
  • Wow, nice fire...lots of smoke, too! (Randy Clarke) chuckle, computers
  • French Bombing Solved! (Andreas Ramos) topical, chuckle
  • joke submission (David G. Beausang) smirk
  • Jerry Garcia one-liners (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, offense=Deadheads
  • The True News Digest part 15/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • A Peril-Sensitive Newsreader! (Matt Welsh) original, smirk, computers
  • Why do USENET articles disappear? (Pete Hickey) original, smirk, computers
  • Disgusting joke (Tatiana A Covington) chuckle, sick, rot13
  • How to get rid of unwanted phone calls. (Elan Feingold) chuckle
  • Administrivia - Happy Anniversary (Jim Griffith - Moderator) less than smirk, offense=people expecting a joke
  • 5 Toughest questions women ask. (RDPMLB) chuckle, offense=women
  • The True News Digest part 14/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Reminder: Group meeting tomorrow (Peter Leppik) chuckle
  • A whole new world - for rec.arts.disney (Mark Hartman) topical, chuckle, USENET
  • Shelf life (Alain van der Heide) original, smirk
  • NASA Downsizing proposals (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) topical, smirk
  • New partner for Sipowicz? (BLSJDRP@delphi.com) topical, smirk
  • Windows 95 Cool User Program (Charles Forsythe) chuckle, computers
  • International finance (Tony Konashenok) smirk
  • The True News Digest part 13/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Attn: stock trackers... (David Lesher) smirk
  • Irish Baseball (Jeffrey Kaplan) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • breaking up with women? (Todd Fulton) chuckle, offense=women
  • Bar Joke (Seth Hillbrand) chuckle, heard it
  • The True News Digest part 12/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Catholic joke [non-offensive] (Harry Haygood) chuckle
  • Threatening Advertisements (Jimmy Dee) topical, smirk, ads
  • Anoterh V-chip Quote (Crispin Cowan) topical, smirk
  • PBS under the Republicans (Timothy Moy) chuckle, offense=conservatives
  • Never thought of it QUITE that way (matija@bix.com) original, chuckle, computers, heard it
  • Anagrams for Information Superhighway (Michael Pollak) chuckle, computers
  • The True News Digest part 11/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Do we *really* need to know that? (Anthony Spataro) chuckle, sexual
  • The history of DOS (Adam Allouba) chuckle, computers
  • A medical problem (Bob Stein) smirk, sexual, heard it
  • "Sir, did you ever...?" (SARDog3752@aol.com) smirk
  • The True News Digest part 10/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Norway (no, NOT the Eurovison Snog Contest) (Chris Parkin Lilley) smirk
  • Genie in a bottle (Steffanie Taylor) smirk
  • Man buying bra (Sebastian) smirk
  • Disney Films rewritten for PC (Peter van der Linden) smirk
  • Trix are for kids (Elkana) smirk
  • Michael's at it again... (Robert M Chittister) topical, smirk, sexual
  • The True News Digest part 9/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • computer humor? (HARLEY!ShovelHD@uunet.uu.net) chuckle, computers
  • Radiation? (eong20@vax7.curtin.EDU.AU) smirk, heard it
  • Technology would be nice ... (DementDJ) topical, chuckle
  • African Grey Parrot Humor. (Charles Fiterman) smirk
  • Airemail (Mark Shapiro) chuckle
  • Tiered pricing (Tony Konashenok) chuckle
  • The True News Digest part 8/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Top ten ways the internet could get worse (Eric van Bezooijen) smirk, computer
  • Fortune Cookies Don't Lie! (AJSchn@aol.com) smirk
  • When Post-Its Don't Cut It Anymore... (George Herbert) chuckle, long
  • A little usenet humor (Michael Pollak) smirk
  • Snapple (Yaacov Haber) chuckle
  • Re: Shark Chum (Nik Simpson) smirk
  • Hugh Grant one-liners (Funny Guy) smirk, sexual
  • The True News Digest part 7/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Woodpecker (Joe Zeff) smirk
  • Forwarded mail.... (Melissa Faul) smirk, sexual
  • On the move at the new IBM. (Sid Manning) smirk
  • I think they've got something here (Joseph J Cox) smirk
  • Russian Joke (Michael Krakovskiy) smirk
  • College view of art (original) (Sarah Ross) topical, smirk
  • The True News Digest part 6/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Saying Grace (Bob Calvert) smirk
  • Uplifting news (true) (Lee Daniel Crocker) topical, chuckle, sexual
  • Warning label joke (Kawamura) chuckle
  • 7 dwarfs (Kimac) chuckle, sexual, swearing
  • Good Ol' Jesse Helms (RobertL937@aol.com) topical, smirk
  • Heard on the radio (Naama Ben-David) topical, smirk, sexual
  • A Little Too Much to Drink (Mike Burke) chuckle
  • joke (Graham King) chuckle
  • Topical (Bruce Hamilton) topical, smirk
  • The True News Digest part 5/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Albert DeSalvo Honored (Jeanne Goodman) smirk
  • But it's natural and organic... (The Old Bear) chuckle
  • Lost (endorsements) in Space (original) (Nick Simicich) topical, smirk
  • TV licence bill (Karen Roem) smirk
  • News, smirk, newspaper reporting (Jeffrey Firestone) smirk, true
  • Vernon distraught... (Monument) topical, chuckle
  • The True News Digest part 4/22 (Funny Guy) smirk to chuckle, swearing, sexual, offense=just about everyone
  • Apology (Cardinal Ximenez) original, chuckle, swearing
  • Beans, Beans, the magical fruit (jcm9@lehigh.edu) smirk
  • colin powell dropped out, but... (gabe rosenkoetter) smirk
  • Bobbitt... Would You Believe? (JOEPALEN@delphi.com) original,
  • Trick or Treat (original) (Steve Kirkish) original, smirk
  • Santa's Christmas Shopping (John Smolka) topical, smirk
  • I love you, Mommy (Robert Vosatka) smirk, awwwww
  • The College Food Chain (Brock Schneiderman) chuckle
  • True Christmas Story...shopping, parking and injuries (William Daul) topical, smirk
  • The Non-discovery of Australia. (Robert B. Alcorn) chuckle, offense=Dutch, Spanish, French, English
  • ACLU Sues Santa (shadow) topical, chuckle
  • But what's the limit of the elevator? (Ranma Saotome) original, smirk, math
  • Win95 vs Jesus Christ (Wayne Davison) topical, chuckle, computers
  • Boston's new tunnel (Glenn E. Brensinger) smirk, heard it
  • Typographical Error (Bill Kinnersley) chuckle, Spanish
  • Seen on condom machine... (Erick Marvi Vermillion-salsbury) chuckle
  • First Grade Hell (TDJSQUARED@aol.com) smirk
  • Best Sign (Michael R. Grabois) chuckle
  • Are these wafers kosher? (Paul Israel) smirk
  • And he faced his mortality..... (Nancy Bonanno) chuckle
  • Why important people are important... (True story) (Joseph Carl Pemberton) smirk
  • A bad .sig day (original) (James A. Cherry) funny, USENET
  • A Bosnia solution (mertus@archer.cog.brown.edu) topical, smirk, offense=postal workers
  • A conversation with a pollster. (Charles Fiterman) smirk
  • Oh bull! (Jim Knepley) topical, smirk
  • A REAL budget battle... (Robert Whisler) smirk
  • Mechanical Genius (giri iyengar) smirk
  • Solving the Serbian problem (Pete Bellas) topical, smirk
  • Special Funky Extra-Shake Towel (joshg@mit.edu) smirk
  • Santa is a System Administrator (Keith Meidling) chuckle, computers
  • (Government related) Bond Issue by Lehman brothers (J. Cappe) smirk
  • Things in Common (Michael Quinn) smirk
  • net censorship (Kevin Hinshaw) topical, chuckle, USENET, sexual
  • Only Lost One Game (Gordon Banks) smirk, heard it
  • michael jackson in the hospital (Bryan James Lekas) topical, smirk, sexual, sick
  • Calling In "Sick" (DBOG1@aol.com) chuckle, sexual, sick, heard it
  • The next government shutdown (James W. Stephens) topical, chuckle
  • Dinner Time (Ken Kubey) chuckle, sick
  • The latest news (Dan Zerkle) topical, smirk, computers
  • License Plate (Dan Mallison II) smirk, offense=lawyers or NRA
  • Taking care of business (Elkana) smirk
  • MIT is so cool (John Thomas Mongan) chuckle
  • Gee, Dad, I'm Impressed! (Keith E. Brandt, M.D.) smirk, sexual
  • Natural Born Morons (dhsetzer@access.digex.net) chuckle
  • World War II Ace? (Bill Mc Caffery) chuckle, heard it
  • Grosser than Gross (Jeffrey Champa) smirk, gross
  • Are you _sure_ they're not returnable? (Lucian P. Smith) chuckle
  • Programming problems (Benjamin Wong) smirk, computers
  • Thin Walls (original) (DayneG@aol.com) original, chuckle, sexual
  • Tolkien.SYS (Dave Jarvis) chuckle
  • (topical): Xmas (Heikki A. Levanto) topical, chuckle, offense=Christians
  • Speech Pathology (Cameron Bales .:.) original, chuckle, offense=speech-impaired people
  • Early Retirement (Lawrence T. Hardiman) chuckle, long
  • Mac's World (Jonathan F Partee) smirk, computers
  • How much time do I have?!? (Hansang Bae) chuckle
  • Thesis loophole (David M. Cottle) smirk
  • Windows 95 a la Shakespeare (Adam Allouba) chuckle
  • Fashion Cafe's Gimmick (Unknown) smirk, offense=people with eating disorders
  • Barney Goes Natural (BJLANNING@delphi.com) topical, smirk, original
  • Annals of legal etiquette (Mitchell Wand) chuckle
  • Greenkeepers lament (Guy Smith) smirk
  • Downsizing Government (Jim Hargrove) chuckle
  • Your headlights have been left on... (Keith Rimes) smirk, long
  • Bike helmet opinion form letter (Timothy E. Vaughan) original, chuckle, USENET
  • Bob Ross Painting Humor (The Traveling Squirrel) smirk
  • Medical questions - silly answers (Todd Anderson) smirk
  • Herodotean pastiche (Adam Bucky) original, smirk, historians
  • Freakin' the Evangelists, or: Later, Day Saints! (TRISTAN CLAIR DE LUNE/KEN MONDSCHEIN) chuckle
  • Uncle Sam Wants...a goat? (Tina Mancuso) smirk
  • Intelligent graffitti (Ian Samuel Potter) smirk
  • Conference submission rejected (bhat@cs.mu.oz.au) smirk, computers
  • The Beatles' New Song. (Michael A. Chaplin) topical, original, smirk
  • Very basic first aid treatment (Tye Leslie Sanders) chuckle
  • More uudecode humor (Kyle Barger) smirk, computers
  • Error messages (Timothy J. Hunt) chuckle, computers
  • PC Magazine Headline (BobFrMI@aol.com) smirk, sexual, computers
  • Munch, Chomp, Burp... (Allen Reeves) chuckle, sexual
  • My mother the sex fiend . . . (Naomi Zikmund-Fisher) chuckle, sexual
  • Halloween costume - tasteless, perhaps offensive (Todd Anderson) topical, smirk, sick
  • Prejudice (Ryan Simmons) smirk
  • government shutdown (Kevin G. Anderson) topical, smirk
  • Give Peace a Chance (Scott Truesdell) smirk
  • government shutdown (Sam Steingold) topical, smirk, computers
  • Campus safety tip (Jason E. Holt) smirk
  • Understanding our differences... (Chris Silvester) smirk
  • Latest One-Liner Digest (1/2) (Funny Guy) smirk, swearing, sexual, sick, heard it, offense=almost everyone
  • All in a Day's Work (AJSchn@aol.com) chuckle
  • how to fight religious bigotry (true story) (Matthew L. Ginsberg) smirk, offense=Jews
  • rent to own? (Phil Ryals) smirk, sexual, swearing, offense=women
  • The Brothers Methrin (Robert Baruch) smirk
  • Greased Lightning (Jeff Roberts) original, smirk
  • It must lose something in the translation (Tom Comeau @ Space Telescope Science Institute) topical, smirk
  • Latest One-Liner Digest (1/2) (Funny Guy) smirk, swearing, sexual, sick, heard it, offense=almost everyone
  • Safety First (Peter) smirk
  • New Canadian $2 Coin [Original - Credited] (Jim Mantle) chuckle
  • A bad start to the week (Chris Seabrook) chuckle
  • Things that make you go Hmmmm....... (Michael J Conover) smirk, topical
  • A plea to the little swimmers (Elizabeth A. Kingsley) smirk, sexual
  • But which one will need rabies shots? (Richard Heritage) topical, chuckle
  • How do you uudecode uudecode without uudecode?? (Dan 'Steele' Peck) smirk, computers
  • new phonetic alphabet (Rich Wilson) chuckle, heard it
  • Wife Joke (David Swanger) chuckle, heard it
  • DEAD MAN (ng chun ken) chuckle, heard it
  • The World of Barbie (Ken Foster) smirk, heard it
  • A question OJ can answer (Brad Templeton) topical, smirk
  • The C++ programmer's "wedding" (Tim MacKenzie) original, funny, computers
  • Halloween (original) (John Campbell) chuckle, sick, offense=parents, rot13
  • Faux Pas (Andy Newman) chuckle, sexual
  • The Prodigal Son's Return (SARDog3752) chuckle
  • Judge Ito's Bar and Grill (J Munchausen) chuckle
  • Sympathy for the Devil (Steve Morgan) chuckle, heard it
  • Hardy Boys Drinking Game (data@imsa.edu) smirk
  • Halloween costume (Beverly & Eric Boerner) topical, smirk, heard it, swearing
  • More traditional condom humour (David Tong) smirk
  • anagrams for the O.J. trial (Monty Solomon) original, topical, smirk
  • The moral of the story... (Greg Rapawy) original, smirk
  • From the mouth of babes (David J. Kelk) smirk, awwww
  • Another bar joke... (Snibor Eoj) chuckle
  • That's Italian (Crispin Cowan) smirk
  • A sick joke from Yerkes primate lab (CREPEAU_LORING) smirk, sick
  • My little brother (original) (Geoffrey Brent) smirk
  • Lawyer (Joe Block) chuckle, heard it, offense=lawyers
  • Iraqi elections (Ray Gilbert) topical, smirk, heard it, offense=Iraqis
  • O'Leary Brothers (JONATHAN WICHMANN) chuckle, heard it
  • God Sues Catholic Church for Undercount of Angels (David Sewell) topical, chuckle, offense=Nation of Islam members
  • Dating, parents, and what children will say (Emily Soper) smirk
  • Additional research on FBS (Fake Blonde Syndrome) (Bruce Wehr) topical, smirk
  • W.C.Walls (Henry Francis) smirk
  • Read the manual (#Elen Hunt) smirk, computers
  • Hi-Tech Coasters - Free! (Rich Chen) chuckle, computers
  • Seeing Eye Chihuahua (Michael C. Nesel) chuckle
  • LESSER INCLUDED OFFENSES (Operanut@aol.com) smirk, sexual
  • Bronze Rat (Keith Meidling) smirk, offense=lawyers
  • new joke (813) 975-7600) smirk, heard it
  • Psyschiatric Hotline (Gary Koerzendorfer) chuckle, heard it
  • Bar joke... (edwardsb@cs.rpi.edu) chuckle, heard it
  • Fake Blondes: (Jennifer_Palmer_at_PIT1@mercer.com) smirk, offense=blondes
  • Visa (rmh@procase.com) smirk, sexual
  • Kings of Cyberspace! (Mikael Degermark) smirk, computers
  • processor speed (FHOWARD.US.ORACLE.COM) smirk, computers
  • Mouths of Babes (Victor Biggs) smirk
  • military humor (Cheryl Isaak {81712}) smirk
  • I didn't know it was irreversible... (Wei-Hwa Huang) original, smirk, computers
  • The artery formerly known as... (Jack Morrison) original, smirk
  • Dog Control (David Daye) smirk, heard it, offense=Germans
  • There Ought to be a Law (Original by my brother) (Ramon Holt) original, chuckle
  • White Male Awareness Month (was Re: OJ acquited during...) (Mark Sobolewski) topical, chuckle, offense=women,non-whites
  • rec.humor.funny T-shirt (Tim Poston) original, chuckle, USENET
  • Political Agenda..... (bill dixon) chuckle, swearing
  • The **COMPLETE** us & uk confusions (D J Barton) chuckle, long, sexual, swearing, offense=British & Americans
  • Reagan's funeral. (Dhiraj Thakkar) chuckle
  • Desert Island (Naomi Zikmund-Fisher) smirk
  • Back, back, back,back, back... (Bill Blackwell) chuckle
  • alt.highway.construction? (Coltraine) smirk, USENET
  • Trial of the Century (Paul Tomblin) topical, chuckle
  • religion, quote, true (olc@cs.umass.edu) chuckle
  • 7 states pass "Wealthy Defendant Evidence Act" (Brad Templeton) topical, smirk
  • Coincidence? We think not! (Larry Salomon Jr.) smirk
  • I don't understand art anymore (Daniel S Chen) chuckle
  • Missed her (James Webb) smirk, swearing
  • The vacation (Noam Ascher) chuckle